just totally representative of a lot of New York’s modern municipal planning. Slapping some prefab plastic onto a leveled bit of parkland and saying “well close enough”

Isaac Chotiner floating overhead in a hot air balloon: So for you there’s a distinction between “working” somewhere and “running” it. Can you elaborate?

writing “oh no” in my notebook

who cares 👍

I remember there was a small window of time in like…2013?? when everlane would deliver you a shirt in like 2 hours. Funny gimmick. Not nearly as funny as this though

ice cream recall for a brand and flavor we recently finished. metal contamination. not my problem, was the metal never loved? never cherished by a father? let us not meet metal contaminants with hate in our hearts

Sorta neat that New York has so much available parking that the NYPD can just store the car that crushed a bunch of people on 100th next to a daycare.

two quality of life issue in NY that are actually too taboo and only a brave heterodox thinker like me can say: we got too many dogs in grocery stores and every New Yorker older than 65 went insane during COVID and exhibits anti-social tendencies that would get you institutionalized in the EU

cars are weapons and should be regulated as such. this is quite straight-forward!

every Saturday I have the best day of my life and then I turn on WNYC, as I have every afternoon of my adult life, and hear the horrible, bleating, self-important “debate” show they have now programmed. It is, I imagine, how those being gang stalked feel

I’ve seen it myself

we have determined the key issue with this tragedy: the reporting about the speed at which a pedestrian got fucking creamed

My brother and daughter and I were a block away from this and here’s 10 business lessons I learned: 1. Drivers need to put down with a bolt gun like cattle

it’s so cool that helicopters can just park over a neighborhood of a few hundred thousand people to record gore porn for a local broadcast audience of like tens of thousands

glad to see @telemundo52.com has a helicopter in the air to inflict insane noise damage on everyone who just saw someone get fucking crushed by a car

A24 sells (sold?) the First Reformed Church baseball cap that Ethan Hawke half-heartedly pitches to a bored teenage boy touring the church with his parents. I bought one and it doesn’t fit my big round head. Bummer

Obviously this is just lazy engagement bait but babes we gotta sell it! “Talk about a nanny state” delivered with the energy of fentanyl addicted Rodney Dangerfield. At least the free press puts their dick and balls into it!

sometimes you see a post and you’re like yeah, this person is 5 foot 6

will flipping over the HHI charts he’s been spamming at people for years: damn this shit was upside down this whole time! sadly society has shifted in…dark and mysterious ways

5 minutes of the worst hoops of my life im in love

median nyc voter

Just paid $8 for milk at Whole Foods

probably lost over here but this old fuck was driven so insane by his irrelevancy in the mayor’s race that he’s accelerated to “turbo racist” and arguably “incitement against an elected official”

can someone ask the household income chart dorks if this is “good”

updating my end of life wishes fyi @philw.bsky.social

selfishly, probably good for my mental health that this didn’t get made

the money is calling

I’d like to see Wemby try that shit with me (his elbow would pass 12+ inches over my head)

Pablo Prigioni big ups to ya

typical leftist trying to control what goes on in people’s bedrooms

“rich homeowners lack of any self-awareness” is a real dark horse contender for The Straw, in the Breaking the Camel’s Back competition

me and the other solo dads at the playground are ostracizing the mom’s that are here. don’t they know it’s Mother’s Day? they should be celebrating

Half Man (2026)

mood:

He’s on his deathbed have some respect

Philadelphians are just fake fans

increasingly sickly looking food/recipe influencer posting about well she’s doing on IG. bad portent

Obviously not going to read the article but it’s nice that the ed board believes that human potential is realized by earning a lot of money. Just kidding. It sucks actually.

calling lead paint back for one more job

"daddy wanna play cars?" "daddy i have to pee" please shut the fuck i'm clicking refresh until i find out the status of an adult stranger's thigh muscles

It is somewhat remarkable that New York just chose to stop enforcing traffic laws and as a result most avenues exist as a single lane of traffic, bracketed by idling trucks and ubers

Santa Claus

this should be understood as straight-forward racial and religious supremacism by Jerry Nadler’s anointed candidate. Of course, he’s triangulating for the most hateful social media platform available and is far too cowardly to espouse something this cynical in front of a less hate addled audience

Hey @micahlasher.bsky.social curious why you didn’t post this over here too

I can’t wait to welcome a 36 year old journeyman Tyler Kolek back to the Knicks on a vet minimum after he wraps up a three year contract in Portland, where he shot a respectable 35% from three but missed a go ahead three in the first round of the playoffs. Clyde will call him Tyler Novak

my main takeaway from the last few weeks is security is fake and you can basically just walk up anywhere

while this outfit and event self evidently sucks, it does remind me to plug the under-appreciated (idk I’m a dumb guy) Emily Sargent’s that the Met has stuck on a wall outside the visual storage section. Go Knicks

Went to high school with one, wife went to high school with another, see one of them around the neighborhood all time, would 100% Do The Right Thing if I was driving this taxi

another 9/11 victim