How great would it be if (a) This magical President’s Supreme Court Chair was set up like a celebrity roast, and then (b) during arguments if he decided to get up and walk around behind the justices like he did to HRC at that one debate

This is probably the most Bsky post ever, lmao

For some reason at my neighborhood bar

I don’t think this is an economist issue, more that our species is doing a terrible job of allocating success and currently “ridiculous egotists” are overrepresented.

I'm a conservative former Republican-turned-independent, and if they tear down the f-ing ballroom, they have my vote.

The democratization of digital image editing tools has made humanity deeply unwell

This is a weird way to say “remains newly identified”

They are breaking rules in the first season of TOS, the problem is that the reasons given for breaking the rules have gotten stupider over time.

The most disgusting people in the country.

Hey maybe we can squeak by without that Maine senate seat

This is ragebait using quotes from 9 years ago

This is somebody else’s review, and also one of the many reasons to not watch movies with Josh Gad in them.

john waters at a No Kings rally in Provincetown (not my pic, Peter Toto, x)

Accepting this would, in essence, double Iranian govt revenues Add that to a more hardline regime taking over, abandoning freedom of navigation as a principle, empowering China *and* proving the Strait of a huge deterrant... ... total Iranian victory. Arguably the greatest geopolitical error ever.

Kash Patel created his XVIDEOS attack on January 6th I almost had a heart attack I thought it said 2021

I’m at a diner and I just saw a woman pull about an inch of paper napkins out of a dispenser and put them in her purse

Trump has potentially ended free maritime trade, a literally world-changing development that, if it lasts, may do more damage than anything else he has done so far What a phenomenally, historically evil and incompetent failure The Republican Party is a party of failure, defeat, and idiocy

The problem with Trump isn't the decline of his capabilities. It's what he started with.

Power outage in my part of Hollywood

Every episode ends with a monologue about the murder being the result of the murderer’s past trowma

The art was separated from the artist after a successful 11-hour surgery last night.

Gender-swapped American Psycho but set in Melbourne

Oh hey, the newest Julia Ducournau film opens this weekend

Biggest comeback of the year just dropped

Heinrich’s and Paul’s votes are reminders that sometimes you need the weirdoes who don’t have any friends

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

It’s not okay for a sitting President to cheer the death of US citizens.

I recommended If I Had Legs I’d Kick You to my mom, she’s enjoying it midway throughand agrees with me that the kid is awful

It is being reported on the ground in Cuba that everyone on a ventilator at this hospital died overnight. As a Cuban, I'm devastated.

Okay, people are buying vinyl because it doesn’t sound compressed, and collecting movies on VHS for nostalgia, but it seems insane that people would pay this amount for only the box of a Beta tape, and there’s no reason for shipping to cost $6.

Clegg Holdfast

If you want to make a better society, make better people.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

I guarantee that if you showed him flash cards of his children’s faces and asked for their names, he would have a success rate under 50%

Seems increasingly likely that in the next couple years an incredibly wealthy guy will murder his family or something similar in a way that he can’t get away with, and he’ll be very mad about it. Like that guy in South Carolina but an order of magnitude bigger.

This piece is an embarrassing suckup but it basically says he’s a piece of shit but less desperate and obvious than Don Jr or the other brother (Frank? Tom?)

The only thing I’m feeling at the pump is sips don’t cost

Between this and the Doctor Who episodes that some guy had collected, it’s a great time to be a hoarder.

The final lost KTMA episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 has been found (at a garage sale!), digitized, and uploaded to youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Z4hnagGLE Reddit thread here: https://www.reddit.com/r/MST3K/comments/1rz1w3a/found_at_last/ #mst3k #tv

Every time I see a clip from Nirvanna The Movie it looks like an I Think You Should Leave sketch about guys who think they’re funny

chuck norris has been executed by iran

“That’s not a knife…”

As a civilization we have got to stop putting sociopaths in high positions

Listening to a podcast about Otto Preminger, because I saw his Porgy and Bess earlier, and the two hosts insist on pronouncing “Jean Seberg” as if she were a French man. (fixed)

There’s no way “Taylor Frankie Paul” is the real name of a real person

I thought the whole point of the last one was a deliberate effort by whichever Wachowski to kill the franchise

There seems to be some conflict between the “New, bigger and better” CBS faction and the “just wind the whole thing down” faction.