the Tupperware dish after you store spaghetti in it exactly one (1) time

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire

I haven’t had a chance to listen to Jesse’s guest appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience but I’m sure it was a “home run”

Look, the ACA subsidies are absolutely crucial for many, many people across the country but these guys have to be able to hit on more than one thing at a time. This single-minded approach might have worked in 2017 but it’s not gonna fly now

I’ve seen similar takes about men not finding Taylor Swift attractive and I guess I’ll just have to take their word for it

Christ, this guy and the healthcare affordability. Dog with a damn bone

Something that’s irked me for the last week or so is the focus on the free speech for protesters/journalists angle. Like yeah that’s important but I kinda think we should focus on the unaccountable goon squads terrorizing the city

Guys creating the platform for perverts to jack off to teenagers being strangled: we could use some government money please.

Jeremy Renner, the social media entrepreneur?

Something I think about a lot is how one of the last big pre-pandemic (and pre widespread legal gambling) pieces of media was Uncut Gems, the anxiety inducing story of a degenerate gambling loser. Five years later, anyone with a smartphone can chase that same high

Someone put a sleeping cap on this old bitch. Wrap his ass up in a shawl and get him a lil cup of chamomile tea

emotive butlerian jihad, more and more are saying it. the robot may not wear the skin of a man.

When it comes to looking the other way when confronted with the death of non-white children, nobody beats Rahm Emanuel

They won’t let a crazy ass white boy thrive in this world anymore

Halloween is my least favorite holiday. My greatest fear is being frightened.

This will be true until Kevin Spacey makes his triumphant return to the silver screen

My Tiro 19 track pants are falling apart and I don’t know how much longer I can keep mending them. My life is BULLSHIT

Calder in the front, Mies behind it, D. H. Burnham & Co. at the right. Adams and Dearborn, Chicago

It’s hack to say a sports team’s old uniforms are better than their current ones but man Denver’s old uniforms are so much better than their current ones

Inshallah

Kristi Noem is Taylor Swift's Grimace.

FDR would've felt incredibly vindicated by all of this. A core proposition of the New Deal was that the country's ruling class was incapable — at best — of defending the Constitution, and that it was up to a dissident vanguard of intellectuals, in conjunction with workers and farmers, to do it.

Incredible that he sees a neighborhood like Old Irving Park as “inner city.”

found out today there's a sticker pack in microsoft teams of a guy named calamity bert who's about to kill himself

Well good thing the judge said they’re not allowed to do that. I’m sure they’ll knock it off soon

Great and all but is anyone going to actually enforce this? Will there be any actual consequences for breaking it?

I’m in two fantasy football leagues with two different groups of college friends. One league’s group chat is entirely football related and it sucks. The other has developed into a madness-inducing Pontypool language of inside jokes so Byzantine that you would get committed for saying them aloud

Still thinking about how there's a nonzero chance Sabrina Carpenter is Mamdani's Jeri Ryan ew.com/sabrina-carp...

Trumpism is inherently poly.

Numbah 1 baby! 27 rings!

This is extremely real. When I first got out of school, I worked for a consulting company that was like 99% middle aged women and the handful of guys all got to be the office goody good boys

I don’t think I’ve really stop to consider how big of a piece of shit this is gonna be. Like, all of the many other problems with it aside, this is gonna be like when Springfield rebuilds the Ned Flanders’s house

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."

I’m trying!

They are turning guys who voted for Rahm Emanuel twice into the Weather Underground

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

A pox on my city

They counted on making Chicago mad and provoking violence but what they did instead was viscerally disgust any human with even the slightest sense of morality and it’s not gonna go the way they want

Mr Xi’s presence is such that lesser men tremble in his presence! Oh but fear not, he is as kind as he is wise!

Perplexed by Ryan Adams. He combined country music with a snotty punk rock attitude, and is also racist and stupid? A head scratcher.