Kiddo said now that my nose works & I can taste food again- "Your 20% is showing." Said my matzo ball soup was White people bland! 🤬🤬🤬 Someone come get this child! NO CREEPS!

Butch bitch mad- No one will lick her stank kitty Stop worrying about what those of us who are getting laid are doing Grab a shower Maybe pluck those eyebrows

Timeline Cleanse! Me & my "doggo" Bandit Heeler

I'm irritable Glad tomorrow is a day off Constant state of readiness is exhausting

Abbah Your willing vessel The King has entered the field Gan Edan again #haiku

Long Goodbye This is hard for me Deleting your memory But it must be done #haiku

2025: "Surviving American fascism"

Quickly saving people from natural consequences- Ensures they won't learn & They'll do it again Making excuses makes assholes It's unfortunate those who did the right thing also suffer. That's real life

A fucking set up

Snoop bitch ass🙄 IT'S THIS FUCKING EASY! We ain't forgot Snoop D-O-Double-Dummy

There's no fucking way She's harder than I am! Kill me IMMEDIATELY You're not storing me in a metal box for 9 months of on-demand rape youtu.be/fzJ6--U53y0?...

Find Out First Hand Up On Deck

Ranger Stare Blank eyes Shower running Sitting. Staring. Water Running. I can't get clean. I can't Get clean

La Puerta Negra Sorrow Blots out the sun Won't you come take the pain Boys of Summer all long gone Goodbye

Eretz Jam Seated in Mount Zion Ruler of all creation Always our homeland #haiku #JewSky

Always humbling to catch i24 & realize how bad my modern Hebrew is FFS I suck!

I'm on some real FUCK A BITCH shit! How was I or 92 mutuals following this Hamas whore? Insta block Gabrielle Perry For reposting vile Nazi propaganda

Fascist beatings will continue Until racism becomes a distant faint memory

Her mom is doing too much 🤬 By too much- I mean not a fucking thing to locate her missing child! Anyone in SB County lock up wanna earn some honey buns & ramen? You know what's up!

Somnambulist Battling demons Constantly bleeding knuckles Punching the concrete #haiku

Lasik Murder the doctors The poets and the artists For curing blindness #haiku

Driving Aimlessly speeding I’d always hoped for better Fog obscured roadways #haiku

Material Spirits Chattering bubbies Guide my matzah covered hands Echoes of Sinai #haiku #ChaiKu

Newport Coast Sensual kisses Low cut slinky silk slip dress Enter the Back Bay #haiku

Jewish penicillin Like bubbie used to make! Except I'll never have grandkids 😭

But- "Apartheid State!" & "They hate Black people over there!" Be ALMOST as bad as the good ole US of A Home of the Brazen Racists

Boom

She said it So I didn't have to

Binge watching predator catchers VERY disappointed how many people here on Blue Sky are trading CSAM Especially since @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team Spends so much time protecting Nazis & censoring classical art nudes Actual CP traders Get your priorities straight

Trustworthy

Hashem reminding me: Don't waste $ on fast food And probably abstain from meat all together😔 A recent salmonella outbreak in frozen & deli chicken dishes at Trader Joe's, Albertsons & other major food chains? Also huge red flags

Triple Moons His mojo rising Hair on the back of my neck #Whisper in her ear #haiku #BornBattleReady

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Slava Ukraine!

If this was a rich White girl? They'd already have shot this punk youtu.be/HOVSP0uUHDY?...

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Clooney did it for revenge after President Biden called out his wife for using her position at the UN to try to stop Israel from recusing the hostages kidnapped by hamas.

Anyone doing this or supporting it are the fullest knives in the drawer Spoons even

And lots of you would be 💀

School librarian has entered the chat

To be fair- Eggs are cheaper Probably to incubate the salmonella

PSA

BULLSHIT!! Some of us become a city boy Born & raised in South Detroit 😂 #DontStopBelieving

Pfft🙄 This only leaked because Trump's bitch ass rural farm base is a little bit hungry Trump will force them into submission & they will capitulate They ALWAYS do

He dressed up as a barista He doesn't work at Starbucks 😂 I make pretty babies😍 #MomBrag #BigHairDontCare

When you want a chicken sandwich- But you're saving for the Trump-pocolypse

Look what showed up in my photos 🥹 Kiddo was just learning to read 6 years ago due to dyslexia, dysgraphia, etc Plus a complete & total failure of the public school district Once in correct teaching They made this for me

Timeline Trouble: It's that time of year When accidental naps mean my brain has NO IDEA It's 5:00 PM- NOT 5:00 AM 😴😳😳⁉️⏱️😂

I hate it here😔

I'm not having her as my live-in nanny Unless she's my girlfriend too!