Nintendo Wii remaster btw

"Paper Mario is finally healing" this is why Nintendo doesn't have any public figures anymore btw

A visually enhanced version of the visually enhanced version of Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, originally released on Nintendo Switch, is currently in development and coming to #NintendoSwitch2 in 2026!

Now that the Expedition 33 honeymoon phase is over we can finally make way for true peak fiction...

Nintendo really said bet lmfao

I am not watching ts but thanks for uploading cause I needed a reminder to unsubscribe

How come Tom Nook can turn my tent into a house overnight but he has to close resident services for a full 24 hours to turn it into a slightly larger building

Executive dysfunction is the worst fucking thing ever man before I couldn't pursue my hobbies because working was too stressful and now I can't pursue my hobbies because the lack of income is too stressful

He did NOT say ts 🥀

Crazy how five years ago we were speculating about how Bowser's Fury could be a teaser or a tech demo for the next standalone 3D Mario and nowadays we still have no idea how Nintendo will followup on the Switch's output

Somehow ended up with two copies of Nintendo Labo VR but no Nintendo Labo VR accessories

It's been seven months since the Switch 2 dropped and I'm seeing rumors for both Lite and OLED models wth is going on

-Cosmic Quest is Mario (❎) and Comet Observatory (✅) -Castle Crush is Peach and her castle (✅) -Space Mischief is Bowser Jr. (✅) but the background isn't clearly visible here -Lost Cove seemingly didn't make it to retail so I'm not counting it Yep I'm definitely goated like that

Rate the passport 🗣️

It's really been one year since Nintendo made history? 🥹

Forgot how often you hit roadblocks in the New Horizons earlygame ugh

Island seven! Give it up for island number seven!

I want a new 3D Mario as much as the next person but idk if Nintendo could possibly top last year's double whammy of "King K. Rool committed the New Donk City equivalent of 9/11" and "Lubba has a secret twin sister who she misses so much that it made her suicidal"

Those fuckers actually did it...

Nintendo just released the 2025 year-in-review website and it includes everything from 2017 to 2024 as well so I'm just gonna compile the last eight-ish years here for my convenience

Lowkey I trust Nintendo to keep Game Key Cards functioning for at least as long as they've supported Wiiware downloads more than I trust LRG to ship anything on time and in shape

conductor's wife.

Guy whose fetish is Nintendo Today Wario's Aroma of the Day

I haven't logged into a Discord account in like a year and was never asked to log in to take that AI survey, how do ppl come up with this stuff 🥀

Is this the worst game ever conceived❓

This standalone North American Super Mario Galaxy 2 page didn't exist a few months ago?? They clearly rushed its creation cause they only have three screenshots and one of them is from SUPER SMASH BROS FOR WII U??? 😭

And so the Twitter Direct begins...

Bold move to rebrand the "makes teenagers want to kill themselves" technology as a health tool

Didn't even realize until I rewatched the trailer the other day that they had advertised 38 playable characters at launch, it took Tennis Aces over a year to build up a comparable roster

I don't blame Nintendo for shifting away from having charismatic leaders with a strong public presence because the vast majority of online Nintendo criticism either invokes the name of a dead man for no reason or villifies a man who hasn't directed his own game since 2016 as if he's the damn CEO

Thank you so much for the CW piece :o3 @tysobro.bsky.social

Close enough, welcome back cute space buns

The United States government is already failing at running the United States tho?

Media thread 2026 yeaahh I love consuming media!!!

This truly was a Super Mario Galaxy 2...

First art post of the year! I love drawing Conductor's Wife, don't be surprised if you see more of her sometime! #SonicTheHedgehog #ConductorsWife #ArtsyRCart

Fuck it, tierlist of every Switch game I've played for more than an hour (that hasn't received a Switch 2 patch/upgrade pack, ranked by most to least in need of one within the next year)

Erm... I havent posted since last year 😹

-I uploaded more scripted videos this year than ever before, I'm pretty proud of that :) -Renting a house, even better! And my relationship with my family has been much stronger since helping them move out of TX :D -Every year I say this and every year things just don't pan out :/

Fuck it, tierlist of every game I've played for more than an hour on Switch 2

Who's ready for the beginning of Dogshit! Two!

What did the devs mean by this⁉️

Finally got cake #3

Why does the Mario Wiki have conflicting entries on whether the Galaxy 2 Switch port can recognize that the Joy-Con batteries are low

This stupid meme ruined a promising writing sesh, fuck you triple A Mario

Just remembered the soundtrack for Star-Crossed World goes way harder than it needed to for a DLC level pack

This is what I got with $50 did I cook?

Love how the latest Scott the Woz Christmas special is both a commentary on content creators who perform charitable work in front of a camera just for the positive press, and a vehicle for Scott to perform charitable work in front of a camera

Wait I know how to make the new lightners feel like they're in the dark world again