Skip validating the parking- Order the Lyft! This is lemon flavored fire! 🥃🥃🥃🔥🔥🔥🍋🍋🍋 Liquid flames first Sour lemon center Ends silky sweet as a kiss! 7/10

Plume A murder of crows Flies ominously above Signals summer's death #haiku

Running into the ex like:

No. We do not. I see why people don't think I'm American My values are not aligned with the culture

Duran Duran will be in my city in January Tickets start at $143

Together We Cry Hollywood mornings Sun reveals the city's sins Urine and sadness #haiku

The kids are fine

Looks like the adult version of those Girl Scouts Caramel Delight cookies! youtube.com/shorts/mRBSl...

I can hear the angel chorus youtube.com/shorts/Y1lNF...

Imagine being so arrogant & thin skinned Mechanical failures are a threat to your leadership Then imagine having your head so far up someone's ass You support their delusional thinking instead of seeing it as a normal frustration in life we all face Been in an airport lately? Escalators break!

I get how this may seem unimportant compared to literal fascism But if we lose music to the oligarchs, we will end up w/1984-esque corporate machine music designed to further the regime It's hard to explain how much hearing live music means to me Music, writing & art are important to freedom.

Messiah is in the sky And we are here w/no money The Messiah is not coming He isn't calling us either **** Which makes sense Rising bodies could hit planes If pilots are halfway to heaven & get raptured Does everyone on the plane go to heaven? Or die in the inferno when the plane crashes?

RAPTURE PLAYLIST: Mashiac Lo Ba Messiah isn't coming He isn't calling either! This version has English subtitles #JewSky youtu.be/zRq14vAMIhM?...

If I get rich I won't brag But there will be signs...

Tell us how you really feel sis! Lol She's right tho!

I love vanilla Tootsie Rolls SO MUCH I'm trying this wi/vodka & rum youtube.com/shorts/boHkC...

It's so blatant It's difficult to fathom

They can't see themselves The absurdity

Please send my evite

DWB Swift consequences Senseless brutality fear Message Loud and clear #haiku #BlackSky DWB: Driving While Black Originally a term used to describe being racially profiled while driving Now extends to include being reported to police for simply existing as a Black person in public spaces

Disney adults bitching about a Black mermaid never mentioned this That tracks 😑

Should have known the dick teasers weren't leaving🙄 They worship the King of Edging- He's been c*ming for over 2000 years It's a rapture not an airport No need to announce your departure Just GO

Where was all this energy for Colin Kaepernick? NFL player who silently took a knee to protest police brutality This is what White privilege looks like

Unless you're bi or pan- Then you have ALL the choices! 🏳️‍🌈🖤🤎❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈

Anita Baker better get in on that money too!

Dumb voters gave the US over to a man who banned Muslims during his previous term Somehow Everything is the fault of Harris, Israel & Jews No accountability for: Hamas Gazan citizens Or US voters who chose terror & hatred over democracy Still blaming Harris for Trump's mistakes

George Bush, The Lesser Couldn't pronounce "nuclear" Which is probably worse, since that's actually in the job description

Rapture left teenagers behind Sigh. Attitude only a mother could love Maybe they are hiring staff & the goody goody adults go first?

Are they leaving their bodies here for us to dispose of? I thought glorified bodies were part of their package They should take the meat suits. We shouldn't have to handle remains Some of them might get sent back Then what? They become disembodied ghosts? They didn't think this through

Jim Jones held White Nights They were flavor aide practices Finally they did it for real Is rapture like that? Is their guy taking ALL the kids? Is it for good? Or a break from teenagers? I'm Jewish Can I do a short term lease on mine when they get attitude?

Take me with you

I have a complete numbness to armed sheriff's deputies in & outside of shul during holiday services They swarmed inside to investigate something out back I barely looked up over my carrots I don't think that's a normal reaction I don't think it was always like this

A preacher A priest & A Rabbi Get to heaven Their rooms aren't ready So the angel asks Satan can Hell hold them a day 2 hrs later Satan calls heaven: Yo! Come get your boys! The preacher is saving folx The priest is forgiving folx & The Rabbi? Started a fundraiser for a new A/C! #RoshHashanah

Tonight at shul NO ONE TOUCHED MY HAIR! 😁 AND- I got to read the bracha for leeks Which is just- So perfect for me! #IYKYK #JewSky #RoshHashana

If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.

I'd never have guessed less than a week

Zero lies detected

Hone decor ideas

Shanah Tovah! #JewSky Catch y'all after the chag!

Before you post that SUDDENLY Gazans want to return the hostages But mean ol' Israel won't take them? Remember- IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS Frankly? There's no need to wait for a hand written invite to discuss something they should've done 716 days ago Simply stop holding them & RELEASE THE HOSTAGES

White Women... ???

Certain religious groups of colonizers who are actually White on the US census- Voted for what they support Be mad after you check census data I'm just telling the truth

Good question! They're not even hostages held in jail a d checked on by international bodies They even checked concentration camps! These hostages have been held on homes for 716 days If G-D had my kid I'd rip down heaven I think Israel has been MORE than patient GLOVES OFF RETURN THE HOSTAGES

It's been almost TWO YEARS Hamas whores are still posting stupid terror apologist bullshit like this: "They have tired to" Really? WHEN? TWO YEARS NO offers of cash or free passage or surrender has yet produced all hostages No more fucking excuses! Alive or dead- RELÉASE EVERY HOSTAGE NOW!

2 years ago my Aunt- Not Jewish Set up this holiday display for me on #RoshHashanah Knowing she cared enough to try this hard? Still brings me to tears

Trails Brooke gently babbles Crawdads tiny fish swimming Quiet morning walk #haiku

The only way we'll know there's a rapture? Cribs & elementary school desks will be empty You self righteous bitches will be right here with us sinners- Unfortunately.

Mist Soft roaring ocean Morning marine layer hides Coming noon day sun #haiku

On a rewatch of Death Note 2 minutes in- I get the message: Religion in schools? Bad plan