not one thin dime for this. not for ICE, not for any of it. they will do as they please but not with my money

not one thin dime for this. not for ICE, not for any of it. they will do as they please but not with my money

played 2 games of Rat Hot at lunch yesterday. turns out we've been playing wrong! we liked it before but the actual rules (playing 2 tiles per turn) are much better!

"Meta" has always been the oddball among the tech nazis. google and microsoft at least have some fairly worthwhile products. Facebook offers nothing of value

Hey gang I did my 2025 Year in Review of board games!

and there we go. Facebook and Instagram accounts have been deleted

Hollywood sucks because they made a fifth Rambo movie in 2019 and didn't get Lou Bega to do the theme song

2:12am... going back for more olive

omg I found The Avatar!

i own one of those little laser tape measure things and every time i need it i look around for like 45 minutes but like every 2 days when i don't need it i see it and pick it up and go oooh doo hoo that wall is 113 cm away and put it down in the worst possible place

scenes 3, 4, and 5

YES I REPOSTED TO FIX A TYPO

baby shoes, never worn, are cute, but they grow up to be adult shoes. before you buy them make sure you are prepared for the commitment

Might need to pin this for a month of Dick jokes.

when I die, put this on my gravestone: DAVE he finally saw something through to the end

Me, in the car, to myself: 25 munchkins. 25 munchkins. 25 munchkins. Speaker: welcome to Dunkin, what can I get ya Me: yeah, can I get a 20-piece McNuggets? Speaker: no.

Hey gang I did my 2025 Year in Review of board games!

every printer is a 3d printer at a certain scale

and there's a taxi! I didn't even know about it, it's just lagniappe! this thing is filling its Dave bingo card!

my post-apocalyptic dollhouse has a wall now. those chains were a nightmare

@kenlowery.bsky.social hey ken come over were all hanging out

also, the US has a long and bloody history of deciding who gets to lead other countries. it didn't begin with Trump. this isn't a him thing, this is an us thing

former DNC chair, so, y'know, "vote"

before you pay federal taxes this year, think carefully about what you're paying into

bunker status, and close-up on A Good Boy

Q: What is a tabletop RPG? A: A tabletop RPG is a sequence of imaginary rooms which are typically vexing in some way

there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

here's what's happening now

2020

In 2026 I resolve to spend more time waiting for 2FA codes and typing them into the same four websites I visit every day from my 10-year-old computer at my IP address that hasn't changed in twice that long.

looking for recommendations for video editing software with these features: ⚪️ cheap or free ⚪️ novice-friendly ⚪️ windows ⚪️ decent results, doesn't have to be professional quality

got myself a photo background thinger for better(?) pics. need to smooth out the fabric, obviously

this isn't what it sounds like but i don't know how i'm going to do another year. i will, i just don't know how

wishing you all a good enough 2026

it's been brought to Our attention that some of you have not been peeping these hot drops

Yes, as a matter of fact I *do* have a New Year's Resolution, just the one:

Ken Burns confirmed (at least, as much as anything online can be) Robert Anton Wilson fan, which raises some... interesting ... possibilities www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...

klezmer band doing radiohead covers called oy vey computer

Not sure i accomplished much this year other than "head above water" so it'll have to do

finally my mouse won't trigger my ptsd

i got no lemons so here's my clementine pig aka clemenswine

accidentally typed “Hostage Twinkies”

is there a more auspicious occurrence than getting a clementine with two stickers on it? probably not

hey @bullythelsb.bsky.social I found yr armor

it's just down to me, @kenlowery.bsky.social, and P!nk

Here's your free RPG for #FreeRPGDay: You are a housecat. Whenever you attempt to pull a fast one on your humans, roll 1d6. 1: Spectacular failure; what do you destroy? 2-3: Marginal failure; what do you destroy? 4-5: Marginal success; what do you destroy? 6: Critical success; what do you destroy?