Me, waking up: OMG my notifications.

Car companies as high school students. Ferrari: Skinny athletic kid, lettered in track, smart but flaky, fashionable, into jazz, has a track scholarship to college but plans to major in art history. Lamborghini: Gym boy, head banger, football scholarship at State U and will major in business.

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

This shitpost is 1000x funnier than if someone made this with genAI. It feels far more absurd and outlandish.

Catching a late flight to Idaho for reasons. 🛫

Kermit is Bond. Ms. Piggy is Moneypenny. Scooter is M. Dr. Honeydew is Q. Sam Eagle is Felix Leiter.

Took this about six years ago at a local garage. Seeing it now, I wonder just how much this tattered piece of VW history might be worth? Bet it’s a fascinating browse.

The Muppets Dr. Manhattan (1986)

The world is kinda shit right now, but the opening to A Shot in The Dark (1964), the best Pink Panther movie, is still absolutely perfect. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC_s...

"We're willing to steam bend the rear mudguards, but the fronts are just too much. Go buy a Rolls-Royce or something if you're worried about it."

Here's our interview with the creators of Save Our Signs, a project to archive signs and placards from national parks as the Trump administration attempts to rewrite history by having many removed. YouTube here, subscribe for an interview like this every week: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrCE...

Some good news.

We just upgraded our internet service speed and it is costing us less money per month. If you haven’t looked at your service provider’s offerings for a few years you might want to look into it. Same with cell phone plans. Not everything gets more expensive with time.

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not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not

Somebody on BAT is selling a Testarossa that's running 17 year old tires. (And horrific chrome wheels, but that's another issue.) If you can't afford to keep up with tires, maybe don't own a Ferrari.

Love this.

Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays. Listen in ⬇️

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Slowly declutterring, I took a bunch of books to Half Price to sell. Always dangerous because I browse and find things I’m tempted to buy while I wait for my offer. Anyway, I found this delightful item. I’m such a sucker for weird old self-improvement records. 🎳

THE DUMB-ASS LT. GOV. OF INDIANA IS OUT HERE SAYING IT'S NOT THE GOVERNMENT'S JOB TO HELP PEOPLE. HE CAN FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT, STRAIGHT INTO THE SEA. I COVER ALL THIS AND MORE IN "THIS WEEK IN STUPID," MY VERY STRONG LOOK AT THE DUMBEST FUCKING SHIT THAT HAPPENED. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/49HMBHi

If it’s not too early for this annual reminder: remember not to give one single penny to these guys this Christmas.

Even if poor Americans are starving, they should at least take some comfort from the fact that the Supreme Court justices who are allowing them to starve have very impressive, academic credentials.

For when your run of the mill Citroen isn’t French enough for your needs, there is Panhard.

Video on last weekend’s charity challenge with @thealso.bsky.social has just gone live on YouTube. I’m very proud of how this one turned out, and of what we and the plucky little Fiat managed to achieve. youtu.be/GPL0Aatml_M?si… Would highly appreciate a watch, and a donation if you enjoy ☺️

Folks, if you are hungry, please contact your local Sikh gurdwara. Or just show up for langar, which most gurdwaras do several times a week, for a free meal. Lots also do weekly or monthly drives giving out groceries. No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.

Okay fine. I raise you Screaming Lord Sutch.

The current political situation in the US regarding the government shutdown reminds me of a certain college roommate from the early undergrad era. We shared a place and I was frustrated because he never did the dishes, so I had to do them all the time.

Pelosi retiring to spend more time with her stock portfolio

🎶 A View to a Commute 🎵

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

#RECALL: Peloton recalls 800K Original Series Bike+ Exercise Bikes. The bike’s seat post assembly can break during use, posing fall and injury hazards to the user. Get repair. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...

Mid-November and it's officially Low Tire Pressure Warning Light Season.

Me, working on my musical western spec script: “Oh no.”

Can somebody who knows NY explain it to me in simple language why Staten Island is so different in these numbers?

Not bi but still feeling this.

Toyota 4Runner? 🤔

cover shot for panorama's november magazine - featuring my friend emma and her lovely 944, shot by me. :-]

I'm doing a deep sigh at Ford right now. To get the cool looking (retro style) Heritage trim on a Bronco Sport, you're stuck with the least capable mechanical bits. But to get it on the full size Bronco, you have the get the "Sasquatch" package with the giant wheels and stuff. There's no middle.

Psst. If you woke up feeling positive about yesterday's election results, then remembered things are still terrible and precarious and scary for a whole lot of people right now, donating to a local food bank is a good way to push back on that wave of dismay.

Having already said “No,” NYC successfully fights off continued advances by Cuomo.

"Democratic leaders inconsolable over their victory in NYC" -Tomorrow's headline, probably

I pass out early because of a week of newborn related insomnia, and I wake up to a blessed TL 🙏

I honestly do wonder if anybody ever uses their custom-fitted Schedoni luggage as luggage, for actual travel in their Ferrari, as opposed to just some weird collectable.

If you're at home, drink in hand while you watch the election returns, STAY ON THE COUCH.

My usual moderately NSFW message to conservative politicians on Election Day.

*gesturing to literally everying* I've seen enough

If any car friends in the know can give me a little insight as to when the Jeep Recon might show up, my DMs are open and I can keep a secret.

Go vote or some shit

My usual moderately NSFW message to conservative politicians on Election Day.