Excited to announce that my second manuscript, “Fossilised Melanosomes Reveal Colour Patterning in A Sauropod Dinosaur” has been published in @royalsociety.org !! Diplodocus scales are complex and diverse, and it turns out their color patterning was even more so. A 🧵🦕 1/26

Not even “he’s about to nuke NYC” would get that group of miscreants to invoke the 25th

Would someone who is “sick” or “dying” see every doctor in the world?

Taking three cognitive tests in front of a battery of faceless experts because I’m perfectly fine

just say execute them, this is taking forever

whilst you and I struggle with imposter syndrome

Altman desires people to be infantile morons

It’s republicans. Democrats know and everyone on this website knows. But republican pols and voters are so degenerate they will not acknowledge it is going on lest their contradictions collapse their universe.

One thing that drives me crazy about this is that it would constitute a bait-and-switch that radically rebalances power in a way that fundamentally relies on Congress having deceived about its own ability to constrain executive agencies.

The Constitution says that there must be a Supreme Court with a Chief Justice. Fair enough. But Congress can set its appellate jurisdiction with simple legislation Under the Third Reconstruction, John Roberts will hear every single parking dispute in the Northern Mariana Islands

Much bootstraps, very self-reliant

What’s best for the mother = what’s best for the baby, especially re formula.

People are just terrible at performing the “at what cost” calculation when children are involved, especially when it’s just the mother that’s on the other end of the equation.

Heck of a thing that video can no longer be assumed true and, in fact, the opposite.

If we are tariffing all these countries, why are farmers getting the money and where is my money?

Customized AI ads to identify which items in your living room can be pawned for a parley

At some point Trump will blame Hassett and Bessent

Honestly, my major objection at this point is "i don't want RFK Jr to run my health insurance"

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits. "Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"

“Don’t touch it, honey … it’s just a face in the crowd.”

Been to three. They have a solemn, sacred feel, but joyful too. Like a christening or wedding.

If you've ever been to a naturalization ceremony, you know they're filled with people whose palpable love of this country is twenty times stronger than the pinched "patriotism" of any native-born MAGA chud. Just unspeakable assholery.

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

The Liz Truss Show review – hapless ravings from a cupboard

I'm going to keep saying this in my effort to speak it into reality: Supreme Court should have at least 100 Justices with rotating panels (and maybe an en banc option). No single Justice should have so much power and they shouldn't be names everyone knows.

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another possibility was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom

Remember folks, after the injections he likely gets an mri shortly thereafter to see if the brain rot has abated and/or to check for side effects.

FIFA president sepp bladder giving a corrupt president a peace award doesn’t rankle as much because there is no honor in fifa whatsoever.

In this house, all FIFA presidents are named sepp bladder.

In which Peter Thiel cedes the crown, as most odious founder of Palantir:

Tough to say with FBI. Maybe the leaking agents want it known he’s not such a bad guy.

So much of the money that once went to newspapers now gets siphoned away to fund doomed endeavors like this:

So much happens in Star Trek:

I think there’s something about drawing a weird deer in the woods every so often that feels paramount to being a fantasy/speculative fiction artist

What Worf jr is up to here is cannon

What fight? Was aqua man threatening? Were they going to take on the drone flying at 10,000 feet?

If it was very legal and very cool why not release it

Chrysler

The Mar-a-Lago Face deduction

I recall reading that Maxwell is a stone cold moron, in addition to other things.

Weird

I’m surprised that ChatGpt logs haven’t become a staple of discovery requests and subpoenas.

Oh well. Vote better America.

It’s easier to shoot people in boats than address the pill popper epidemic in Kansas.

Dedham Priest pissing off all the right people by removing Jesus from the church's nativity scene and putting up an ICE WAS HERE sign in His place. www.boston25news.com/news/local/i...

His obsession with me is creepy. I hope he gets the help he desperately needs.