Anyone even kind of left is a terrorist

🚨 Mom made jezebel sauce 🚨

Turned the Ms game on to see Cal strike out and then a kid in a Tyreek Hill jersey scratching his ass

Today is the most off-vibes day I've had since the day I went into work at 7 a.m. and a coworker was blasting Vengaboys

Happy Sunday

Not Up To The Moment All-Time leaderboard: 1. Chuck Schumer, USA, 2026 B. Æthelred the Unready, England, 1014 iii. Neville Chamberlain, England, 1939 d.) Darius III, Parthia, 330 bce V. Drake Maye, Santa Clara, 2026

It's the fucking ham holiday congrats everyone

baseball is dumb if dude is standing in the crowd catching balls that shouldnt be out

I'm sorry the Mariners experienced WHAT tonight?

Sometimes you meet your heroes and are awkward about it and freak them out

Why don't you Seaside Blow me?

Hoping for American servicemembers to die is stupid loser shit and the dumbest way to protest war.

Everyone knows he's probably fine stop being a fucking dweeb about it

Too big, looks unhealthy. Like when you see a 7 ft. man in the wild. They always look uncomfortable.

Nobody has ever pretended to he held back harder than Omar Vizquel

We love a dress rehearsal on bluesky

Doesn't like going to Cleveland?

Mariners have two Phantom Menace Italians otherwise nothing.

I was gaming with a friend last night and we ended up on a team with some teens. I suggested a different strategy and one of them says "listen to this guy he probably worked today and has kids" which isn't really a roast but they all laughed so hard that it was.

New fantasy football last place punishment just dropped

I'll be on an airplane lol cool

Seattle Seahawks Road to Super Açai Bowl XLVIII

Checking to see what all the fuss is about and lmao

The worst time of my life was when I accepted an invite to a fantasy baseball league. It should be relegated to the dark web.

The Mariners? Struggling to score runs? Why I never

Adam Frazier I no longer want to p*g you 😠

I do not have sex glasses

This is the funniest way it could happen

getting nasty with it

Buddy, if you don’t fuck to Sam Spence, you simply do not fuck.

Sex playlist that's just NFL Films songs

My ultra centrist Yakima friend who stays out of politics in the group chat was losing his mind over this yesterday lol.

That will turn things around for them.

Unbelievable post. This should instantly kill anyone who comprehends it

2026 is like what if the mariners were evil

He's got a real my name is Benjamin Wallace head.

Jon Ryan has something to say

Dave Chappelle really nailed Tiger's voice when he impersonated him on his old show

when my East Coast FIL comes to town he makes my wife take him to Taco Time for lunch every day and by the end of day 4 she's ready for him to go home.

i support women's rights and i support women's wrongs

Once again I am here to say warm toilet seats are far more of a bummer than cold ones

Brian Schottenheimer said this week that he and Osa Odighizuwa both "wept" when he was traded to the 49ers.

The Gen X'ers are here posting among us