"Eh just drop it, it was only black people who died on account of their fraud"

If you’re wondering why Brötchen blew up seemingly out of nowhere, guess what: he’s a nepo baby. His mom is literally a pygmy hippo *at the same fucking zoo*

Rock Chalk Algeria #2

Is....is this a reference to Jason Lee's Puggy from the seminal 2002 Dave Barry comedy Big Trouble?

Antoine Walker in high school

“Are our bodies a test that we have to pass in order to deserve respect, or do we have inherent dignity and a right to self determination?” That's a banger of a quote

The State of Things is a bummer for infinite reasons, one of them being that this World Cup should have been an opportunity to share with the world all the weird, goofy stuff this stupid country has to offer

Everyone will be lining up to catch a glimpse of PULITZER PRIZE WINNERS

lol can you believe there was a time in the not-too-distant past where I was like, "can't wait for Whitmer and McMorrow to really hit the national stage"

the Blue Team dipshits twisting themselves into knots over this one will be rather annoying/funny

Fingers crossed for @maggiehendricks.bsky.social beating the rain home

"In 2026, the guy from The Man Show inherits the mantle of 'Most Influential, Socially Progressive Elder Statesman of Late Night' from the guy from Exit 57" is a sentence that 1990s Comedy Central viewers would understand, but not in a million years believe.

Chicago Supremacy continues unabated

how did i not think of this the first go-around www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Vj...

Astonished that "Preserve Our Yorkville" is about something other than affordable housing or minorities.

*starts breakdancing*

"A British family sent their daughter to university in New York. Fearing the dangerous city, the parents asked a friend in California to come meet her upon her arrival. The friend wired back, 'Meet her yourself, you're closer.'"

SLAVA TOLEDO!

both like to fuck things up for northern ireland too

"it’s unclear what was gained — or learned — from [literally anything this team does]" is the entire essence of the Chicago Sky Experience

I don't think that's the point of the column. The point of the column is that the comparisons ARE apt but voters don't care. You have to give people something to vote FOR, not just an option to vote AGAINST. Which is what we've been arguing the entire time the Dems have run primarily as Not-Trump.

LFK stays winning