My Nephew, The Theatre Kid Killed it, as per usual! He's in college now! His 13th production: "Almost, Maine" Was absolutely excellent! I'm so propud of my wonderful brother's amazing kid I could burst!

Yesterday I gave up early & went to bed at 8:30 Got up this morning at 4:30 am to attack the day Kiddo did this while I was asleep: Packed their own lunch in the cute Hello Kitty bag they bought at the mall yesterday! I gave them my card & let them shop w/friends I'm so proud!🥲 #MomBrag

Tia Face lined like a map Silvery strands of gray hair Sparkled in sunlight #haiku

This Armenian children's lullaby explains why Iran can NEVER have nuclear weapons youtu.be/FZ9lvDJJZFY?...

Let's blow this popsicle stand & voyage to unreality youtu.be/LJ_snOkHeVk?...

Making muffins for kiddo this morning They asked me about the accident & where I was hurt Suddenly I remembered all the accident smells: Burning rubber, smog, smoke, & sickly sweet antifreeze I just started bawling Middle of the kitchen Accident was 10 days ago I'm not ok

It's HILARIOUS that boys think "open relationship" Means THEY can fuck around while their girl stays home! LoL! Bless their lil coal tar hearts!

I'm eating roasted veggies, salad & soon- Homemade baked beans w/a bit of kosher beef for flavor Smells so good I wish they were done cooking now! Shabbat Shalom y'all!

I took a walk Now I hurt But I'm slightly less stressed

They either enjoy always being wrong OR- They dig her irrational Jew hatred Either way? Fuck MTG & her fan club

Ya ALWAYS think he's coming after who you hate- Until YOU'RE NEXT No shade on Pope BUT TONS of christians in 2025 Acted like Trump was assigned by g-d to rid the world of Black Brown & trans folx Fix egg prices & start a theocracy Hope Trump Jesus Voters fix this mess in 2028! & WHERE'S JD?🤷🏾‍♀️

It's about DAMNED time! Guess after you shoot someone in the back- You gotta get off your ASS & do your FUCKING JOB!! youtu.be/ozSlD9w-YiY?...

Two things can be true at once 😑

I don't experience grief about death Or jealousy about anything Especially not cheating- I don't think cheating is real Kiddo said I'm not ok & asked me to please console them in the event of the other parent's passing ... My thought was I better write myself a note so I remember to do that

Just NOPE

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Kiddo said I need to go to the rage room because my energy is scary 3 minutes in the car & I'm spun up This is the impact they don't mention beyond a wrecked car & aching back

What the world wants Vs What the world gets The days of Jews on their knees taking shit off haters is OVER Today is our "fuck you" holiday Am yisrael chai! #JewSky

Lennon Imperceptible… Almost. Dark brooding cloud An impassive sky #haiku

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$5 can buy Joi Kiddo comes home Monday #MomDuty

Bright Blight When this weed wears off I'm murdering everything Don't get in my way #haiku

Sativa Lipstick pink roses Fresh water crystal vases Salt water blooming #haiku

Heartsick Desperately grasping Memories Fistfuls of wind Yearning unfulfilled #haiku

Dance Hall Lounge Tiptoe skipping light Through blooming lavender fields Plastic purple haze #haiku

If you smoke good weed & get deep enough in the Remy? None of this shit matters. Bore pri adamah Bore pri hagafen Shabbat Shalom #InJoi

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People... PLEASE don't attack first responders

Things couldn't be worse! But I couldn't be better! I bet if Blue Sky went outside & actually looked at one? Y'all would be MUCH happier! #GoPlay

People justify yelling at firemen say: They're all MAGA! The all White male firefighters did their bare minimum job & assessed my health AND: They saw my AAA & told me letting LA tow my car would result in $$ HUNDREDS in fees So save & call AAA I'm Black They didn't HAVE to help me w/that

Number of fuckers explaining why it's *okay* to scream obscenities at these unarmed fire rescue first responders? Fuck you They're CLEARLY not LAPD America is so fucked

LAPD shot an unarmed man in the back LA citizens are enraged Many people swearing & berating all LA first responders- INCLUDING Swearing at clearly marked Fire Rescue first responders On scene to do medical assessment at my accident Please be kind! Firemen are helpers

LA tried to kill me Nice try! FUCK you!! I had my magic wand! 🪄 *And a little help from Hashem I'm not even mad 5 car pile up on the 405/10 split Caused by a reckless teen in grandmas car Everyone walked away alive No kids in any cars

Happiness is Snoopy stickers

My Brain: I'm hungry for real food! My Stomach: Bitch, sit down & hush! Why didn't I listen to the MD telling me bland BRAT diet only? Hashem help! 🤢

Lucille Guiltiness a cloud Clinging Covering A shroud Just lay that shit down #haiku

The Ruler Family crest Honor Exterior tough armor Hides tender charmer #haiku

Kraut & Clover Gentle persuasion You're faithful? Admiration I can heal your soul #haiku

Drones Want to hold you tight Lavishly show attention Touch with intention You needn't mention Shoulders holding deep tension Time in constant flight #haiku ×2 #senryu

Dr. Stowe Slowly kissing Lips Licking your neck chest The best Hasn't come just yet #haiku

When I get gone? I'll pretend I never knew y'all! Once I break free I'll create my own mythology I was born In a crossfire hurricane!

Kindness Matters Stay Strapped

Happy Easter to those celebrating

Made matzo ball soup Not my best batch But whatever! It happens! A rough Passover this year

Adrian Forbidden love fire Ready to burn in the pyre You're what I desire #haiku

Minus dick head Waters youtu.be/-0kcet4aPpQ?...

How I feel about the Dodgers

In another timeline I was someone's wife 🤣 LoL It sounds so fake

Lalo Music is playing Sensual swaying Breathing your essence #haiku

Secretly A Diva *Not really a secret