The Trea Turner be normal challenge

Derek Hill just casually making the catch of the year.

The Phillies are the first team in MLB history to hit a go-ahead HR in the ninth inning of three consecutive games !!! h/t @EliasSports

Our late comeback kings. Go Phillies.

BRYCE HARPER IS FOREVER ELITE

Onion Ring with the real onion and not the mush 🤌

MONEY MABREY THE CHEF

The Monterey Bay Aquarium PROUDly presents “Otter This World,” written and performed by Monét X Change with special guest Trinity the Tuck.

More like Big Bad First Pitch

At least Nola is consistent…ly giving up first inning home runs.

Technically, they’re Remains now.

talkin about the fightins

lol even Trea has two hits in this inning

god i love baseball

BITCHES LOVE 5 RBIs

Nationals getting thrown in the algae pool lmao

STOTTY WITH THE HOTTY BODY

Brandon Marsh, you wet bandit.

Not ideal, onion ring.

JT6 gets a pardon! Phillies take the lead!

Coming from the bullpen, it’s Nationals reliever Dicky Lovelady.

Everyone stop and look at Ted’s new gay ass dinosaur collar right now.

this is so insane

Bryce back-to-back cycle watch 👀

Again, Bryce Harper.

I have so many photos of James Gandolfini that my phone thinks he's my dad

Happy Father’s Day to Bryce Harper and Kyle Schwarber who completely sonned the Mets last night.

The @notphillies.bsky.social tonight 😮‍💨 Bryce Harper: hit for the cycle by the 5th inning Kyle Schwarber: crushed three home runs (two in one inning!) Cristopher Sánchez: lowered his season ERA to 1.80

Bryce Harper is the 7th player in the expansion era (1961) with a cycle within the first 5 innings of a game, joining: 8/3/2015 Adrian Beltre 10/2/2009 B.J. Upton 6/18/2000 Mike Lansing (1st 4) 8/25/1995 Gregg Jefferies 4/22/1980 Ivan DeJesus 7/8/1970 Jim Ray Hart @EliasSports

just saw latrice @stephg.bsky.social

That was classic Bryce Harper. Glimpse of the Showman.

Bryce Harper hit for the cycle in five innings tonight. He wanted it very, very badly out of the box. He raised his arms to the sky from third base.

HOLY SHIT, HARPER CYCLED

lmao fuck the mets

Phillies said Happy Pride

Bryce.

<daniel plainview voice> I’m a boob man, ladies and gentlemen

New app: do you want to enable notifications? Me: I don't even want to have this phone

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

We borrowed my father in law’s truck to do work in our house and I’m humbled by this man’s carabiner. My lesbian ass needs to step my game up.

I watch as many WNBA games as I can, and I love it, but why’s it always gotta be the damn Fever? (I know why)

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Aaron Nola, I swear to god

well a lot of your fans would like to watch ball without being reminded that people view them as subhuman

Some days, you wake up and the violence chooses you (I have to sit through our all department meeting in 25 minutes)

Cliff Lee and Roy Halladay were sent back to the minors. It happens They're outliers of course, because most pitchers will fail.

Andrew Painter, you need some time to cook.