I am loathe to "hand it to" the United Kingdom for anything but we could use more sporting events that are interminably long. Cricket match? An entire work week. Darts? We're on Day 17 and counting.

@briancgrubb.bsky.social please, enjoy this pierce brosnan-adjacent content

AND NOW HERE HE IS THE GREATEST ATHLETE OF OUR TIME, A PHYSICAL MARVEL, NOBODY HAS EVER HAD THIS LEVEL OF SKILL....ITTTTTTTSSSSSSSS.... gary!

why does this always happen to good people instead of, like, her worthless evil uncle?

I am once again sharing this, one of MY favorite reads of 2025. So much of "The Economy" is total bullshit! Color Star is a microcosm of the current tech/VC capitalism (more like crapitalism, if you ask me) as it stands in 2025, where nobody has an actual product to sell

5th grade, Ms Leon's class at Washington Elementary, 1990-91. I didn't actually get the education though because I was kicked out of DARE for some reason, I don't remember why. Causing a ruckus, probably. So every week there was DARE, I had to go sit in the hallway. I'd say I came out ahead.

As the prophecies foretold

if you are wondering how things are going at UNC, Chip Kelly reportedly turned down working for legendary super bowl coach bill belichick to go to a team that has to use a silent count at home games because they are constantly outnumbered by opposing fans

Don't forget her currently ongoing hateful and abhorrent behavior!

If you're dormant and immobile, they're dormant and immobile! Bring them inside!

*Girls On Film voice* 🎶 Beans on toast... ...Beans on toast. 🎶

One of the best to ever do it

*lets out world's most annoyed groan when I look up the CSi version of the 8-series and see THIS fuckin' guy doing his stupid QUIRKY pose*

@hailey.at labeler could use some tweaking

Looking through my camera roll for the first time in a week and please enjoy these photos of my sister trying (and succeeding!) to embarrass the SHIT out of my tween niece by chanting "6-7" while doing the hand thing and then also dabbing

Fun thing I learned today when "Not An Addict" came on the grunge satellite radio station and I remembered how much I liked the song and wanted to see what K's Choice is up to these days so I pulled up their Wiki entry: the lead singer/frontman is a trans guy! How 'bout that! Shout out to Sam!

People as usual turning a medium-sized bad thing (postmark change at USPS) into OMG THE WORST by taking it out of context. If you read the articles you learn: -80% of mail was ALREADY not getting postmarked immediately -you can still get things postmarked same-day by going to the post office

this rules

Captain First Rank Meat Stains of the Soviet Navy was dressed for the Arctic conditions normal to the Northern Fleet submarine base at Polyarnyy. Five layers of wool and oilskin enclosed them. A dirty harbor tug pushed their submarine’s bow around to the north, facing down the channel.

I once removed a jammed children's CD from Jeff Tweedy's minivan's CD player

@treblaw.bsky.social and lo! this majestic page-long email email signature signature appeared. I'm unsure which part is my favorite, it's probably a toss up between the registered trademark symbol and the "manager manager" title

This is not the problem! Carmakers have greedily axed all their base/small models. Honda STARTS at EX trim, which used to be the high-end. DX and LX long gone. Meanwhile in Mexico a 2026 Honda City (not sold here ofc) starts at $22k. Toyota Corolla base (not sold here) starts at $23500.

Solidarity with my Phil of Delphia friends: I made Italian beef cheesesteaks

ok it's really funny though that she keeps apologizing for having to cut away from the game audio "look this is part of our viewing area, our viewing area includes kankakee county so we have to stay with this"

"for those of you in southern kankakee county" ......move somewhere less shitty

tity's

Hot take: Jimmy's Pizza Cafe (NY), Fat Chris's (Detroit), Piece (New Haven), Munno (Roman - Pinsa), Bonci (Roman - al Taglio), Spacca Napoli (Neapolitan), Lockal (Croatian), and Pizza y Pan Pa Ya (Colombian) are all Chicago-style pizzerias and are delicious. Pizza xenophobes can fuck off.

Is there a stomach bug going around the Bears locker room or something?

For my non Chicago folks, this is the entire city right now

Looks like it's up to Luther to shoulder the ....... .......... ...... responsibility of being the primary receiver in tonight's game

Me: God we really need to eat less beef Also me: fuck, there's like 6 lbs of beef in the fridge

Umm, hi. So this list might have someone you know on it. Also a bunch of intriguing books I wasn’t aware of. www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...

I had a grandmother WITH a domesticated dog which is why I'm extra evolved.

Accidentally bought some amazing and completely useless retro tech on eBay oops.

guys GUYS do you want to feel _completely insane_ please enoy this 1989 public television program called ECON AND ME which features, in part, a diverse group of children walking in a circle chanting OPPORTUNITY COSTS OPPORTUNITY COSTS youtu.be/keit6rlKXCk

Shout out Pope Bob

I think Philly is the only place where I could feel any hint of celebration about America In 2026 and that's mostly just because of Philadelphians anyways.

So busy worrying about the "How" that we forgot to ask "Why"

Sadly that video going around isn’t in NYC or ICE.

Deseret > Hornet

This straight, white male shaken and shocked he couldn't just show up to a convention and land a book deal (despite apparently not having ANYTHING unique or interesting to pitch) is perfect.

In 2026 we remove idiotic #BlueWave #Resistance engagement/ragebait bullshit from the feed entirely. Getting a jump on the new year.

ass

#1 surest sign it's Christmastime in Chicago: cars with out of state plates unable to parallel park in huge gaping spots despite one of the passengers standing on the curb trying to direct them

The lawsuit obviously sucks and is bullshit, but it's kinda funny that Taibbi's like "how dare you slander me by saying I'm being paid to be this stupid when I got this bad all on my own!"

Correct about technology, correct about grammar. Methods could have used some refinement, though.

A definitive History of Bluesky Discourse as illustrated by my Permanently Muted Terms

My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”

It's so hard to be the Peter :( Wife so mean to me :(

I think a lot of you missed the fact that a bbq pit full of fajitas fell of the back of a truck in the middle of the night in Houston.