Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac. If Da Pope didn't exist, it would've been nevessary for Rancid to invent him. You know, later.

I can’t wait to make sure Josh Shapiro is never president Philly won’t forget you threw us under the bus for your political aspirations, dickhead

Sanchez threw 14.1 more innings in the same number of starts, which had him .1 behind in fWAR, .3 ahead in bWAR, and 1.2 ahead by WARP. Sanchez also pitched in high leverage down the stretch. By advanced metrics, Sanchez was the deserving winner, but that wasn’t the narrative

Good. He SHOULD be frustrated. He's being criminally underutilized, it's crazy, and like I've been saying I want Patullo's head on a platter.

WFTer people confused, distraught, in denial...

Somebody want to tell the Packers not to feel bad for losing to us all the time? Could happen to anybody.

Well, the other guy's irrelevant. So Cris was the best pitcher who mattered.

Shapiro is an ass. National types need to stop trying to make him happen.

Hell yeah.

I'm deep breathing my way thru this information.

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

Honestly how are pharma companies not allowed to sue these people into the ground. I'm really asking.

Yep. No word of a lie.

I was looking up an old Logan O'Hoppe ranking write up for reference and I reread my pre 2022 Bryson Stott ranking, and I feel comfortable knowing I will never write something this spot on ever again. It is a good place to be mid writing this year's list.

I'm confused. It's already Eagles?

The French are gonna go to Geno's, and shrug.

Now… what you should know in the face of all of this is…. A man who is historically known to not stop talking… Hasn’t said a word

🎵Mace, the same old pimp. You know ain't nothin' changed but my limp Can't stop 'til I see my name on a blimp...🎵

Various Democratic Senators volunteering to traffic children as a demonstration of good faith and bioartisanship, while lecturing the base about the need to stop alienating Middle America.

The sort of micromanager headcase who cares so much about this will never be able to make big decisions well.

It's a pattern.

And they will lecture us about morality the whole time.

Oh, come ON!!

Three stars for Dylan in M Lot, or we bomb France again. (Lauren gets a star for her baking, but cool people already know.)

Cunts.

I HAVE BEEN YELLING ABOUT THIS!!! ain't the free market gonna free market?

It's so weird!! I genuinely want to know why this is a thing.

Edith Wharton was so alpha, bro. Thomas Mann. All about alpineering.

it just hit me that AI bros like AI because it sandblasts all nuance and meaning to art so they can never feel stupid for not getting it

when you don't how the difference between history and a d*ck measuring contest

I've got this too. Sign of the times that new wonderful things feel dreadful. As opposed to simply exciting.

I dunno. John, Paul, George and Ringo were all cool. John was probably the closest to a dork? Led Zep was three cool people and John Paul Jones, a certified dork. Do they stay together if Bonham doesn't die? AC/DC was several dorks and Bon Scott. Think they needed a cool guy in Brian Johnson.

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exhuming mary wollstonecraft shelley to take her to task for her failures of feminism

Northern Lights, bitches!!!

Couldn't even beat that lousy Washington team last year. Sounds like he was just as happy to stay home.

What the *fuck*

There was a gun from a Rhode Island battery at the Battle of Gettysburg that got a cannonball stuck in the muzzle as tge crew tried to load it. For years, they had it at the RI state house. Wasn't until 1962 that it finally occurred to somebody that they should get the gunpowder out.

yeth.

🎵Our love was like the water That splashes on a stone Our love is like our music It's here, and then it's gone. So take me to the airport And put me on a plane I got no expectations To pass through here again...🎵

We're just about there!

Somebody needs to explain to non-sports people that they are uncultured.

I have never felt more insulted in my life. Do not *ever* compare my beautiful homeland to your shithole.

I'm still annoyed about this, yes.

thassright.

My longstanding take that twangy Nashville shit all sounds the same has taken a strange, dark turn.

When you get to the part about how "you must put [the enemy] in a situation that is even more unpleasant than the sacrifice you call on him to make." That's so fucking deep, Carl.

Sirianni reads Clausewitz on the toilet. Just like me.

When she lets you cook while she's doing lest pleasant, more-important things, but she's willing to humor you: