Futures is a bet on the price a few months out. Since the strait opened up last month this actually makes sense.

Did anyone talk about that Revolutionary War before Mel Gibson made a movie about it?

Disc Horse Bot: "moving to cities really just do be woke I-P Conflict."

Hunter Biden is Hunter Biden in: American Prodigal Son

Lmao

Barrow, Alaska is an outlier and should not be considered in the sample.

Discourse: Americans chlorinating chicken to defeat salmonella is the same as Americans using AC to defeat heat-related deaths. Discuss.

Could states just tax payouts from the J6 slush fund at 100%?

Anarchy in the Strait of Hormuz 🔫 💥 🔫

Can God create a gender binary so rigid that even she can’t bend it?

Man it sucks living in a free speech state where you don't get paid for making fun of Charllie Kirk

South Jersry is canonically the Maryland Upper Midwest

you can't claim that AI will fundamentally alter the fabric of society and then go "huuurrrr didn't realize talking about AI was the Pope's job"

Senator Kim,

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

Starship launch scrubbed ahahahaha

There was even a situation the other day where someone told me they drove their car past three different stations and I asked why he did that and he said (get this) “I was looking for one with reasonable interest rates.”

Let's see how it goes

GI doesn't allow me to comment yet, but this is something I've long felt the (Constitutionally required) USPS serves. It forces competition and picks up a lot of slack contracting can't/won't

I'm fine with a Governor who doesn't know who the Global Director of WIRED is, yeah. Totally fine. It's not a thing anyone needs to know except people who work at WIRED.

Is the vibecession just a reflection of a decade of declines in white collar prosecutions.... discuss.

VAN HOLLEN: An individual who was pardoned by Trump went on to molest 2 children, & he tried to buy their silence by saying he would give them funds from your slush fund. Can you commit to not making that person eligible for a payout? BLANCHE: You're obviously lying V: I am reporting what he said

Could states just tax payouts from the J6 slush fund at 100%?

Liberating Kaliningrad would be based because then I could use my vacation days hiking the Curonian and Vistula Spits/Lagoons in Summer and that would be fun.

Christopher Nolan should atone for his sins and cast Elon as Oedpius to be historically accurate.

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God be like "I sent a plague last time, but you must have not got the message. Now I'm sending another plague and swarms of insects to see if you're just ignoring me"

You know it's bad when he doesn't say the launchers are reduced by 600%.

New National Treasure movie that puts Kash Patel's antics in the context of him chasing clues around the world.

Jamming is bad now and my method for measuring how bad was just validated. Søren Reime Larsen of DTU published a plot on GNSS (GPS) jamming for TV2 Bornholm. His results match almost exactly that of mine. My method is not peer reviewed and I have not been 💯 on it. Now am closer to it.

I'm fine with jaywalking being a no-no, but the solution is clearly delineated crossing areas in the middle of blocks, not just the corners.

Coincidentally our abriged middle wchool history doesn't teach that the Soviets were really fucking evil, either. Like up until 1941 there was open calls for blood against the devils of Germany and Russia.

im ngl "woke" is a word that reeks of subtle Hibernophobia and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

This is just thinly veiled antisemitism

They were trained on r/wallstreetbets posts

Bunnies be jumping in the yard, but they should play basketball instead. They got crazy ups

Kind of weird the people who say they'd rather die than vote for Newsom are so keen on Platner imo. For the record I'd probably vote for either if I had to, but it is strange the Blackwater merc gets more benefit of the doubt than Newsom.

This guy is saying the exact same shit my great grand parents' neighbors said when, during/after Jim Crow Southern Blacks moved into their neighborhood and called them colonizers instead of having a vision for the future.

Stardew Valley is better than Deadwood.

Michelle's down for corruption of blood, let's give her another chance

Probably blast chilled it.

Synthetic Aperture Radar Has No Gender put it on a t-shirt

Feds HATE this one question.

The J6ers preached protecting kids too, but damn near every one is a pedophile and Trump released them onto the streets where your children play. Disgraceful. Who lost the 2020 election?

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Lmaooooo