Sex before marrage is considered a sin After marriage it's considered a miracle #DocAfterDark

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Mary in Ann Arbor’s rendition of the parody of Dionne Warwick’s “Alfie”, called “Algae”, was at 25,000 views this morning and 86,000 views now, headed to 100K by morning. Thanks! youtu.be/iFkYBSpKPRM?...

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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader. The look on his face was priceless.

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