Deafheaven and Portrayal of Guilt both excellent tonight. Also met a cool dog.

Something extremely funny about a supposed 90 year old saying we need a new kind of politics.

Man I used to have enough reach that this would get me angry replies and qts for days. 😔

This is more than just a problem with Twitter, it’s tech itself.

Anglofuturism is when you need to eat metal because food prices are too damn high

Target Your Party demographic

Not only did this guy like his own post, he reposted it three times. I’d say it’s a bot but we all know what boomers are like with technology.

Just over three weeks until the mythical Your Party conference where all doubts will be swept aside, including “do they have a venue yet?”

Oh great, Dick Cheney’s crying

It’s 6 November, and you know what that means, don’t you? YES, THAT’S RIGHT. It’s the 156th anniversary of the death of Dante Gabriel Rossetti’s pet wombat

lol you just know whoever wrote this has the most appalling comb over

It’s time to accept that the governments of the world have no intention of trying to curb climate change and are in fact preparing to batten down the hatches and try to ride it out Children of Men style

That scene from Commando but it’s for walking the dog

Damn, are they still holding the World Cup though?

Jeff F is a Day Today ass name

Did you know that they made 3 sequels to the 2010 Eric Balfour movie Skyline?

Parks and Rec is responsible for a lot of the misery of our current era (the careers of Chris Pratt and Aziz Ansari)

Why are we talking about Parks & Rec? Not everything needs a legacy. It’s was a good, funny show that was also a bit cringe and extremely of its time. Rob Lowe was in it. You don’t need to defend its honour.

Just watched AvP Requiem and despite being completely unwatchable I was impressed with how mean spirited it was.

You should need a licence to own an animal.

Keir Starmer just blew himself up trying to light a Catherine wheel! He’s fucking dead!!

Going for a nap if anyone cares

Your Party Scotland having posted in 10 days lol

Marking Poppy Season remembering the troops by setting off explosions in the sky every night

I’m guessing no one on here knows what You Don’t Mess With The Zohan is actually about.

Wes Streeting: “can I just shock you, I actually love progressives”

Grouchy old socialists who list their parents achievements in their bios lining up to tell you that Mamdani sucks actually.

I feel like SHIT today. A cold or something has snuck up on me just as I have a wedding to attend this weekend 😑

everybody should get treats, especially my friends, and that should count as a protected philosophical belief worthy of respect in a democratic society,

Gets another beer from the fridge, and another, and another…he’s quite animated now, louder: “and another thing, I’m not being racist, but…”

Yeah but they like the racism more so they’re willing to overlook it.

Emergency Red Scare Podcast ep

These are all really good ideas and I think he should do them all.

This is what Your Party could have been all about if they weren’t all such repellant freaks.

This is how I get my news now

Huge day for communism. I just know Karl is looking down with a smile.

He’s going to reinvent himself just like Varg Vikernes

Just watched AvP. Better than Romulus.

Fucking why?

Me to the cats that come into the garden

Everyone from a small town in Britain knows 4 lads who ventured into Mordor to destroy the one ring.

Everything the BlueSky devs say publicly is a lie, but worryingly they often seem to believe it.

Lmao removed by author, they’re such babies

Can’t believe Dick Cheney died before they could announce the venue for the Your Party Conference

Have you ever been dunked on so bad you had to write an essay about it?

Looks like terror won lmao rip bozo

Hope Dick Cheney suffered greatly in his final moments 😌

He's dead He's dead Dick Cheney's dead That evil bastard cannot cause Any more bloodshed

Satan is putting together a hell of a band (of utter losers)