He sounds like shit. Real fuckin loser. Big dumb baby.

According to excerpts from his prepared remarks, President Trump tonight intends to admit he is a bad president and he sucks and he’s not doing a good job

just the right amount of normal, weird & the stuff that makes you think hard about the future 👏👏👏

I love the way this is framed as a parent trying to explain it to a child, and the turn near the end

Epic warrior bacon sauce man. Hey how’s everything going in Iran right now

Weird looking sky, you say?

No shit, I have been laughing at this image for the past 5 minutes. Actual tears streaming down my face. Sure man, put one of these in my kid's classroom. See how that goes.

I do not accept that as a name sorry. Please return to the name store and exchange it for a different one.

They're doing this at my Whole Foods too for some reason

Critics are saying The Odyssey is Christopher Nolan's best film since The Dark Knight Rises

catching up on bookmarked stories and this spooky little @iamchrisscott.bsky.social one is excellent. “I know what this means, the slow winding down, but I’m not afraid of what comes after. I’m not afraid of that.”

Whimsy is over when I say it's over

The Hollywood Reporter: Where It's Always Hollywood, And It's Always Reported

Very pleased to share The Garden, a story that took over four years and multiple complete overhauls to write, with you today. thedodgemag.com/summer-2026-... Thanks to @thedodgemag.bsky.social for believing.

Watching this instead of The Odyssey this weekend

Brave New Weird Vol. 4 is out today! Grab a copy. It has my story “The Sunflower Farmer” and so many other great strange horror stories. Have fun.

Funniest part of the Crystal Lake TV series trailer is when, because of whatever labyrinthine legal drama is going on, they put “From the World of Friday the 13th.” Ah yes, the Friday the 13th world. That world we all know and love.

There's a fresh new micro up for you at @hfr.bsky.social right now. Hope you’ll run your gimlet eye across it heavyfeatherreview.org/2026/07/14/1...

In Mike Flanagan's Carrie instead of slaughtering all of her classmates, Carrie locks everyone in the gymnasium and makes them listen to her ten minute monologue

My neurologist has 7 children

F13 is my favorite horror franchise so I say this with love: The first movie is a shoddy Halloween ripoff cash grab and all the Jason "lore" in subsequent sequels is retconned nonsense clearly made up on the fly. I don't care about Pamela or Jason's origin or whatever. Of course I'll watch this.

A beautiful testament to the power of friendship. Thank you to President Trump for sharing this. I hope everyone sees it and remembers it.

Welcome back to the Make It Make Sense podcast, where we always Make It Make Sense. I’m your host, Make It Make Sense

Really boring sunset in DC right now. Clouds look like shit, light not doing anything interesting at all. If you're inside you're not missing much honestly.

You, sir, just won the internet today

CNN is reporting that Lindsey Graham is alive again. "He is no longer dead." -Anderson Cooper

Joe Biden outliving all of these guys would be, if nothing else, very funny

It's all about the he says she says bullSHIT

The perfect coda to this poem is that on January 6th Lindsey Graham publicly and emphatically broke with Trump and said his allegiance was over only to change his mind right back like 48 hours later. A true fraud and coward through and through. RIP.

Steve Schmidt sucks but he had Lindsey Graham dead to rights here and it was brutal

Freedom to me is being able to choose my own ad experience when I stream a movie on Hulu

Meta has apologized for creating doppelgängers of everyone and instructing them to make love to our spouses

I don’t need to looksmax because I’m already hot. Sorry to these other guys

[races to be the first one to say it and then trips and falls down fifty flights of stairs for ten minutes] The Art of the Deal

When you’re a good president and you’re going a good job

It's not like the film industry is otherwise amazing but nothing depresses me more than the churn of Disney "live-action" remakes of animated films. Just very awful, embarrassing stuff for all of us.

I’m going to pass out

If you live in DC you need to be going to see L’Rain at DC9 in September. Consistently one of my favorite live show experiences and one of the most interesting bands doing it right now.

Do your thing, DC jury

I can never get a good photo because they’re so skittish but this is the fourth summer goldfinches have returned to our school garden. They love the sunflowers in particular. Honored to be on their migration route. Stunning, gorgeous birds.

Is Maine real

I’ve been replying ”This ain’t it” to every single brand post for over a decade

Editing a new story and whittled the phrase "cube-shaped box" down to just "box." There is a level of genius and discernment in my brain that most normal people will simply never understand.

Stephen Root

Someone had to say it

As the very first person to sing this show's -- and this performance in particular's -- praises, this is great news for me

Decline is a choice. The adults are in charge again. Thank god we finally have a REAL PRESIDENT who fixes things!! We need a businessman who knows how to run America like a business.

The Maine Democratic Party has announced they will hold a convention to select a new nominee for senate and, if time allows, try to figure out what Nicolas Winding Refn's deal is