Sardines
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it’s toilet time for tiny town
Donald Trump wakes up in the hospital following an emergency ass transplant: “where is my beloved friend Keir?” Doctor: “who do you think gave you their ass-cheeks?”
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Based on its current trajectory there will be an episode of SNL UK hosted by Michael Portillo in the near future, with musical guest Ian Brown
25 minutes ago
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Host Jack Whitehall
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Musical guests Kasabian
33 minutes ago
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The Dan Harmon vs Tom Clancy debate reaches the highest levels of British politics.
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about 2 hours ago
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Gonna be a scene in Alex Garland’s Elden Ring where Dungeater talks about memento mori for 10 mins and another where Boc salutes the troops.
about 4 hours ago
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I can’t wait to see how much this sucks
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about 4 hours ago
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It’s not a price increase, it’s an incentive to reduce consumption stupid.
about 5 hours ago
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Folks, it’s not all bad in the world, the great Rimuru Tempest is back to show us a better slife is possible.
about 5 hours ago
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Stupid AND cruel, it’s gotta be an economist!
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about 5 hours ago
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The old world isn’t going down without a fight, and by fight I mean moaning online about how rude leftists are.
about 7 hours ago
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lol
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about 7 hours ago
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blurses
about 10 hours ago
Leigh Ingham MP, £3,000 worth of free Glasto tickets from Google, June 2025
members.parliament.uk/member/5290/...
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They just have no clue how hated they are do they? Incredible lack of self awareness.
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about 11 hours ago
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I really do think studying economics makes you stupid and cruel.
about 11 hours ago
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Here’s the post that gives the whole game away.
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about 11 hours ago
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Anyone using the term “populist” should be required to explain what they think it means.
about 11 hours ago
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Extremely normal reply
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about 12 hours ago
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This is how I find out Britain is at war with the US?
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about 13 hours ago
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My progressive worldview is so unpopular there needs to be an all hands on deck campaign of whining about it from chuds like Matt.
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about 13 hours ago
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Këkht Aräkh did a song with Bladee?
about 23 hours ago
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James doesn’t know how anything works but is fairly confident in his diagnosis.
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1 day ago
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Do it!
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1 day ago
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I just think it’s fucked up that most of the guys we send to space are probably war criminals.
1 day ago
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Reid Wiseman pointing out all the places he dropped bombs on to his colleagues.
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1 day ago
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Would be nice to get away from the planet for a bit wouldn’t it?
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1 day ago
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Everyone thinks going to space will change humanity but just look at Jeff Bezos. He went to space and he’s still a cunt.
1 day ago
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Looking back at the earth from space but you can’t enjoy the majesty of it because the toilet is broken and you broke it.
1 day ago
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My sincere call to fellow academics with a modicum of integrity: continue bullying this guy.
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1 day ago
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I have a PhD and I post stuff like “peepeepoopoo” and “Paddington has been stabbed.” And the hogs love it!
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1 day ago
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You’re all arguing with a guy with 0 followers and an AI profile pic
1 day ago
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ONE QUARTER PORTION
1 day ago
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Wombat Every Day
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Sardines’ guide to profile pictures: - Shiba Inu = NAFO nazi - statue = nazi - b+w picture of dead politician = nazi but thinks they’re hiding it - George Orwell = nazi
1 day ago
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Remember to buy your boss something nice to thank them for the long weekend.
1 day ago
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The wrong Miliband brother died
1 day ago
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Wonder what Shell have given Ed Miliband? A branded pen?
1 day ago
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RIP Jesus you would have loved Avatar Fire & Ash
1 day ago
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Sharing funny posts from Twitter back in the day is one thing, but getting all nostalgic for a platform is extremely cringe imo.
2 days ago
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“US-styled autonomy”
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2 days ago
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It just one person stopped to ask these rich freaks “what the fuck are you talking about?” they would kill themselves.
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2 days ago
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Ultima is one of the more memorable Final Fantasy villains I thought.
2 days ago
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Homophobic and hated dogs
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2 days ago
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lol this is shittier than you can even imagine.
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2 days ago
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Sorry for being so down on the whole Artemis mission. I just don’t think Americans should be allowed to do science. They can’t be trusted to be responsible with it.
2 days ago
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Maybe some of the guys bombing Iran right now could be astronauts one day too.
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2 days ago
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How many people do you think the astronauts on the Artemis 2 mission have killed?
2 days ago
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Somehow, Tilly Norwood returned
2 days ago
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Genuinely laughing at this.
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2 days ago
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I think the idea that space flight represents a bright future for humanity has been somewhat undermined by current events and who is undertaking it.
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