online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times

The fun of depression and anxiety is having a decent time at a social gathering, then spending the next morning obsessing over how everything you said and did was stupid and people must hate you now.

I just discovered that there's Corgi racing on ESPN. Amazing. This is America.

We need punks to reclaim runes with bloody fists

Living through a B movie sci-fi dystopia isn't what I'd hoped to spend the rest of my life doing, but here we fucking are.

Tonight, my mouth encountered hell in the form of a sardine-flavored candy cane. I don't recommend them.

The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News. www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

I'm not usually bothered by other people's eating habits, but part of me dies inside every time I see my housemate fill a mug with water, put a tea bag in, and microwave it. And yes, we do have an electric kettle.

Disturbing presence https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19517

“Uh, whatcha eating?”

Here are some nice mushrooms for you

I've said this before, but there are two kinds of people in the world. - People who have suffered or been traumatized by something, and think it's unfair unless everyone else also suffers - People who have suffered or been traumatized by something and don't want anyone else to experience that.

Every time someone scoffs at the importance of medication I want to be like cool hand me your phone and your shoes and text me from a mile north

The hands of the damned pulling earth into hell award

More MAHA stupidity at work (cw: child death). I wish Edgar Suit would just fall into a sinkhole and be gone.

Jaime Hernandez

I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future.

Shopping small is meaningful!

is there anything more 2025-coded than “white” being the pantone color of the year

I always thought the "science" of the Paleo Diet was stupid and based more on outdated ideas of masculinity than anything else, and well:

SADAKO for VOGUE JAPAN

Day two of #ArtAdventCalendar. Here’s a print I made just under a year ago of a crow carrying a crescent moon. 🌙

You can’t tell if someone is disabled just by looking at them. There’s no such thing as the “genuinely disabled”. You are not entitled to a person’s entire medical history just so you can decide whether to believe them or not. People are not faking disability, most are trying to fake being well.

I’ve still got some adorable little light up trees looking for a home. They are in my etsy shop. I also have a few evil eye trees that will protect you from jealousy and other monsters while you wait for Santa. Surly.etsy.com

They should both resign.

The local asian market has decorated for the holidays.

Tomorrow's costume slowly coming together. I'm going to be a ghost pirate.

A Conversation with Minoji Kurata, artist of #TheApothecaryDiaries and Assassin’s Creed: Blade of Shao Jun We discussed how she brings her creative voice to a series that has multiple concurrent versions and the growth of female-driven stories in seinen manga www.animefeminist.com/minoji-kurat...

It's happening! 💖We should have books in-hand tomorrow, so if you've been waiting on Anime Herald Magazine #1, it'll ship soon. And if not, orders are still open 🥰 Digital copy ($15.75 USD): hera.fyi/buyahmag1dig 💻 Physical copy ($17.95 USD): hera.fyi/buyahmag1 📔 Bundle: hera.fyi/buyahmag1bun 📦

this is a car nostalgia thing that always gets me, too. my father was a militant chest-thumper about working on cars himself; the car I had in college, assiduously worked on by him, literally burst into flames on the side of the road

The new art zine is here! theartofcoop.bigcartel.com/product/rock...

For years - decades - I thought the bit where Brenda Lee sings "he'll say are you married, I'll say no man, but you can do the job while you're in town" meant that she was gonna fuck the snowman.

Mention their or someone else's supposed IQ level.

HEY FRIENDS WHO TAKE WELLBUTRIN - THERE IS A RECALL Check your scrips!!! www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/ires...

Well.

I have rarely regretted being ‘reckless’ in search of adventure when I have set out with an open-heart, curiosity and respect for a world unknown to me. I have always regretted things when I have walked in constraining fear and not enough civility for other people.

I would exorcise that ghost so fast, the veil between the worlds would barely have time to waft open and shut.

Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.

Found a paisley scarf and a string of beach shells for my costume, also two books and a largeish wicker basket to hold plushes and keep BB from mauling them.

Writing Christmas cards to my most Christian friends …

🎶In the Ocean, Atlantic Ocean....🎶

Going out to look for pirate costume stuff, alhough L probably has enough random costume stuff around for us to pull it off.

One of the things I appreciate about punk is the DIRECTNESS of it. There's no way someone can listen to Crass and not understand. Like, they are not my favorite band nor are they great musicians, but "Do they owe us a living?/OF COURSE THEY FUCKING DO!" is unambiguous. youtu.be/e9hRV9pbCO0?...

Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it. So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:

optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals

Not terribly surprised they did it without permission, but lmaoooooo I hope this gets them snubbed for future licensing deals.

The fact that these programs work is amazing, but at the same time infuriating, because they'll never be adopted at scale. Instead, politicians will cower to assholes jealously complaining that someone got help "but didn't deserve it," and we'll keep doing this dance over and over again.