I will not be attending the Bluesky Christmas party thank you very much.

Christmas is boring. It’s the same thing every year. Yawn.

One Battle After Another and Warfare

This Only Connect episode is the cringiest thing I’ve seen this year.

There are Steven Moffat defenders in my mentions. In the year of our lord 2025. What a world.

I went to see Garden State just to see the Revenge of the Sith trailer. That’s probably the only reason anyone went to see Garden State.

Here’s my bold idea to save cinema: stop putting trailers online.

In the Odyssey prologue where they open the gates and Agamemnon is just standing there in his armour, that’s cinema baby.

You know BlueSky doesn’t have the reach of other social media platforms because I broke this story last night and only one person liked it. RIP

Avengers “we wrote as definitive an ending for a character as is possible in this medium and now we’re bringing him back because we’re all out of ideas” Doomsday

I love Christmas, everyone is raging all the time. It’s like being on BlueSky but in real life.

No Spider! Thats your sister! Her mum is the planet!

Liked Fire and Ash even better second time. Didn’t feel as long either. Probably because I knew when to take a pee break.

As much as I like IMAX 3D I did just have to take paracetamol before the film.

Every dad at the shopping centre is dressed like Tommy Robinson

Guy working at the sky glass stand in the shopping centre just watching Shrek on the display tv and laughing his ass off. King

Fire and Ash round two this morning. Let’s gooo. Fuck the haters.

Did he fucke a fysh in the end?

Sorry, but comparing James Cameron to JK Rowling is ridicoulous.

Every gta who doesn’t quit in solidarity is a coward

If you liked season 2 of Andor I don’t want to hear your Avatar takes.

Paddington Bear has been stabbed

Silksong mentioned #universitychallenge

I think next year I’m going to join the rest of Bluesky and not consume any media and just react to films/tv shows etc based on what I think they’re about.

Christmas University Challenge tonight so we can see how stupid celebs are

Thanks to people like RFK Jr, doctors now have an idea of what it’s like to have a humanities PhD

Cultural impact apparently just means toys to many of the people on this website. Sad

Correct

As far as I know Paddington didn’t die

lol a mutual blocked me for liking Avatar

In the first Avatar a private company is strip mining Pandora for minerals to send back to Earth to sell. By the second film they’ve given up on that in favour of abandoning Earth entirely and finding new ways to live forever.

Just ate a rustlers burger.

This is the greatest argument I’ve seen yet in defence of AI

Unmatched in heaven and earth. One Machine equal to the Gods; Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann!!!

Fuck it going to see Fire & Ash again tomorrow. Screw you haters.

This is what living looks like

The top three highest grossing films of the year (so far) and look at the gap. Hollywood is cooked

Here it is, my big #EastEnders catch-up thread for people who only see it when they go home for Christmas with the family. Allow me to get you all caught up on the goings-on in Albert Square in its most explosive week of the year! KEEP THIS BY YOUR SIDE AT ALL TIMES.

This was not an invitation

Blocking everyone with bad Avatar takes. Consider yourself warned ☺️

Should really check out Pluribus but I just don’t trust Vince Gilligan after what he did (breaking bad ending)

Empire Strikes Back ending explained: Who is Luke’s father?

Autograph?

Been listening to nothing but Trhä for days now and I have ascended to a higher plain of existence.

Its weird to me that 'I can't think for myself' is a brag now.

AI is popular with lazy people and people with no friends

You can’t keep claiming that the number one and three highest grossing films of all time have had no cultural impact. It’s just not true!

“Tenants” lol. Somewhat gives the game away huh?

Neither is mustard gas, doesn’t mean we should use it.