Donald Trump wakes up in the hospital following an emergency ass transplant: “where is my beloved friend Keir?” Doctor: “who do you think gave you their ass-cheeks?”

Based on its current trajectory there will be an episode of SNL UK hosted by Michael Portillo in the near future, with musical guest Ian Brown

Host Jack Whitehall

Musical guests Kasabian

The Dan Harmon vs Tom Clancy debate reaches the highest levels of British politics.

Gonna be a scene in Alex Garland’s Elden Ring where Dungeater talks about memento mori for 10 mins and another where Boc salutes the troops.

I can’t wait to see how much this sucks

It’s not a price increase, it’s an incentive to reduce consumption stupid.

Folks, it’s not all bad in the world, the great Rimuru Tempest is back to show us a better slife is possible.

Stupid AND cruel, it’s gotta be an economist!

The old world isn’t going down without a fight, and by fight I mean moaning online about how rude leftists are.

lol

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They just have no clue how hated they are do they? Incredible lack of self awareness.

I really do think studying economics makes you stupid and cruel.

Here’s the post that gives the whole game away.

Anyone using the term “populist” should be required to explain what they think it means.

Extremely normal reply

This is how I find out Britain is at war with the US?

My progressive worldview is so unpopular there needs to be an all hands on deck campaign of whining about it from chuds like Matt.

Këkht Aräkh did a song with Bladee?

James doesn’t know how anything works but is fairly confident in his diagnosis.

Do it!

I just think it’s fucked up that most of the guys we send to space are probably war criminals.

Reid Wiseman pointing out all the places he dropped bombs on to his colleagues.

Would be nice to get away from the planet for a bit wouldn’t it?

Everyone thinks going to space will change humanity but just look at Jeff Bezos. He went to space and he’s still a cunt.

Looking back at the earth from space but you can’t enjoy the majesty of it because the toilet is broken and you broke it.

My sincere call to fellow academics with a modicum of integrity: continue bullying this guy.

I have a PhD and I post stuff like “peepeepoopoo” and “Paddington has been stabbed.” And the hogs love it!

You’re all arguing with a guy with 0 followers and an AI profile pic

ONE QUARTER PORTION

Sardines’ guide to profile pictures: - Shiba Inu = NAFO nazi - statue = nazi - b+w picture of dead politician = nazi but thinks they’re hiding it - George Orwell = nazi

Remember to buy your boss something nice to thank them for the long weekend.

The wrong Miliband brother died

Wonder what Shell have given Ed Miliband? A branded pen?

RIP Jesus you would have loved Avatar Fire & Ash

Sharing funny posts from Twitter back in the day is one thing, but getting all nostalgic for a platform is extremely cringe imo.

“US-styled autonomy”

It just one person stopped to ask these rich freaks “what the fuck are you talking about?” they would kill themselves.

Ultima is one of the more memorable Final Fantasy villains I thought.

Homophobic and hated dogs

lol this is shittier than you can even imagine.

Sorry for being so down on the whole Artemis mission. I just don’t think Americans should be allowed to do science. They can’t be trusted to be responsible with it.

Maybe some of the guys bombing Iran right now could be astronauts one day too.

How many people do you think the astronauts on the Artemis 2 mission have killed?

Somehow, Tilly Norwood returned

Genuinely laughing at this.

I think the idea that space flight represents a bright future for humanity has been somewhat undermined by current events and who is undertaking it.