this weekend at a bar i encountered a man who claimed he had "never lost a game of rock paper scissors" and then proceeded to lose to every person in the bar at rock paper scissors without a single victory

Happy Girardi's Frozen Yogurt Day!

New Episode! Part two of the Ornithopter Epic, brought to you by the word "alright"! #lego youtu.be/Ca_lX4fHE9g?...

feels like a threat

oh heck, folks! THE MAP WRAPS!

Prince Paul needs a Luden Trugoy needs a Luden Posdnuos needs a Luden Mase needs a Luden Dave needs a Luden

ah, my void arrived! I know exactly what I'm going to yell into it first! IT WAS NEVER "TINY HANDS" IT WAS "SHORT-FINGERED"!!

Moderate Clown Posse

The Odyssey (2026)

what Simpsons line do you regularly quote that is so obscure it was never actually said in the show?

Alien is a movie about being made to do way too much at your job

now Tayne I can get into!

se ee ndma

watching Spielberg's War of the Worlds and idk if I can finish it. it's just...unpleasant. I know that sounds stupid but it's true. and if this child does not stop screaming...

any of my mutuals played a fair amount of Animal Well?

Elvis Costello Dog will return in My Aim Is True

EBay for Cyclopses featuring thousands of items with "LQK" in the titles

Pick a bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

HHGTTG always reminds me of my friend Gene, whose birthday was yesterday and who died a few years ago. He was yet another good friend who went rightward as he got older but I miss him.

I'm watching the 1981 BBC TV adaptation of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. So great! David Dixon doing a stellar Doctor Who audition as Ford, Simon Jones killing as Arthur. And a quailty Marvin!

I'm sick and don't like it

13, which includes two halfsies (Don Quixote and Lolita). I'm not counting ones I pretty much just skimmed for school (Karenina, Bovary, Return of the Native)

i get waked up then i go sleep again you nevergonna keep honk shoo

BIG IRON

(stadium) PA: Sweet Caroline... Crowd: DA DA DA Trio: I don't love you, you don't love me, uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

hi, I'm Piet Mondrian and I can literally only paint lines and squares. some day I hope to be able to buy a fifth color of paint

"I wanna play a game!" "I wanna experience a seizure!" kids, kids, there's room for both!

Sometimes art is so breathtaking and poignant it defies all expectation

saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)

i don't wanna get beat up by jackie chan i just want to live my life

DO YOU ???? - dashare.zone ADMIN

ob la di ob la da to the polls

July 2020

shoulda taken that break

Blue Prince (2025)

This is the money paragraph for me.

the new song is here & on all the streamings btw! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjWf...

I just bought some original Kevin Huizenga art!

The Grodalorian and Mangu.

Annie Potts and Mark Hamill for Corvette Summer (1978)

(Chappell Roan voice) fifteen hundred OBO you can have my used volvo

He picked up his shattered glasses from in front of the arcade machine. "No!" he shouted. "There was Burger Time enough at last!"

the dungeon

"BESSIE" c/o the Kellogg's Sugar Smacks "Doctor Who" badges promotion (1971). #DoctorWho #DrWho #1970s #sciencefiction

Carrie (1976)

Meet the 10 Worst Drivers in America and Find Out What They All Have in Common, in this issue of Tesla Owners magazine

City Council To Vote On Whether To Open Five New Wraith Batteries Inside City Limits "No known purpose," say experts "Their claws rend flesh and their screams rend souls," says a councilperson with no name. "It's the way of the future, in the sense that the wraiths will eat the future too."

y'all Bread Reader just won