Unrivaled rules, bring it to Philly full time.

Delco’s own T. Cloud ✌️

Kelsey Plum is cold bloooooded.

Ok, so Rojas and Kepler were juicing in 2025 and still sucked. Got it.

Unfortunately one of the funniest things he has ever said

Some people can rock the full womb broom and some cannot. Tanner Banks is very much a dude who can imo.

Ok, the Colonial Phanatic bobble is awesome, but only for kids? Why do those little pissants get everything?

Hello, Andrew Painter.

They all look like buttholes to some degree

Rhyne Howard !!! Unrivaled is so damn fun.

🎼 Shia LaBeouf keeps annoying us, “Piazza won’t you sign?” Piazza, New York catcher, are you a bitch or a nice guy? 🎶

yooooo, what if jesus already came back but their bombs killed him again in gaza?

The world is on fire, but so is Justin Crawford!

they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together

“The forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.”

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

Chicken cheesesteak, because I’m watching my figure.

Friday beers

“Fuck that guy!”

sorry not reading that. I hope you rot in hell

“You can find perfectly suitable meats along the shoulders of many American roads and highways. It’s just there, you can have it if you want to. Don’t limit yourself.”

The middle of the rotation Aaron Nola-to-Taijuan Walker may shorten my life this season, remains to be seen.

MICHKOV 💀

Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media. Off the top of my head: www.thehandbasket.co 404media.co www.garbageday.email Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.

They millennial grayed the Phillies Father’s Day hat.

“I really enjoy watching baseball players that have consistently hit a baseball in the last few seasons. Their skills are still intact. They succeed for you from a physical standpoint, but there’s also a lot of emotional relatability there because they’re still good and likable.”

what an insufferable little shit on Jeopardy tonight. way to blow it all with your hubris of the daily double, dork!

Ready to enjoy watching some of the Canadian and European men play the game of hockey. Go some of the Flyers.

This is the lede of every outta town writer when their team plays the Eagles.

I would like the Phanatic to fire a hot dog directly at my face right now. Thanks.

Better alternatives to watching the SOTU: -express your dog’s anal glands -watch all eps of the chevy chase show -get a pap smear from an old, male doctor

Going to the White House isn't political, says the guy who let the FBIs very own Make A Wish kid chug a beer with them in the locker room while the President called on speakerphone to shit on the Women's Team

Masterful Troll, TCM.

every time you kiss it, a secret bomb drops on cambodia

<frodo voice> the shoveling. it’s over. it’s done.

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

in public, the men's hockey team has been supportive of the women's team, going to games, cheering them on, saying they were inspired by the OT golden goal must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you

so what, no fuckin curling now?

Yes, I’ve seen the ratfuck FBI director partying with the hockey boys. And yes, I heard them laugh at the women’s team with our fat, wet president. Cis straight men never take long to remind you how much they suck.

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

The masculine urge to call Kyle Schwarber “Daddy.”

Watching Kyle Schwarber absolutely murder a baseball and its family soothes the soul.

TW: Rube jump scare on the Phillies broadcast.