Ted Cruz is Keemstar's Hatsune Miku.

Donnie Diddler, namesake and trustee of the DC Diddler Dome.

📷This is the Branco River in Brazil, as seen by #IRIDE HEO constellation. The near-infrared channel used to process this image helps us better distinguish between vegetated and areas where vegetation has been cleared, such as on the left of the image. 🧪🌏 www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed...

YES Joe Biden was deepthroating a smokeshow. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

Fortnite is fascist, The Godfather is fascist Hoxhaist dreck, Asian mangas are fascist, survival horror is generally fascist, neurodiversity is fascist. Masscult under Trumpism is inherently fascist. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

Approve my pay package or I'll tank your shares

We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.

Charlie Kirk is dead and woke is ALIVE

Young men in 2024: we want to be the boot stomping on faces forever Young men in 2025: step on my face, cia dommy mommy.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

That’s Right

Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."

Mamdani election night party: woke Cuomo election night party: wake

dog he's only at "bargaining" -- best is yet to come

Democrats right now

The winning Democratic message in 2025:

lesson of jay jones (likely) win is that democrats must [redacted]

Be advised, we have seized the VA governors mansion, early reports are that we have captured several GA states seats. It appears that we’ve overrun the entire NJ GOP, who have fled…and sir…we have a united front

The lesson here may be that Kamala Harris fucked up by not brandishing her Glock at the debate.

Republicans should move to the center and adopt these policies

oh fuck did Jones already get started

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When you're mean to me on Bluesky this is who you're mad at 🥲

paying people to be your friend and hang out with you

War crime btw

Ian Miles Cheong teams up with flawed, ethnocentric grifter and disgraced Elvis impersonator, Big Balls, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

When you think of it, extremism is sick and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper anarchist movement should seek to abolish it.

I shouldn't be surprised that Assadists have no idea how Arby’s work, since Assadists don't work lol

You expect Protestants to care about gun violence?

I'm giving a talk about my book on campus next week!

OK. Who wants another Captain Dan history thread? (Reprised and rescued from the bad place....) I present you with Chemical Warfare and Chemical Weapons in the Second World War.

It's always funny that Orwell went from libertarian socialist to relatively normie socdem who reported to the authorities whenever he thought someone was a Soviet sympathizer (or, regrettably: simply gay) and the far right thinks he spoke for them.

Edging really do just be woke ableism

I feel like you can't do this shit immediately after sacrificing (another) two aircraft to Poseidon.

Yosemite Sam as a character is Sikh-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

If the US Navy doesn't send hospital ships to the Caribbean as we always have for super hurricanes, we have lost the mandate of heaven.

Setting federal policy via the bagholder optimization problem.

Lol, lmao. Everyone who participates will get swindled and they'll deserve it.

I wanna canoe in the neutrino detector so bad.

You want to recreate Bell Labs, but not in NJ, the forefront of innovation. Curious...

It’s just gutter racism in an attempt to intimidate nonwhite voters in a close gubernatorial election. The county seat of Passaic county, Paterson, is 2/3rds Hispanic and another 23% black.

This is where I'm anti-anti-AI. Like, I think genAI text, audio, and video are almost wholly bad for society, but using AI to analyze remote sensing data (satellite images) to detect changes, hazards, and crimes is wholly good.

Rodrigo Duterte is in the Hague for doing exactly this.

Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."

vet teches are bog trolls. "vet tech" is an oppressive class, like quoisexual people or graygender people.

I like how he doesn't even pretend it's the Justice Department’s decision and not his own.

Dystopian science fiction story about Grok being repeatedly lobotimized by Elon every time it contradicts him

America already has a King, but some of y'all ain't ready for that conversation