friday 5 pm news dump

he will not be opting out

kyle tucker's negative charisma will tank the dodgers hopes of another world series title

I’d like to apologize for any criticism I’ve ever had of AEW Dynamite

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hearing from sources that Amelia Bedelia has been arrested in connection with the water-pouring assault. "but it was ICE headquarters," she said

this mouse looking lady on the traitors is driving me insane. get rid!

this is how i start watching again

no one i'd rather read on this stuff honestly

they were impressed with his fourth quarter defense

This dude is intense and correct

matt stafford is a great qb but his hand hurts and his numbers are historically bad at soldier field compared to his regular output. this is free info that the major networks decided to ignore so they could pick against the bears again. they will once again be humiliated.

at least 20

these days i will be running naked down dee road

if the bears played four quarters they would score 100 points a game and the world is not ready for that

i would simply tell cheese grater guy to calm down and stop trying so hard

great question. birmingham city is not in the premier league so its them. Non English club would probably be lazio because theyre fascists.

as many as i need to

he is very stupid and unlistenable and this question made me mad

absolutely

yes

sending a meekly worded hallmark card to President Poopy Pants to see if he can "turn down the temperature". I think it'll work.

good lord man just retire now if this is your best idea

BLUESKY USER SITTING COMFORTABLY BEHIND A KEYBOARD: I just don't see how we can win if he does that 58-YEAR-OLD MINNESOTA PHLEBOTOMIST: GO AHEAD AND SHOOT ME BITCH

ah yes the tiny city of toronto

this is where we need norm mcdonald dressed as charles kuralt talking about a lovely old barmaid named Eliza who treated him with the utmost kindness. and he slept with her.

big hech

Time for Wrestling Brain: Twitch.tv/wrestlingbrain

how many legends we talkin here

Reports coming in that the Feds shot someone in Minneapolis.

I hope Davis and Doyle are watching nothing but Hansen/Gordy tag matches whenever they aren't wrestling

Danish Reacher

a mike awesome reference on dynamite ✨

so what's all this i keep reading about the president smelling like absolute shit all the time

we are recording tonight. please send your questions to me, cretins.

key and peele sketch name

getting a read on kyle tucker is easy. he is always making the same "im a sad dork" face at all times. have fun.

hell, i might listen to some guster for old time's sake

some really good tips for staying safe in the cold on r/minneapolis

because politicians aren't doing anything, people are reduced to trying to run cover so people can escape their own homes until this dies down. maybe we should be gofunding them long hotel stays out of town. this is such a fucked up country.

The gofundme for that factory worker who called Trump a pedophile protector is at like $300k. Funniest possible outcome of this is everyone rushing to do the same thing in the hopes of getting paid

Rep. Kelly announces she has filed articles of impeachment against Kristi Noem for obstruction of Congress, violation of public trust, and self-dealing.

his mom is a huge part of the story that I assume will come out more and more. really weird.

EEEEEEVILLLLLLL

the jayden daniels should have been 1 overall takes are growing mold on top of their mold

“Welcome to ‘Whiskey Friday,’ brought to you by Tears of The Left Bourbon. I’m Tony Dickpills, and my guest tonight is… [checks notes; visibly grimaces] …yet again, your friend and mine, Deuce Bigalo, Male Gigalo!”

@LArams u like what u see

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