night gays!

random starly showed up

they're so tiny... 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️ :((((((((((((

:)

in case I didn't make it clear enough: yes i believe that if you consume loli & shota content, you are a pedophile.

theres something genuinely so beautiful about moon child finding a new audience. like theres so much talk about the immediate success of art that we dont realize how many works only get truly appreciated after their time and its awesome the devs are still here to see appreciation of their work

"drake?" "yeah?" "where's the body of christ?"

poisoning my entire island

Also, hoping the lady who says Obama is guilty of treason, the guy who thinks Trump is Jesus, the lady sleeping with her security detail and who drinks on the job, and the guy who harvests raccoon penises will vote the president mentally unfit for office doesn't seem like the soundest strategy.

Remember this fuck when his name comes on the ballot.

ok i had to stop as soon as i got low battery. this game is too addicting updates -Jacari and Maria are PROPERLY crushing each other now -still trying to get Adam to fall in love with Nick again -Amandus, Abieyuwa, Jade, and Nathan are now on the island

Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources.

Srry

“Why are fans of this thoughtful story/show/property about people striving to be good so toxic—” well some of ‘em haven’t gotten out much so they mostly understand all that goodness theoretically while in practice they kinda remain jerks

moon child memes genuinely delight me because they are funny in the most endearing way. we all love moon child we aren't making fun of him. we really are all his friends

i wish screensharing was allowed again

my controversial hot take is if your version of a canon character doesn't think or talk or act like the actual character i think you will be happier just making them an oc. there are so many beautiful expy characters out there in this world. you can join them. file those serial numbers off.

AMY AND KANTA GOT TOGETHER I GOT MY CANON SHIP FINALLY

well since everything on Chaos island is already going off the rails lets get Maria and [REDACTED] together then

I know every time something like this happens people rush to say "I had never even heard of this until now," but I have genuinely never heard of this until now

my canon is now ruined...

tomadachi life!Jacari will now suffer in misery

IM SO PISSED!!! MARIA FINALLY CONFESSED TO JACARI BUT THEN AMY CONFESSED (WHICH IM CONFUSED BECAUSE THE TWO BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER AND ALSO I MADE HER A LESBIAN FOR A REASON) AND JACARI ACCEPTED. i of course nipped it in the bud but WHAT THE FUCK.

Update: Nick is now in love with Adam, so I gotta get Adam back in love with Nick lol

juro que todo dia isso acontece

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS TRYING TO GET NICK AND ADAM TOGETHER AND THEN RANDOMLY NICK TOLD A COMPASS STORY AND NOW ADAM INS OUT OF LOVE OF NICK IM SO ANGRY WHY DID THIS GAME DO THIS TO ME

"it was ddos attack" do you think we're stupid. just admit your ai failed the vibe check.

ok i know i joke and all but i really was upset that bsky was down all day yesterday because i wanted to keep talking about how happy i was that my situation finally changed for the better

I missed myself yesterday when Bluesky wouldn't let me in 😂 But look, it's me! 🤩 TY for the spotlight!

Ew

me smiling with the ddos just out of frame

*opening one eye* Is it over? Are they done Vibe Coding us back to life? WAKE ME UP INSIDE (can't wake up)

Didn't you hear? It was a DDoS. Absent any proof. Fascinating how people just believe the most unhinged stuff.

Can we get Mambo trending

Bad

why is 50 cent in street fighter

Starbucks introducing AI to "personalise" your coffee seems like an excellent time to remind you that what companies want to personalise with AI is the price you pay for what you buy.

imagine making four major characters and three of them get killed by another writer but you manage to put the fourth one in a box that you don't open until you're lead writer and now the boy is practically immortal.

As easily as you have sworn off Harry Potter pish, you can stop buying games from Microsoft or Microsoft owned studios. This is such a small ask and low bar to clear, there are thousands of other games available at any moment, but the impact can be huge.

kefka in 7.5

"i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus."

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

Bluesky for the last 16hrs:

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew

I needed to hear this today