ZAPPED HIS ASS

what kind of moron said, “you know what’s the one thing YouTube’s post tab doesn’t need? a block button!”

as the old saying goes: better an insincere act of charity than a sincere act of apathy

I think in retrospect I was basically lucky in that I went insane in 2017, because it kind of feels like everyone hit a Jokerfication point at some point during the Trump era (including and especially the right/Trump supporters, but the left too) & it was good to get it out of the way

if this joke seems nonsensical to you, remember that in the 90’s having a big butt was undesirable

yes. the best move though is to recruit a sibling to help you with your polymath takesmithing. for opsec, figure out where the two of you stand politically, then flip your positions, with your sibling arguing your views and you arguing theirs. in a few years, reveal yourself & run for global hegemon

someone: *tweets something insightful* me: *adds dumbest, lowest quality riff you’ve ever seen in your life* someone: *like and repost* i mean good God, at least you’re the same wavelength as me I guess

lol this was very obviously written by AI and posted by a guy who lives in new jersey

what a great intellectual soirée we have here, folks

hey sexmatters2quakers.bsky.social you go on and on about kindness and empathy Very simple question, is this "kindness and empathy"?

"unthinking machine incites genocide as engagement tactic to hawk an unrelated disposable app nobody cares about created by nobody in particular" is a level of dead internet theory that's hard to put into words

”Nobody cares about your genderless blood cells” ah, yes, my favorite Sephiroth quote

Broadly, I think a lot of people on the left resent profit more than they want people to live well. And I think that's a problem.

all joking aside, here’s a few things to remember from what i’m calling Bojackgate 1: most of these resistlib accounts are probably bots 2: if someone is trying to sell you a shady whatever-the-fuck service, do not take anything they are saying at face value 3: horseshoe theory is real, goddammit

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this letter is FUCKING CRAZY

don’t worry, it happens all the time! why, just the other day, I was trying to copy a pecan pie recipe, and I accidentally posted the 14 Words. what a bother!

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Dr. Eggman could write for Vox but Yglesias could never devote his life to collecting all 7 Chaos Emeralds

war in ukraine: i sleep war on roblox: i wake

comparing yourself in a negative light to a creative peer is a trap. you are lucky enough to exist at the same time as wonderfully artistic, talented people & the internet lets us connect with each other across oceans. we can all create & inspire despite this bitch of a world...

FIFA organizers are enraged as they were led to believe that it's always sunny in Philadelphia

underrated casualty of us living in the Authoritarianism Decade is the concept of "you're allowed to criticize your leaders, even the ones you like and think people should vote for"

haha, you really think this will placate The Mouse? prepare to die, bitch

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i’ve read the article, and 3 is even stupider than it sounds the cats in question were decapitated by foxes, not kids

over-under on “players driven to tears” is 25.5

dig through enough layers of quote-posts and you eventually get to "medical IP is murder," in case you were wondering if the eternal 16-year-olds doing anprim LARPs on this website have gotten a clue yet

report: NASCAR RISING has been renewed for a season three it will exclusively be airing on my old IPod Touch, and you will have to pay me 600 dollars to watch it

add a word, ruin a musician Stone People’s Temple Pilots

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sure the bucks traded away their franchise defining superstar player but they got back a guy jack harlow named a song after, so

this is just to say i have cleaned the algae that was in your pool and which you were probably blaming on Antifa forgive me but it was so easy and you really are the dumbest president i have ever seen in my life Jesus Christ

scientists debate: is there a bigger baby bitch on the internet then Matt Van Swol

SEXY GOAT MOM CORRUPTING YOUR KIDS?

EXCLUSIVE: ANTIFA FLOWER PLANNING WHITE GENOCIDE

okay one more KRIS’S PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIM GODDAMNIT

sorry I’m still in Fox News mode POPE CAUGHT PROMOTING ANTIFA LINKED VIDEOGAME

>to the tune of Corey Hart’s “Never Surrender” NEVER NOT GENDER

it's absolutely amazing that, within his own political movement's deranged psychosexual framework, it would be reasonable & accurate to say "Donald Trump is being cucked by algae"

the abductor’s name? you guessed it, Frank Stallone

see for yourself, a great tragedy