"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Duck duck duck goose

Hey @patrickmin.bsky.social, found it

Hey if you accidentally read that thing about Olivia Nuzzi and would like a mental cleanse, why not read about Journey’s Separate Ways and the need to scream sometimes when you’re sad?

It’s 50 years on from the day the Fitzgerald went down with all 29 men aboard. What’s crazy is that iron ore shipping still looks much the same as it did then. Here is the SS Wilfred Sykes, one of the ships that went looking for the Fitz that night, moving through a winter storm just yesterday.

TFW you roll your eyes so hard you nearly pass out

Attention big boat stuck www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...

Look this is a good result but it’s not quite a nice one

When Tomorrow Wendy didn’t make the @marchxness.bsky.social March Sadness tournament, I knew had to write about it for an extracurricular. Now, here it is…appropriately, underneath a chilly grey November sky

The knock on malaise era Mustang Pace Cars was that they didn’t have the go to match the show and the TRX tires were junk This uhhhh fixes both issues

Andrew Cuomo being driven around at low speeds in a white Bronco seems fitting for this great respecter of women. Where did he even find a white Bronco in NYC?

When Tomorrow Wendy didn’t make the @marchxness.bsky.social March Sadness tournament, I knew had to write about it for an extracurricular. Now, here it is…appropriately, underneath a chilly grey November sky

Happy Halloween from this Eurovan dressed like a Type 2

I am once again noting that JD Vance chose to live two blocks away from the local public Spanish immersion school

Didn’t have “Vinfast on Michigan M plates” on my bingo card today

Win one for the Gipper, eh?

Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch; I was there when it was written

Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

Today’s Cardle:

More broadsheets in DC

For a “hate America rally” there sure are a lot of American flags

Jesus Built My Hotrod (derogatory)

BREAKING: UVA rejects the Trump Administration's Compact.

I was married but I’m not anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.

Inside you there are two wolves

Follow-up: this is a well written book, which does a nice job of talking both about the world of lake shipping generally and the families and crew of the Fitzgerald specifically. Oh, the genesis of the song. Learned quite a bit here. Maybe most remarkable is the legacy of safety since.

This is the worst possible response to this question. It’s not even internally consistent. If both sides shouldn’t be doing it, then you should condemn both sides!

Pea coat season almost here

This is good messaging actually

There’s a lot to unpack here

Hey I think I found one of those orange doors from TS12

Drive a DeLorean Without Making a Back to the Future Joke Challenge Level: Impossible

After a bit of a lull, DCs West End is getting a lot of poster activity

Every new car needs to pass the Menard’s bird seed test

Feel like this one is made for @patrickmin.bsky.social bringatrailer.com/listing/2000...

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I’ve seen this graphic before which seems to imply there’s an international border on Lake Michigan and…there isn’t? Maybe the law is written to designate the shores of Lake Michigan as an international border for some reason, I haven’t looked it up. But it’s weird.

The most recent @originstorypodcast.bsky.social episode on the birth of Socialism has a @bringatrailer.bsky.social add right in the middle of the segment on redistribution of property and I have never felt more personally targeted

“They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more. Hats and posters are available in the lobby!”

Wright would never have allowed the diagonal struts in the Vandamm House. Of course, that also means if he’d designed it, it would be sagging

When did Tesla start advertising?

Cybertruck ineligible for F ELON stickers, sorry Also, imagine paying whatever it would cost to wrap one of these and going with grey

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I generally don’t have much time for Lamborghinis, except the Espada and I suppose the Miura, though that’s a little basic, but yeah if I had unlimited funds I’d have one of these bringatrailer.com/listing/1987...

Eurobeat definitely intensifies

Great show tonight from @alexwinter.com; if you haven’t gotten tickets yet, you should

No new pictures, where are you mentally?