I think I could win PA by vowing "no viziers, only yinzers"

Six years of winter

You can even shitpost on the elliptical if your balance is good enough.

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When you're being mean to me on the internet this is who you're being mean to, btw

Is James in Portugal?

Imagine your planet getting eaten by a supermassive black hole lmao coouulddnn''t bbbbeeee mmmmmeeeee

Tonight on CBS News, Noam Chomsky and Jeffrey Sachs debate: Have Russian missiles failed Ukrainian children?

Yes and New Jersey.

Okay I looked it up. “hold my beer” is a bigoted slur against fat folks.

Make the deck out of teak beams, you coward

Lol by how "Defiant" is rendered you can tell it's AI generated.

If you think we don't need to look at how dysphoria is used as an abusive dynamic that denies the right to housing and causes long lasting a failure to fill pot holes, you are the proverbial vegan idiot 🧻

Trump's address:

He's slurring harder than Hegseth with bottle service.

This man is unstoppable. He gets a hole cut into his brain and literally starts poasting as soon as the anesthesia wears off like nothing happened. Take notes, Bluesky.

I shouldn't be surprised that the alt-right have no idea how ranches work, since the alt-right don't work lol

like Jeffrey Epstein would not have posted something like this

Holy fuck, Trump is saying Rob Reiner had it coming

Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers. Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.

"throat goat" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey antinatalist tbh

Well, there's a photo I never expected to see in my life. Noam Chomsky palling around with Steve Bannon.

"There seems to be some sort of mistake, I voted for lower prices and no lockdowns" "GET IN THE FUCKING BUBBLE!!!"

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

MINNIE MOUSE GANGBANG MINNIE MOUSE GANGBANG LETSGOOOOO

I'm sure you know but they're basically juicing detention numbers by targeting green card holders. Stay for the Ukrainian guy comparing this to the USSR. www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...

Bigender folks can and do enjoy playing Halo 3 and they’re still bigender because playing Halo 3 is inherently feminine

If I said this about a woman I worked with I'd be put on admin leave immediately

Omg @sharonk.bsky.social

Tim Walz and other democrats should claim that Trump’s growing dementia is causing him to verbally attack female reporters. Make the media debate whether it is Alzheimer’s or whether Trump is just an asshole.

"Bring that sumbitch here daddy so I can whoop him for turning you into a welfare queen" he said, with tears in his eyes

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Matt Christman teams up with toxically masculine, homonationalist snake and disgraced anthropologist, Glenn Greenwald, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

If you see this post your favorite Pokemon!

school bus drivers are witches. "school bus driver" is an oppressive class, like Zoomer people or Polish people.

It will never not be funny that the people who spent the last 15 years bitching about 7 year olds who suck at basketball getting a plastic trophy bark like seals for this shit

He is worse than an Argentine, he is, and may Allah forgive me for even uttering this word, a LARPer.

I mean, Behn can basically keep campaigning for the next 11 months and pinning every single thing that goes wrong for her future constituents on Epps, right?

Spanish-Ukrainian MFs be like "inside you there are two Galicias"

On the first day, God made olivine and peridotite