I hate to say it but “Xavier Becerra: The X is for Xperience” is a pretty good slogan.

Her husband having “bone cancer” seems like a blatant lie that is also very hard to disprove as long as he stays out of the public.

They pencilled in “Cuba - June” back when they thought Iran would be all wrapped up before the end of March.

She doesn’t seem smart enough to be “furious”, that implies a recognition of events outside her immediate surroundings

Guess we’re just going to keep doing this until gas hits $10 average lol

There are two possibilities: 1. Thoughtful people who work at think tanks represent “real libertarians” 2. My racist neighbor who uses libertarianism as cosplay to compensate for childhood bullying does I know which group controls more votes

Got a phone poll about my local state Senate race. I don’t know who any of the candidates are, so all I could say is “the only thing I know about this person is that they are running for state Senate.”

He’s dying to destroy communism before the November elections

Oh man he looks way worse than I would have guessed

Does this guy own 1 (one) jacket

It is funny how all these guys are just steroiding out of their minds now

There was a short story in Twilight Zone Magazine about a hearing aid-type device that feeds the user the perfect, most extravagant insult to use in any social conflict, it’s ultimately overpowered by a newer model.

This is why I think he will not be in office by Jan. 19, 2029, he simply cannot stop doing crimes and corruption and once gas hits $8/gallon the base will be less inclined to help out.

My mom asked if The Mandalorian movie would be worth seeing, I had to tell her I wasn’t optimistic.

Apparently trying to murder congress pays a million bucks per person, so we should really all keep that in mind going forward

Good example of how the right would rather be racist than, say, effectively fight crime.

Fuck all these people in the ear.

Voters be like “we hate every single idea Republicans have, we will only vote for them 65% of the time”

Louisiana State Treasurer guy looks like he’s been embalmed

This opinion is (like Polis’s pardon) embarrassing, intelligence-insulting nonsense. She was convicted for conduct, not speech, and her motives (as a expressed in speech acts) are a perfectly legitimate thing to take into account in the sentencing phase

Threatening my roommates with a steak knife, explaining that no one gets laid until I get laid. It's called solidarity

Insane, reality TV-soaked concept that will barely appeal to the base

So that’s what John Travolta looks like these days

I know Polis’ term ends in 8 months but he should resign now.

Car accident that must have happened within the last 10 min

Hey, if there’s a group in the administration intent on keeping him awake and angry all night long, maybe we should see how that plays out

Reconstruction 2.0 must be funded by taking every penny from this family.

LOS ANGELES: look up between 8:22 and 8:28 TONIGHT (sat may 9.) The ISS path from SW to NE will be pretty much directly overhead tonight, and should be easily spotted without a scope if the sky is clear 💖

Just realized that the Lt Governor and Treasurer here in California are running for each others’ jobs because of term limits

No one knows how this gerrymandering fiasco will pan out. I’d just point out that: — In Nov 2018, Trump’s RCP spread was -8.8 points — and the Dems gained 40 seats. — Trump’s current spread is -15.8 points. — The Dems need 6 seats to take control of the House.

In general, I think that the real concern here is not necessarily that the net effect of all this is going to stop the dems from taking the house (it won't), it's that the R's are clearly going all-in on 2026 and when they do lose the house and maybe the senate, shit is gonna hit the fan.

Well, either that or really high art

So Starmer is going to be out within the next week, right

He’s so fucking gross

He participated in “Book Innit” and got a free pizza

Was out shopping and had my first exchange of: “We haven’t seen you in a while?” “Yeah, I had appendicitis and have been out of circulation.”

I don’t need to see Undertone, right

I just don’t see how you can make a good Odyssey movie less than 4-5 hours long.

Gap gal gone

It’s crushing thinking that America was 80,000 votes away from having a probable 7-2 liberal court. www.axios.com/2018/06/28/h...

Um...so I accidentally stumbled onto the UVA law library's collection of 6,000 drawings by courtroom sketch reporter Ida Libby Dengrove, who worked in NYC mostly in the '70s & '80s, & they're kind of...amazing..?? This one is tagged "Clown Attack" (thread) archives.law.virginia.edu/resources/18...

Alan Moore in the Observer Q&A today

Remarkably, the worst face in the administration

Absolutely bonkers footage of Ukrainian soldiers shooting down Russian drones in prop planes with shotguns. Not ai, came from an official Ukrainian account and verified by the WSJ.

They shot this Ubrelvy commercial in the same high school as Good Luck Have etc

Apple Appendectomy