new phone case

when is bedtime earliest bedtime bedtime “too early” site:snopes.com

as much as I may love em, lego doesn't get nearly enough shit for still going strong on wizard school crap

who is she

ooh i've been looking for a fake lego set of a modern throat-wobbler mangrove

weird, how did temu get this photo of me for their website?

"hi, we have a product that doesn't work and no one wants and our company burning through mountains of cash with no visible plan of how to ever turn a profit. we're looking to expand."

I generally don't back new editions of games I already own, and this is probably going to be no different. HOWEVER, T&E is one of my favorite games, and it's shameful how long it has been unavailable in the US. And 25th Century did good work on Ra, so I'm excited to see this in action.

hey man nice brat ok, fine, whatever, it's been a crappy day

pelosi 2028

if nothing else in this life, I at least started donating blood

I know I'm a broken record about AI, but if it can't turn a profit, and it's horrible for the environment, and it takes away jobs from actual human beings, and it's wrong half the time, WHY ARE WE STILL PUSHING SO HARD TO MAKE EVERYONE USE IT??

This feels relevant again today.

there is no system in place to protect you from corporations cutting costs and making things unsafe. they just get to do that. and you get to suffer because of it

“The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it.” ~ Mikko Harvey

welp, off to bed

now that I've seen The Man Who Fell to Earth I'm 1/5 of the way towards a better appreciation of the song E=MC² by Big Audio Dynamite

is there a list or wiki of Horizon Forbidden West NPCs That Are Temu Versions of Well-Known Actors? I've encountered Not Richard Kind, Not Jon Hamm, Not Marc Evan Jackson, Not That Guy From the Sopranos IDK His Name, and a bunch of others

"Hi. I'm Ric Ocasek. For just a dollar a day, you too can sponsor an orphaned TRS80 computer in need. Won't you give today?"

A great day for the golden rule of political analysis: when the right wins it is a resounding ideological victory that humiliates the left and when the left wins it is a precarious fluke that will surely end up humiliating the left. Conservatives are power’s landlords and the left merely tenants

You can tell you're a grizzled old veteran of the internet when you always copy everything you've typed just before hitting the "submit" button, just in case something doesn't work and it disappears.

Stop what you're doing and watch this little guy lol

Hey, that's me! Come listen to me and more importantly, Sam!

PEOPLE MONEY PRODUCTS IDEAS Computerworld...

Alien (1979)

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

RIP Dick Cheney For @inthesetimes.com inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...

no, no, "Theopolis" is the DOCTOR'S name. the monster is just "Twiki"

ok gang here comes one for the old nerds

this horizon forbidden west minigame is great, id play a whole retail game of just this

excuse me sir i believe your soup is trying to get my attention

rip dick, cheney

that'll teach me to pee before checking bluesky. wasted.

this horizon forbidden west minigame is great, id play a whole retail game of just this

excuse me sir i believe your soup is trying to get my attention

that reminds me. play my game

I know the DNC has a reputation for being spammy and relentless but how do they compare to the Red Cross? I've had to block multiple numbers and make several requests and still they call—actually pay someone to call!—CONSTANTLY, at all kinds of hours

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walking into arby's hoping i encounter strangers whose views challenge my own

Today's tshirt

Icewind Dale (2000)

Rounding error

last night's Enhanced AliExpress session was successful. bought six cheap fake lego sets, one of which is fantastically dumb. I did not, however, get this educational diy land blimp

Are you ready, Steve? "Uh-huh" Andy? "Yeah" Louie? ... Louie? ... Dammit, not again. Louie's out of the band.

Professor Frink (playing Horizon Zero Dawn): hey hey aloy

the aristocracy are terrified of the "Bloodtaker", a mysterious figure murdering them with an array of unusual weapons and equipment. I've been asked to find him and bring him to justice. first, though, I'll visit my good friend who works the forge and has an unusual sense of class consciousness

Nobody seems to know anyone who had this lunchbox, but the consensus is that they were probably way too cool to hang out with regular humans and/or their dad was using this box to sneak weed brownies into work.

i'm an rpg character looking for special plants. it's weird because they only grow one at a time and far far away from one another. how the heck do they survive as a species? i guess that's what makes them special

bro you run an AI startup PLEASE shut the fuck up