For my new hole 🤭

So... I did this today! I don't usually do spontaneous But I was stressed I have a tiny diamond & gold snake earring on deck

Running errands during Pride Two Mormon boys asked me to join them- At church on Sunday!😆 Sorry! I don't pray that way! Shoot your shot I guess? HAPPY PRIDE!/

I hate everything

It's really depressing here sometimes

I will escape this place

Raising children feels like: You can obviously beat their asses But you hand them ceremonial wins on occasion And do so with love

Happy Pride!

HAPPY PRIDE! (I'm a cartoon!)

Well! THIS explains a fuck ton I'm absolutely coming undone

Nervous Breakdown commencing in 3 seconds I'm going to lose it Send help

Watching True Crime Kiddo asked: Isn't LWOP & DP the same thing? You die in prison! 🧐🤓🧠

Met the Empire picking up Kiddo from the Back Rooms movie See why I rarely wear pants? 🦵🏾🏹🦵🏾 Bow-legged

Like most men- Fake AF

UPDATE:

ER security check in: Any pocket knives or pepper spray? Me: Naw bro. I left them in the car! 😑 I'm clearly unaware of how I'm coming off to others. Full disclosure: I DID unhook my pepper spray from my keychain before I got out of the car Because who TF takes pepper spray into a hospital?

Ambulance picked up my mom Yet the paramedic thinks this is a good time to quip as he's driving off w/my mother: "Stay out of trouble" 😑 Me: NEVER

Kiddo to BF on the car ride home: My mom has 3 answers for everything: 1. Violence 2. Art 3. Whiskey 🤷🏾‍♀️

It's almost Pride! 🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈

From the vault: Asher & Sassy celebrate Jewish Heritage Month Sparkle the Reindeer says hey!

This isn't about travel It's about escape

Or Thursday

Nazis stepping up for smack downs today is cathartic! Like going to the rage room! I think these sorry cucks have a humiliation kink I suppose someone has to stomp on roach balls in their whore boots! NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF

Lighter. Fluid. Heavy crystal glass Whiskey heat burns my tongue tastes Like licking your soul #haiku #senryu

In America we don't: Assault Koreans because we don't like North Korean leaders We don't boycott & bomb Chinese restaurants, cultural buildings & businesses & blame the Chinese government We don't attack civilian Russian immigrants because of Putin STOP TARGETING JEWS & BLAMING BIBI!

Let me know when attacking Americans is justified by saying: Trump is a terrible president who started an unjust war w/Iran! If that shit doesn't make sense Neither does attacking American Jews: "Because Bibi" Fuck Nazis to Sheol & back in perpetuity until the heat death of the universe

Sounds like something a stupid fucking Nazi would say When my mother would beat us as children she'd say: "This isn't just for today! I'm beating you for old & new!" That energy for antizionist Nazi Hamasniks Welcome to 51+ years of suppressed gay female Black Jewish rage Back away SLOWLY

Stay safe- By NOT trying it! You will rue the fucking day you come at me w/that bullshit But go on ahead! Fuck around & find out! Nazis never know when they're gonna walk up on the wrong Jew I'm 2 seconds from loosing it & looking for a reason

There's aliens now 😑 They act surprised we're not scared Why would I be scared? Humans are way fucking worse PLUS- I always knew my REAL family would come back for me!

Happy birthday to my British boyfriend! @jamieoliveroffical.bsky.social *I don't actually know this man 🤣🥰

Channeling Olivia All Day

How I'm surviving 🍆🥃 🤣🤣🤣 JKJK I got this sign at the recycling center

Another reason I don't blow this popsicle stand: Posts like this one that remind me to be grateful One small thing that makes my day better? Thick rich hand creams! Coincidentally? Also how I like my lovers: Thick. Rich. Cream colored. 🤣

White Lines Stuffed full with Sweetness Threads pulling loose at the seams Rode Hera's moonbeam #haiku #senryu

Hashem be a fence

Gift Ideas

Almost my front yard 50,000 residents displaced Ocean breeze could float toxic fumes a mere 8 miles south & kill us all Company fined before: "Our bad for the slight inconvenience." What The Entire FUCK?! youtu.be/erfgoGF3RM8?...

Bazooka Joe Done slipped low This isn't a comic! It's a cheap paper baseball card Gum flavor lasts 11 seconds 0/10 Nostalgia ruined

Sixth Street Sweet Disturbing slumber Devil's hot breath on my neck Pleased to meet you, Sir #haiku #senryu

Kiddo's home making all this noise on a group video chat w/friends SO LOUD😖🙉 I was almost bothered by the noise But Baruch Hashem Kiddo is home to giggle & squeal Not kidnapped by a nut & On an Amber Alert Crazy ass men fucking up custody orders is a REAL thing G-d bring Daieza home safe

💥AMBER ALERT💥 2ND ALARM BOLO

💥AMBER ALERT💥 BOLO

Happy Memorial Day & happy birthday in heaven to the only man I'll ever listen to! From the vault! Dumb fuck haters who think I'm a bot can get wrecked

Happy birthday in heaven to my Daddy!

Wanna bet states with the worst educational outcomes & most criminals are damned near identical?

If your holy book is a bludgeon? Feel free to fuck right off

Worth of couple minutes listening to this one. I read a post that has additional points that are similar to this one. Will share that one soon. 🎥🎙️ Elisheva Abramson

The good thing about me being atypically female? I tell my friends how men think "You think like a dude" Isn't always an insult Okay- Yes it is!😅 But it's helpful when I'm warning them don't bother- Cause he's DEFINITELY fucking someone else! Because of course he is! LoL Is he breathing?

My Monogamy Leash a wild lion Try to flatten Mount Zion Hold wind in your fists #haiku #senryu

Danny Boy Your dick is just right Since I can't fuck you tonight Dreaming about you #haiku #senryu