lasers (yes i know its really phasers)

@paulandstorm.bsky.social “the 2013 musical web series LearningTown, which was watched by literally hundreds of people” My wife and I are two of those people!

I did not have “pro-Nazi propaganda” on my bingo card from abramson

@effinbirds.com dear mr birds, do you take tshirt suggestions? I desire further tshirts that show my pure undistilled loathing towards Canadian geese.

There needs to be a Muppet version of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, with Doctor Gonzo played by Gonzo.

@vicmmic.bsky.social birds of a feather raft together

@vicmmic.bsky.social this guy feels like he is a Very Important Bird (joke credit goes to my lovely wife)

Dear Tim Apple, please institute a "no ad notifications but regular notifications OK" mode with your products

@steventdennis.bsky.social I’m about to lease a 2024 Blazer EV, 36 months, 10k miles a year for about 170 a month because of you

moar cat

RIP to America’s best former President ever

Pivoting to a cat picture social media presence

guess i'm here and shit