Tucker just needs to hit eight in the final two games to join them.

It’s for the best. It’ll spare us years of Marquee referring to him as the batting champ even when he goes back to hitting .270.

shaw again going too far to the right

It really didn’t.

The Apartheidanon

Bears fans have seen all three winners of the NFC Player of the Week in action. JJ McCarthy won it against them in week one. Jared Goff won it against them in week two. Caleb won it in week three.

Everybody’s got to have a hobby.

That seems…very terrible.

Reservation Dogs was one of the best shows I’ve ever seen.

It’s really good.

Pretty sure that Happ’s double was foul.

Send the slow guy, hold the fast guy. Great job, Cubs.

He makes up for being slow by having terrible instincts.

Busch got tagged out on his right wing.

Why is Muppet-voiced Eduardo Perez the only person who talks about the buildings behind Wrigley affecting the wind? Is it because it’s bullshit?

“We were unprepared for the escalator to become stairs.”

See you in Mesa in February, kid.

Cade Horton: Killed charging Fort Ticonduroga: 1777.

If he can pitch game one at Petco while wearing a scuba tank, he could give them a couple of decent innings.

I feel much better about the update on Cade Horton's back injury now that the Cubs have clarified that it only hurt when he was breathing.

It's not that I don't believe Shaw had no idea about Kirk's views, it's that I just think he's lying about not having any idea about them.

Max Dowman is in.

He'll be back. Nobody signs Jed's rejects.

Nobody wants the sentient glob of mayonnaise that is Carter Hawkins?

It's funny that the only series they've won during that timeframe was at the Yankees.

She'll be back when Medicare raises its age minimum.

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Lost fifth straight. Their only good starting pitcher got hurt. Got outscored 8-1 after the fourth inning. Home field for the first round is dripping down their leg. Can you un-qualify for the playoffs?

This one’s over.

So Taylor will speculate what stupid fucking video two players were watching in the dugout, but her journalistic ethics prevented her from telling us she saw Cade Horton with a heating pad on his lower back?

Cade Horton’s spine fell out of his body.

Taylor Remlinger can’t get the lefties out.

Here’s Taylor Rogers to put things out of reach for the Mets.

Maybe Marquee will show us what Cat Turd tweet they were laughing at on the iPad

Dansby to make up for his game changing error by popping up to the catcher.

The Cubs broadcast won’t even acknowledge that it happened. Better, more thoughtful Cubs’ coverage on the Mets broadcast.

Cubs trail 6-6.

Probably ICE throwing a guy in a van

Boog really thinks Tucker has any chance of playing outfield again this year?

Eloy Alonso

Taylor’s here with an injury update…on Kyle Tucker from five hours ago. @watchmarquee.bsky.social sucks.

Taylor Rogers still hates Craig Counsell.

Call me, I'll chuckle scream in the background for you.

Less time chuckling at the YouTubes on the iPad between innings and more time not booting double play grounders, Swanson.

I mapped this strategy out on the podcast last week, so I know Craig heard it.

Taylor's first update after Cade Horton leaves the game early is to discuss how Japanese Cubs fans sent her chopsticks.

Should be. But it's the Cubs. So it's more than likely his arm fell off in the dugout.

I think the Cubs should have planned for Cade to only go three innings to save some bullets for next week. JD thinks he's hurt. Somebody take Taylor off iPad observation duty and maybe she can uncover actual news for the first time, ever.