Normally love seeing Parker take an L, but good lord this fucking sucks. These companies are evil and they're laughing at us.

Air to Ground Message: WHO WON THE KNICKS GAME Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Airbus A321neo A: #afa2f83c07b F: #fc7ef95d1a9

Fyi to those unfamiliar with the history: “your sex life makes you too vulnerable to blackmail and so we must ban you from government work” is what we did to queer people in America throughout most of the 20th century

i should have been training for pride. there's so many interesting events i want to go to but i also want to go home and lie flat after a busy shitty day at work. the two wolves inside me

Cristopher Sánchez's scoreless streak ends at 50 2/3 innings and what followed has to be the longest ovation ever for a Phillies pitcher who just allowed a run. More than a minute long.

With six more zeroes, Cristopher Sánchez has done something only five men in the history of Major League Baseball have accomplished -- a 50-inning scoreless streak. He's at 50 2/3 innings. He is not done yet tonight.

The funniest thing about tonight is watching these two offenses, two of the worst in baseball, and thinking how Nick Castellanos isn't good enough to be on either one of them.

the thing about having random broken clocks around the house is that sometimes i will jostle one and it will start up and then twenty minutes later, a haunting twelve broken clangs will ring out from the kitchen island

The craziest part of being alive is that The Magic School Bus could be in you right now

the fuck what now futurism.com/science-ener...

what judge would convict me for punching the drunk guy behind me at the phillies game

@bruceshark.bsky.social you're crafty today

I feel like this applies to me

this is what 2026 is missing. we need a "losing betsy ross' bones & just stealing two nearby skeletons" level of nonsense for the upcoming summer

The reason is if you put the actual answer in you get thrown in the back of a van

my wife's book on a real and fascinating gender-nonconforming person in the gilded age is up for preorder! with high praise from the great @hughryan.bsky.social and Emily Skidmore. Lots of other good offerings by university of mn press as well. www.upress.umn.edu/978151791584...

im in barcelona rn and every time i meet someone new i think “this person has never heard of the rav4th inning”

Imagine being the person who cut both Taxi Driver and Star Wars, two of the best edited films ever made! Her brilliant career feels infuriatingly brief, cut short by the stress of working with one of the most difficult friend groups in Hollywood history.

She is made of but cardboard, so her time on this mortal coil will be brief, but I hope she entertains and educates many during her stay. Wish her luck, everyone. 🫡

according to my sister, my mother was going through my drawers looking for sheets and kept mumbling, "Oh my god. It's all books. Every drawer is just books" and i am now making an ikea order for another bookshelf

"i'm not rooting for the players OR the owners, i'm rooting for the fans." ok so actually the fans have nothing to do with this. this is a labor contract dispute. please grow up

me when they updated the animorphs books to have faster internet instead of dial-up :(((

Spent 20 minutes this morning sitting with my 12yo and asking the new Google search questions about Pokémon. After laughing at all the bullshit and wrong answers, we had a serious discussion about the power of his human brain and the necessity of using trusted sources like Bulbapedia.

i keep thinking how the bobby darin broadway show has one guy whose job it is to yell YEAH BOBBY at different points during the performance and they should let me do it because it seems fun

this is what AI took from you

IT FINALLY HAPPENED. I GOT SEATED WITH A BUNCH OF CONNECTICUT RETIREES FOR A BROADWAY MATINEE & THE ONE GUY INTRODUCED HIMSELF & HE SAID HE LIKED MY NAME & I SAID THANKS I PICKED IT OUT MYSELF

message that comes up when you want to close mobydick.exe

People don't long for "inconvenience." They long for permanence. And though streaming services may be convenient, people are waking up to the fact that we are paying rent-seeking middle men month after month for things we will never actually own.

i laughed far too hard at this. someone come to the brandywine museum with me now that the studios are open

philadelphia sports comics

Sometimes biologists will discover some remote mountain lake, fed by snowmelt & unconnected from any river system. And it will be teeming with fish. Of multiple species. The next question is, obviously: how did they GET there? And the answer, we think, is "duck poop."

It’s so we know how to tag it on AO3

lurking?? she LIVES there?? nautilus, you are the one who was lurking!!

The paper in question: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

shronk

the hungry observatory

shire?? baggINS??? but that would lead them HERE

happy memorial day to the most american thing i have ever seen: this lowe's used one of their veteran parking spaces to make a memorial so now no one can park there

because I know y’all can’t click and read

hey re: world historic events, just let me know if somethin changes. i'm not interested in stuff that almost happened or whatever. im busy

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

This is such a misunderstanding of why writers, artists, and designers do research to begin with, which is to find something unexpected, not capture the average or find reference for the default. And, as always, the biggest misapprehension: We don’t want to NOT do this part. It’s fun to learn shit

miss marple not showing up until 76% of the way through her third book in the series is WILD. they should have just let agatha christie write mysteries without a title character. she didnt need them!

tim curry keeping up the bit twenty years after the fact by writing in his memoir that he and miss piggy had an affair during the filming of muppet treasure island is just so good and funny

Welcome to Shrimp City! Teach your friends about a variety of crustaceans with this helpful visual aid - and set the record straight... bugs is shrimp. Shrimp is not bugs These shirts are designed by @the666cat.bsky.social & printed in Philly! Get one at SquidFacts.net (pls RT!)

The goal for this summer is to sell enough shrimp shirts that I can fund a series of 3 insect themed mini-murals in Philly. The current plan is to put a lightning bug on a barber shop across from a cemetery, moths on a shed in a busy south Philly park, and beetles in a third location. RTs help!