"The Penguins are doomed. They can just pick which end of the state they want to be buried." DAMN RIGHT AL!!!

Porter Martone is a gangster lmao step off

3-0!!!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Jesus fuck with these fucking calls.

pull the beaks off with pliers

lmao eat shit, Pittsburgh

Vladdy, be ok!

I think Taijuan Walker is a nice guy. I also think that he should never again throw another pitch for my beloved baseball team. Thanks.

You know that wasn’t a real cross check because Crosby didn’t fall down like he got cattle prodded.

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bryan Rust, I will eat your face

I would be so embarrassed if the captain of my hockey team dove like that.

lmao Sidney Crosby is such a messy little bitch.

Geno Malkin looks like John Fetterman on skates.

Flyers, let’s go. Pens, fuck you.

An extreme fear of flight. Flyers vs Penguins tonight in PHILADELPHIA Based on Saul Bass’s poster for Alfred Hitchcock’s ‘Vertigo’

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

After countless hours troubleshooting, I have finally solved a very complex* problem. *it was firewall, stupid

Flyers were destined to go on a playoff heater after this happened

Penguins stars down 2-0

Flyers last 6 games: 22 goals Phillies last 6 games: 10 runs

Crosby has 3 different rivers he can walk into 🥰

This is the energy the Flyers have in this series against the Pens and I love it

Rick Tocchet planning strategy at second intermission with his team up two goals and a chance to go up 2-0 in the series

Fuck Malkin, dirty ass ogre

Have the Flyers ever had a guy who could do that

HOLY SHIT OWEN TIPPETT

If you told me last summer that PORTERRRR MARTONEEEE would be scoring crucial goals against the Pens in the playoffs this year, I would have slapped you in the face.

MARTYYYYY

TK chirps Malkin, scores a hatty, marries your mom.

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

These corporate Kabletown fucks have our man Krukker in a suit smdh

The Phillies are on Sunday Night Baseball (threatening)

Poll: Is your baseball team good rn? Like for no. Repost for no. Reply for no.

The spice to steal home ice.

PORTER. MARTONE.

We burgled home ice. Go Flyers.

PORTERRRRR MARTONNNNEEEEEE

SANNYYYYYYYYYY

Geno Malkin looks like John Fetterman on skates.

Gross, fucking Russian Shrek

Pens fans are not booing thats just the noise they make when they give each other handjobs