*sad trombone* the Philadelphia Phillies

atención!

Circus music playing behind those two almost crashing into each other

Biked from Fishtown, along spring garden, to the Schuylkill River trail, back along pine, and back up Delaware Ave with my dad today … and my boyfriend just had to listen to a 15 minute rant about everything wrong with cycling in the city. I don’t think I stopped to take a breath 😂

The Phanatic wearing the city connect jersey is a crime against humanity

Rhyssssss 🥺🥺

Made cheesesteaks for the crew

We can either have men or the internet, but we can’t have both

why do all Gen X dudes reminisce about sucking on garden hoses. who gives a shit you damn ape

The fancy seats have fancy treats

Oh lawd it coming

Delighted to be sitting in HOF club tonight while the rest of the peasants sweat in their concourses

Going to vote before it gets worse out there

Just read Jason Derulo is throwing out the first pitch tonight lol?

The Phillies, man. They’re fun, I’m having fun, I hope everyone is having fun!

I thought when I was scrolling and just saw the top part that this was a pic of the stuck Bluesky app loading screen from earlier I should log back off

Did anyone touch grass…?

I don’t see a problem with doubling your protein

I wonder if the Angel Stadium rats and possums are having a turf war

Ben Davis

Wheeler had 69 strikes… nice

Like the MLBTV blackout for ten seconds there so we could just listen to “Golden”

LIGHT HIM THE F UP HARPER

Skenes must feel like he served in Afghanistan at this point with that olive green Armed Forces Day hat

They just don’t make pop punk bops like they used to smh

Ozuna should get his ass kicked in every possible way, for karma purposes

Sadly, still ACAB

Wheeler, baby, soak it all up. Your turn next

Go, Cris, go!

Queens international food tour stop 1: Bangladesh 🇧🇩

I’m in New York, causing misfortune to the Mets

The Phillies.

You really can’t let a DUI guy hit a homerun off of you. You should not tolerate that level of disrespect for yourself

Cars 👎 Philly 👍

You can, however, simulate throwing Ken Rosenthal off the cliff like we all did with Mario and the baby penguin in Super Mario 64

That Hillary Duff SI swimsuit shoot got me motivated push to the 15 pound dumbbells (PR) for bicep curls

Enjoying all the “handsome men at the boy zoo” discussions on the skyline this morning, happy friday

Lead singer of the Wonder Years wearing a Rilo Kiley shirt, this is SO important to me

I fear she is correct

VERY GOOD JOB KYLE

Muttering “risp, risp, risp, risp” under my breath as all the neighborhood cats descend on me

back door (dickhead) breaking ball

Muttering “risp, risp, risp, risp” under my breath as all the neighborhood cats descend on me

Light him up, Sosa. I feel nothing.

It was time to update the pfp, shake the cursed vibes, and shift completely into himbo team mode

Woke 2: 2Fast2Woke

I like that Boston had a tea advertisement, we should do something cool like that again — I don’t think I’m being represented by Fetterman anyways

Personally, if I were choosing to stay on the Nazi Town Square, I would simply not be dragged to the right. It’s almost as if they want the excuse!

I love going into Panera, it’s like stepping back into 2006. They even use Pepsi products here for authenticity

I fear I’ll be dropping some cash in the SEPTA shop