Just had a hot pocket that was not too cold in the middle and also did not burn me. I didn't think it was possible...

it’s probably fine that this meme is one of the top posts on every military Reddit sub right now

I expect everyone to stay consistent with their hatred of reddithausen

Tired of these scumfucks

Was watching a guy on YouTube and was agreeing with some stuff but then he said one thing that is just untrue and now I spot a billion fucking mistakes and I have to drop him. This has happened with a billion different YouTubers.

Very 'whoooo, me?' pose going on here with this deposition story

watching mk annihilation on paramount+

Genesis Aladdin > SNES Aladdin Objective fact.

It wasn't by AI, but this reminds me of when someone at 411 got caught writing a review of Sonic Unleashed without clearing the first planet. They just used vague generalities, so someone looked up their achievement list and exposed em.

T-T-T-Top 5 backgrounds in Chrono Trigger 1-) The trial scene 2-) First time you see Magus's castle 3-) Everyone gathered around the camp fire 4-) Zenan Bridge 5-) West Cape

I heard the Devil May Cry anime guy, Adi Shankar, dreams of doing a Berserk adaptation. Not many people less qualified to do something like that.

Brace for game length discourse since a new Resident Evil is coming out. They're always short. And for some reason people turn off their long-term memory when these come out. I'd much rather have a tight, focused 8 hour game than an overly bloated 40 hour game.

Here's my take on the Switch ports of FireRed/LeafGreen: Buy the ports, buy something else—do whatever you want. Leave me alone. Quote the Raven, "Nevermore."

I like DK64. I don't care, everyone else is wrong.

Sometimes people see my Disgaea playtimes and despair, but...once you get it, ya just get it

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

RIP Mingo. You were a good dog.

Finished volume 41 of berserk today. Just two more volumes and a chapter to go. I guess everything from here on out is post Miura...but man, what a masterpiece.

I'm at the end of Fable 1. It's a minor miracle this game got a sequel. It fucking sucks, especially the late game. I never finished it back when it first released (and I was a day 1er, lulled in by the promises of Peter) and I see why.

I'm gonna pay 19.99 for a GBA ROM that I already have readily available on steam deck. I am the problem.

Release DK64 on NSO right fucking now.

RIP Bluepoint. Brutal industry - forcing them to work on a God of War GaaS was insane.

This is a travesty and frankly bullshit. These guys are so talented but people like Jim Ryan, presumably, or foolish investors perhaps just had to chase that awful GAAS trend.

Yesterday I made it over halfway through Wario Land Virtual Boy. My impression, so far, is that this is the sequel to Sonic CD. However, it is also the best game on there. Teleroboxer WOULD be the best if it was just a straight up Punch-Out clone but nooooo it's too complicated.

I miss instruction manuals like you wouldn't believe. Also, Majora's first three days are a tutorial. The Deku tree in OoT is a tutorial. They just don't strictly call it a tutorial, but it functions basically the same

Yep, they made this dumb shit for idiots like me

"AI detectors" are themselves AI, and yet are endlessly trusted by people on here if they say that a newspaper article is AI. AI detectors are snake oil. None of them reliably works. And UK broadsheet are not yet using AI to write articles. No, that link to the deal you found doesn't prove it.

.hack//Z.E.R.O. announced from CyberConnect2 www.gematsu.com/2026/02/hack... Teaser Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcjZ... www.cc2.co.jp/hackzero/en/ "Bandai Namco Entertainment has given CyberConnect2 permission to manage the entirety of the project from planning and development to release"

i had another idea for a star wars tv show its like a call in advice show and the host is yaddle (girl yoda) and she says things like "dump him you must, caller. any song request do you have?" (i dont remember if yaddle talks like that i assume they all do)

I hate facebook so fucking much it's unreal.

'I wonder if they did the right thing and belted King, let's look up some spoilers' *type in ESPN.com* Fuck sake, brain's broken.

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Mario Tennis initial review: The academy section of adventure mode is one of the dirt worst, most boring tutorials I have ever slogged through. However, AFTER the academy, it's pretty fun.

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Skin of Omission

Zoomers are correct. In college I was the no fun one who would say something like "it's much cheaper to drink at the apartment and also we can hear each other talk." This explains why I was not very popular!

Cuphead stole this character smh

I make fun of Bonk but man, what gorgeous 2D graphics. If that was on anything other than the turbografx, I bet it'd still be around in some fashion.

Yeah, I know I'm a loser for commenting on video game deals accounts and talking about how good the game on sale is.

God, I love being a New Yorker

Dave runs with a lot of assumptions as fact. This isn't new for him - just because he is the most notable wrestling reporter does not make him a good one.

Mewgenics is great.

There she goes. What a charming and frustrating game. Gonna stew for a bit on it

Took the jump - mewgenics is really fun.

I respect everyone for ditching Nitro, but even being subscribed in the first place is a bizarre choice.

Oh, this is replying to someone muted, what did the muted person say? *something annoying that makes it clear why I muted them in the first place* When will I learn how to use bluesky...

I really hate the Binding of Isaac aesthetic/sense of humor, so I do really want Mewgenics, but that is a bit of a hurdle.

There's just zero chance I trust discord with my ID info. Luckily I don't use it enough for it to be a real problem.