It's impossible to describe now insane Threads is, but this does a pretty good job. Every time I log onto it I immediately see the most hysterically absurd thing I've ever seen in my life. The algorithm is nothing but chaos and pain. It might be the last beautiful place on the internet.

If anybody wants to make a painting depicting me as Jesus I'm fine with that

Hate to even ask, but is it possible Donald Trump just isn’t very religious?

God it would’ve been so funny if the dog started mysteriously howling and freaking out and cowering in the corner

Everything I’ve seen and heard about Euphoria makes it seem like the worst television show of all time

He's actually killing the man in this painting

Will this be the summer I start wearing tank tops

Just finished reading @daviddemchuk.com's Red X, off of @thomasha.bsky.social's recommendation, and it's easily the best horror novel I've read in some time. Creative, profound, creepy as hell. Really great.

There are like 6 people in the whole world, most of them are podcasters, and if you don't have an opinion about every one of them you will be executed

Increasingly it seems I am the only one who truly understands how the world works

Tesla bumper sticker idea: Elon Musk Is In The Trunk Of This Car

Waking up at 6:00am every morning now because I have a family of sparrows making a nest in the gap directly outside my bedroom window. Trying to preserve my sense of wonder, connection, and love of the natural world with my need for rest. You guys ever run into this? Ever have this problem?

Just started the new season of The Boys. Pretty subtle show and will probably go over most viewers’ heads, but if you pay close attention you might notice some parallels with our own political situation in America…

No more than my iPod was a child of God, which is to say yes. Absolutely. Interpol and Yeah Yeah Yeahs and Joanna Newsom and Devendra Banhart. There was more God in that little rectangle of plastic than most of us will find in a lifetime ❤️

Always a little skittish about sharing praise but these generous words (and close read) from a writer I really admire means a lot to me. Thanks, Emily.

My plans today include eating a sandwich by a body of water

We're being lied to about the moon

Missed the Artemis splashdown because I was watching, I shit you not, The Strangers: Chapter 3

Let’s just hope one of those astronauts didn’t bring something back with them

Sometimes when a bee gets a little aggressive/territorial in my garden I wanna be like “Who do you think planted all these flowers for you dude?” But of course you can’t reason with a bee

My only long term Bluesky objective is to be completely off this app, account deleted and thrown in the ocean, before the 2028 Democratic primaries begin

“'Maybe some kind of atmospheric anomaly,' I suggested, the kind of thing an adult says that doesn’t actually mean anything. We continued walking. The sky was wrong, simple as that. There was really no other way to put it." That's what I'm talkin' about, @iamchrisscott.bsky.social !!

Amid all DeWitt-Lerner mashup, we’ll continue our operations with a killer combo of our own tomorrow but before then, wouldya have a look at this absolute beaut of a poem by our contributor @iamchrisscott.bsky.social, published earlier this year in Michigan City RoB. mcrb.neocities.org/timetraveler

“Well, everything is always changing,” I reassured him, in that way only fathers can fail at.....what a brilliant story this is. Even if it is discombobulating - but then everything is now, isn't it?

This story by @iamchrisscott.bsky.social hit me really hard this morning. It's exactly how I feel living in the world at this moment, and the way Chris writes about that without writing about that...The ending is at the same time hopeful and horrifying, the way we psychologically adapt so quickly.

Pleased as punch to have some new flash fiction in the very amazing @bulbregion.bsky.social today. Consider our sky here ---> bulbregion.com/The-Wrong-Sk...

I have an easier time imagining the minutes after our sun went supernova and engulfed the entire planet in fire than I do imagining a five minute conversation with Melania Trump

"“What if other things change though?” “Well, everything is always changing,” I reassured him, in that way only fathers can fail at."

‘Camps hastily formed: New Sky vs. Old Sky.’ Just impeccable storytelling from @iamchrisscott.bsky.social in the best new lit mag around, @bulbregion.bsky.social 🌆 bulbregion.com/The-Wrong-Sk...

"The sun held its position amongst the clouds, same as always, but the way its rays attached to the trees, the houses, the pavement, was off somehow." Find Chris Scott's (@iamchrisscott.bsky.social) deliciously uncanny story, "The Wrong Sky," in The Bulb Region. bulbregion.com/The-Wrong-Sk...

Delighted to have this story up at @undertow.bsky.social

Pleased as punch to have some new flash fiction in the very amazing @bulbregion.bsky.social today. Consider our sky here ---> bulbregion.com/The-Wrong-Sk...

Imagine making a movie called “Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials” and then discovering there’s already a movie called that

Another slam dunk metaphor from the most normal vice president of all time 👍

Really excellent new ambient album. I've had this on repeat for the past week. seretanandthayer.bandcamp.com/album/sunbea...

I should be president

I love Claudine and I’m so thrilled to have this little one-sentence micro in the new issue. Give it a read.

Just remembered in the months after Obama was elected when Sarah Palin kept going on Fox News and saying "How's that hopey changey stuff workin' out for ya?"

Ok well not the best day to release this I guess but here’s a rap song I recorded called “Dear Timothée“ in defense of the opera and ballet:

I didn't make it, so it's not tooting my own horn to say the photo on this one is incredibly funny. I've burst out laughing every time I've seen it

I’m always thinking about that scene in The Dead Zone, but sometimes I’m thinking about it extra hard

If, like me, you shelled out for the 2026 Peanuts daily calendar, you’ll also be glad that the storyline about Snoopy in a cast is finally over

Fans love to debate if the assembly cut is better than the theatrical release and I'm here to tell you there is no version of this movie that's good

I have decided to never be unhappy again

Unbelievable: The entire crew of Artemis II has perished after one of the astronauts opened the door to “get a better look at the moon”

My Weird Horror Magazine story is now free to read on the @undertow.bsky.social website! 'New Albert' is about a couple who begin questioning everything they know about the man who lives downstairs...

New Microfiction by @iamchrisscott.bsky.social!!! “this time there are three dozen different flavors of Coke” www.claudineliterary.com/chrisscott

All of the dark stuff is a fungus that is capable of consciousness

I love Claudine and I’m so thrilled to have this little one-sentence micro in the new issue. Give it a read.

After the crew of Artemis II completes construction of the second Arch on the moon, visitors will be able to pass through the St. Louis Arch and transport almost instantaneously through the moon's Arch. Any travelers not wearing appropriate protective gear will die immediately.