We have lingered in the chambers of the sea By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown Till human voices wake us, and we drown

I REMEMBER THIS SHOW. He works at a piano bar in Washington DC. In the first episode a scandal-plagued Congressman (think Epstein Files) is drunk and rowdy so Dudley plays the Supremes' "Baby Love" to shame him

hmmm

hell yes

There's a moment where she asks "Is it safe?" and ...

Every day we stray further from God's light

“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw

NYC has both Dr Brown's Cel-Ray *and* Manhattan Special bc we are the coolest. Maybe upstate has weird shit too, I have no idea

Bryce Harley Jarvis is the most aggressive baby I've ever seen

behold

bobblehead is officially OFF THE SHELF

You will be visited by 3 spirits

This is what will never stop killing me: we’re destroying the American system and state to hand unprecedented power to THIS GUY, the most manifestly lawless, corrupt, unfit President in history.

The way to understand the second Trump administration is as a content generation machine. They aren’t implementing fascism, they’re creating fascism-flavored content. They aren’t implementing real policy, they’re signing executive orders to post about them. Anything that gets attention is the goal.

a prized possession, from 1997

I can get even dorkier: 1. They Might Be Giants 2. Fountains of Wayne 3. Bob Dylan 4. Ben Folds 5. Oasis

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

these two. singing into the same mic, looking into each other's eyes, harmonizing, occasionally forgetting the lyrics. In an extremely heterosexual way, ofc www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAYh...

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

this f**kin guy

The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band

This was the act that killed that guy from Hogan’s Heroes

Never thought the day would come when I'd admire Majorie Taylor Greene. Still don't think that day will come.

Raleigh hit 60 HR while excelling at a unique defensive position, and nobody is upset that he didn't win the MVP. That's how good Judge is. I'm a Yankee hater but he really is that good

I could not read all of this, it felt like my blood was literally boiling

i am a golden god

Dude loves 80s action movies and yet he seems to've missed Lethal Weapon 2

we've all been here, amirite

the jerk store called. the cost of jerks has doubled due to trumps tariffs

This guy

I find this distraction discourse unhelpful. Trump's video was appalling and significant and should be analyzed and denounced, and part of the work of politics is to turn it into a major controversy in its own right, as a symbol of Trump's autocratic disdain for the people.

That's baseball, Suzyn

ROBIDOUX AND FUNDERBURK

60 percent of republican discourse now is like "why are you talking about nazis? that stuff is so played out and you're an NPC if you think it isn't. it actually threatens my family when you say stuff like this." and the other 40 percent is "hello. I am Hitler."

Sort of incredible that we live in a world where the vice president of the United States is just spewing the sort of horseshit that literal children are traditionally taught is wrong

I'm playing Tears of the Kingdom right now and this post makes me feel seen

(4) Trump and the Republicans don't have an advantage over Democrats because they *better understand heartland Americans.* They have an advantage over Democrats because they created their own universe of propaganda outlets, and then went out and bought all the mainstream outlets. Duh.

baseball posting is unambiguously good for Bluesky. not my thing but we desperately need some lighter topics round these parts

Feel like it’s worth remembering this when anybody says Congress should have voted that trump was disqualified on account of insurrection.

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

The actual finding here is that a huge percentage of the population believes things that are not true. Democrats objectively did not spend significant time on climate change or LGBTQ issues in the last election campaign.

We are in our Empire Strikes Back Era right now, and things look grim, but in the end we are going to win. And our woke Ewok song is going to be even more annoying

10 years ago tonight

your mother looks like Hazel

He’s been celebrating passing a dementia test for five consecutive years. It has become a major life event for him, a pillar of his personality comparable to winning the presidency

I could do it if he only asked me questions about the Beatles. No matter how hard he comes at me, I'm confident I could defend the idea that Rubber Soul is a good album

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