This take is spot on

The Knicks, at least.

President Donald Trump: I Love America Too Much To Attend My Son's Wedding

I will not be discussing That Episode

These two posts appearing side by side on my IG feed says a lot about how our society and politics got the way it is now, and I intentionally say got this way instead of is because the big mistake most people make is assuming that their thoughts are upstream and not downstream of the algorithm.

Watching Trevor Bauer pitch for the Long Island Ducks and feelin kinda weird about it

watched Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

Reverend Joe Butcher wasn't in enough Bond movies, he shoulda been in a whole bunch of them like Jaws or Sheriff JW Pepper

It's true, this happened the last time I went to Flushing

whee

Congratulations to Thomas L. Friedman, whose wish has apparently come true

How is this possible?

The 7 train was packed and I wound up standing like 1 inch from Chris Hansen on the way to Flushing. You better believe I introduced myself and shook his hand

Mets baybee love da Mets

Livia Soprano is writing headlines for the New York Post apparently.

Mel Brooks secretly funding Lynch and Cronenberg's æ 'brilliant but hard to sell' post-debut projects while not taking credit because he wanted audiences to take their work at face value w/o the distraction of "Mel Brooks means funny" is the purest thing that ever happened in the US movie industry

nobody wants to believe this but the source of Trump's electoral power is that some people genuinely think he's a maverick moderate

It's this. Did the Dems make a lot of mistakes? Sure. Was Harris a weaker candidate than we want to admit? Sure, maybe, that's a topic we can discuss Donald Trump won because voters were mad due to systemic economic factors, a generalized sense of Bad Vibes, and a media who wanted him to win.

17 Apr 2026

they should invent a me that has 0 problems

RIP John Sterling youtu.be/HVpjWNfnHww?...

we still bangin, we never lost power

this could be us but u playin

This is what tariffs were always all about for Trump. Not about revenue, trade, domestic manufacturing, GDP - it’s about giving himself the unilateral power to decide economic winners and losers on a case by case basis, with kings and CEOs coming to him asking forbearance..

time, flat circle, things of that nature #lgm

I've seen worse #MetsSky

Singlehandedly ruined my life

mets fandom is a flat circle

Props to @bewilderingly.bsky.social for using "See double?" as the clue for ANTIPOPE in today's New Yorker crossword

When trump supporters commit violent acts - and trump praises them afterwards - it's actually a case of Democratic "rigging". This is true of both Charlottesville and January 6

One of the difficulties that allies of the President find themselves in trying to respond whenever there’s an assassination attempt is that the President is in what Simpsologists call “a real Who Shot Mr. Burns scenario”, that makes quickly ascertaining motive and affiliation difficult

Boy, the concept of eighteen innings of Mets baseball this afternoon sure is threatening

Trump is incapable of processing information. In his manifesto, the shooter specifically states that he is a Christian, and explains how his actions do not violate Jesus's imperative to "turn the other cheek." Trump's got it completely backwards because his brain does not work

Just a reminder that past motives for assassination attempts have included: "because the ghost of William McKinley told me to," "to save the trees" and "to impress Jodie Foster."

Gerald Ford was targeted for assassination twice in 1975, just sayin

bring the pain

Happy 127th birthday to Vladimir Nabokov. I've been working through Ada, or Ardor for a month now and I've understood maybe one-third of it

Love to slam someone's mental capacity while demonstrating that I can't recall their name

What, me worry?

jagger/richards did not write "wild horses", that's clearly a gram parsons song

It was just a few months, but in the first half of 2013 he was as good as any pitcher I've ever seen

This is not yacht rock but it is, without a doubt, the smoothest song ever recorded. Friction coefficient of 0

We're gonna keep comparing trump to Jesus then. Cool

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