shit's so bad that i'm purposely burying myself in extra work as distraction. sure, i'll take that on, too. pile away.

This is the dynamic across most of America: Liberal cities generate revenue, which state governments then transfer to benefit conservative rural areas, whose residents despite city-dwellers and consistently vote to harm them. But politicians endlessly pander to rural voters and demonize cities.

No no — tyranny is when you have to have health insurance, not when I send a rogue paramilitary force into your city to gas protesters

🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”

i don't believe in god, but if i did, she'd be hearing my prayers BEGGING her to make it happen today.

This is gonna sound harsh but you gotta stop talking to these hicks out in bumfuck towns. I know these people. They know less than nothing, it all comes from newsmax and facebook. They live in a fantasy world and everything they have is because of the cities they hate. They aren’t real Americans.

Fine to laugh at the idea of putting QR codes on ICE goons for being stupid, which it is, but the conceptual place it comes from is that the people who are being brutalized by ICE are the ones responsible for reigning in and holding accountable a rogue federal agency. Worthless

Ranger Suárez closing out Game 5 of the 2022 NLCS. Bedlam at the Bank™️ might not be a thing without Ranger’s 2-pitch save.

Love you Ranger. BRING ME BICHETTE.

nazi guys cureent triumphalism basically boils down to "one of the stupidest most out of touch perverts in history is normalizing my beliefs"

yep, that's me. successfully scanning this stormtrooper's QR code with my phone and confirming their name while they bash my face into the back of my skull. helpful!

this house near our neighborhood has had the dumbest billboard of our fat wet president throwing it back to jesus on the front of their property for like the last two years. well, someone finally had enough and ripped a hole in wet's face with the caption "i love f*cking kids" holy shit lmao

None of these people should be able to work in our industry again

*grateful italian noises*

Maybe Kevin Patullo and Nick Sirianni are a bonded pair and can't be adopted out separately so it's just taking some time to find a suitable place to rehouse them?

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

Trying to live my life so that when I die it’s a “pour one out for a real one” scenario over a “rest in piss” situation

come on rule of threes

we'll all be so much better off when this entire generation of got theirs boomer pervs die and leave us behind to rot in their husk of filth.

did it happen yet? (multiple things, we can walk and chew gum)

If this is indeed Aaron Rodgers's last game, I'm happy that I at least got to see one of the best quarterbacks to ever play go out scoring 14 points for the wrong team like a fucking bitch like he deserves

I feel bad for Aaron Rodgers* *is what I would say to signal to my family I have been kidnapped.

aaron rodgers is an incredible athlete, an all-time great quarterback who has performed in the upper echelons of the sport over a long and storied career, but I don’t like him and I want bad things to happen to him

That man has a(n estranged) family

Aaron Rodgers getting his dick kicked in pleases me.

They expect us to hold their hurt feelings as more pressing than our very lives. They’re not unclear about Ross killing Good. They’re trying to “but technically” their way into publicly saying she deserved to die like that.

🏒🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Ok, The Flyers, these guys embarrassed your asses on Saturday night. Let’s show a little more PRIDE tonight and get the two points.

This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.

what is the war on protein? depends on who you ask baseball-reference war on protein: 1.6 fangraphs war on protein: 2.4 baseball prospectus war on protein: 0.9

I see this take around from time to time and totally disagree. ICE just murdered a woman standing up to them. No Kings is among the largest protests in history. The complacency is coming from elites in media, business, universities, and the Democratic leadership

You can say Merry Protein again

The Phillies signing Bo Bichette today and jettisoning J6T would fix me.

i hate that this motherfucker made me crudely do this shit, but it has to be reiterated because i woke up mad as hell

Fire everyone. Fire their mom. Fire their brother in law.

straight up not having a good time

Ok, trust in Goedert. Got it.

Jalen. Ignore all play calls coming in and just ball out. You know more than them.

brock purdy

Tom Brady, the king of getting soft roughing the passer calls, doesn’t like that roughing the passer call.

Tonges? Teenjus?

Release the Patullo Files.

i am currently unwell

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they say a picture is worth a thousand words. in this case the words are "get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get f ... (1/3)

THAT’S A FUMBLE, HALF OVER

Goedert the red zone gawd