wait, he's cooking here

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

SPORTS/DITKA.GIF

when you check her drivers license

Dad’s Eyes Well Up At Sight Of Perfectly Packed Cooler https://theonion.com/dad-s-eyes-well-up-at-sight-of-perfectly-packed-cooler-1819578999/

NBC TV (USA) "Frasier" Behind the Scenes 1999 : 73s

It means you are still better than Ian Happ.

“It’s our deadly passion, our terrible joy.”— Bulls fans for the last 20 years

how rich do you have to be for no one to tell you this is a terrible look

COOM DOG CALLS THE GAME WINNER:

a medium pepperoni pizza would kill a Victorian child instantly

god i can remember crying laughing at this youtu.be/YKT7bx-fmtk?...

no worries, nico's got it.

For Jack’s birthday, two of my very finest tweets.

my view for Bruce at the Forum tonight 🥹

an afternoon among the nerds (it’s a print)

ideal dave paul exchange here

good shit

four lads from Arlen

DISCLOSURE rocks.

A personal note: I was very touched to hear Best Editing winner Andy Jurgensen thank his aunt Barbara Hall. As an Academy archivist, she took an interest in my research and, miraculously, found me George Stevens's pocket diary. A miracle. Five Came Back would not have been what it was without her.

rare unedited Newt

Wow

online MAGA men are falling for the AI creation "Jessica Foster," who is a combination US Army adviser to Trump and foot fetish model. The character already has nearly a million Instagram followers.

Peter Griffiti

Beavis don't cry you can rely on me, honey

settling in for couch time

the boys

winter kills on the criterion stream rn btw

THE TRAITORS but it’s only people named in the Epstein Files and the murders are real

This movie has never been the same since for me

p sure @notnotnuanced.bsky.social made this

Pleasing the Affiliates November 24, 2000 : 65s

Tom Noonan in SYNECDOCHE NEW YORK, a great performance that’s always stuck with me. RIP.

Robert Duvall… he was a bucket.

Tom Hanks on Late Night December 10, 1998 Pt. 2 : 296s