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I can help with loneliness because that's a skill issue, but I can't really help these guys who's dicks apparently fall off every time any woman-focused message or media comes out, because my "eww girls" mental subroutine didn't survive puberty

Sometimes there are news days that make me look at the administration like youtu.be/r5zzHyyyM5M?...

Unironically this

Witch hunts against trans women have begun

Wes Chatham is my Bruce Wayne fancast. I just feel like I should put that out into the world right now.

NBC please fund this. Fuller, the world needs your services.

I want to be Wayne Lyons when I grow up. I'm not actually much younger than David Rysdahl and I'm not a man but still.

(people try to cancel me about this take every now and then, and I absolutely invite this; if you think the Taliban deserved respect for their "distinct culture," it's absolutely great for you to put me on an imperialism block list or whatever)

I am so ready for the Tobey Maguire presidency

The bullets were fired by someone whose body temperature was above 0C

Trump pushed Kimmel into going full resistance lib for the biggest audience he will ever have. Another masterclass from the president.

Everyone now has to see this. I hate the internet and I will inflict the worst parts of it on anyone who will listen.

Please blame @eleanor.lockhart.contact for me showing this to you.

I hate my friends

I had a friend who had a chart of who on the discord server was with who, including exes and other situations, and it eventually became too complex to chart out.

A conversation on one of my discord servers leads me to think that Ke Huy Quan would be a great casting for the Gray King in a Lies of Locke Lamora adaptation.

I wish a beaver would do my session prep

I should start an account titled "alt text masterpieces" where I share posts like this one

Honestly, I kinda view "should we compromise with reasonable Republicans and embrace moderation on trans issues to ensure lasting gains if offered a deal" the same way I do "should we allow chimpanzees into our nuclear weapons sharing program if the chimps form a kingdom and join NATO?"

As someone who owns Disney stocks, lol. Lmao.

beautifully done

I don't want an app for my router. I don't want an app for my A/C. I don't want an app for my grocery store. Fuck your apps. I hate you for making me get an app. I want only the apps that interest me, not the apps I'm forced to get to operate hardware I used to operate just fine without one.

My "This movie really reminds me of Boss Baby" was that after watching Kpop Demon Hunters I was like "this music reminds me of KDA" so if anyone understands kpop and has recs for a complete buffoon I'm down to try anything.

Someone should get the Monster adaptation going quickly while Hunter Schafer is still young enough to play the Liebert twins.

This is a really nice piece and a good sign of hope for the future - When Netanyahu is out, maybe we'll be able to build something better. www.timesofisrael.com/48-surreal-h...

holy

No. Fuck Tucker Carlson, and fuck you for amplifying his words. NORMALIZING AND SANEWASHING THESE FASCISTS AND THEIR PROPAGANDISTS IS HOW WE FUCKING GOT HERE. STOP DOING IT.

One of the less mourned tragedies of Musk's twitter buy is that the old joke where you go "oh god did you see what Milo said about this" and link to his banned account doesn'twork anymore

Uh @support.bsky.team? Your labeling this article as "self-harm" borders on being just as racist as what the President did in this article. Fix your A.I.:

The American far right is either indie game dev hate mob or Harry Potter fanfic mob.

Tramell Tillman being the first Black man to win Best Supporting Actor (well-deserved, watch Severance) is a strong reminder that THE WIRE NEVER WON AN EMMY HOW?

In my remake of Silence of the Lambs, Buffalo Bill is basically just Ed Kemper or Ted Bundy, but all of the media assumes he's trans. Hannibal Lecter's huge insight is just continually telling Clarice "He's not trans" while Crawford repeatedly tells the news he is.

The people mourning for him fundamentally do not care. His wife is using his corpse as a prop for clout. That says more about his life and his value to the world than words ever could.

Me every FNM before getting last place

I’ve been rewatching the Coen Bros filmography this month and while drawing a Barton Fink illustration, it struck me how much their films feel like Far Side cartoons: funny, strange, clever, yet frequently inscrutable. Anyway here’s a thread!

There is a lot to *not* praise about it, and a lot of good reasons for it to never come back, but good god when it was good Dollhouse was amazing.

I want a time machine so I can give William Carlos Williams a wedgie. I want to go back in time to dunk that man's head in a toilet.

like clockwork

I was gonna give up on talking about this and dedicate this feed to media I like for a few days, but this is an excellent thread.

To utterly change the subject from Discourse, I think evidence that Sterling K Brown is one of the best actors alive is that Paradise has good reviews. Sorry, but that show is god awful and really stupid it's just got this underrated movie star in the making as lead.

Weird how we went from "Democrats own this shooting with their violent ideology" to "o pray for this lost little lamb" in less than a day. Utterly predictable.

Here’s a turtle I saw a while ago:

Oh, yikes

"And you dislike Gretchen Felker-Martin as a trans person?" "No I dislike her as a wannabe writer"

Gretchens who suck: Felker Martin Gretchens who suck at least moderately less: Whitmer Gretchens who have created F/f dom/sub erotica: Felker Martin, Whitmer

When Gretchen Felker-Martin is discriminated against for being trans, I'll have the same level of solidarity with her that I do with Ben Shapiro for the antisemitism he receives. But she's not being targeted for being trans, she's losing professional opportunities for being terrible. That's fair.

The Drizz would have had this solved by now, just saying.

People on both sides saying political violence is never acceptable. Meanwhile this just in: Multiple people shot at Evergreen High School in Jefferson County, Colorado.