"There's still plenty of time left..." - sports announcer when there either is or is not plenty of time left

Yes we absolutely can

every email from the person who runs my lighthouse reads like a letter from 1845. the snow finally melted. ash wednesday just passed. i'm worried about the government. the pizza parlor is open.

Congratulations to the USA Women’s Hockey Team (not you, Britta Curl-Salemme, fuck you)

I’m so happy for the U.S. women and so crushed for the a Canadian women. What a great game. EVERYONE WATCH THE PWHL NOW AND YOU CAN KEEP WATCHING ALL THESE PLAYERS GO AT IT!

what if i vibrate right through the walls. what then

NOTED AMERICAN LESBIAN HILARY KNIGHT TIES IT UP

But we've had to listen to several mentions of Kendall Coyne's athlete husband all tournament and endure cuts to interviews with the Tkachuk bros. No homos allowed.

okay the funny thing about asking people to keep an eye out for gluten-free cheez-its is that now that they are starting to become more wildly available, i will be simply swimming in boxes for years to come. and that's MY fault. i brought that upon myself

Ngl as a former "college trans athlete" its so fucking tiring to hear other queer people saying shit like "who even cares about sports anyway" MOTHERFUCKER THAT WAS PAYING FOR MY COLLEGE

Scientists have captured footage of a sleeper shark farther south than ever before, suggesting this Antarctic ocean is not shark-free

My students starting singing “We’re all in this together” when they realized Ramadan and Lent are at the same time this year. 🤣😩

how do i have a bunch of separate get well cards for various trans surgeries but none for when i just need a regular old get well card for a sick cis person lol

ive never seen anything like it. so bizarre

given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports

"Oh Cole? Yeah, Cole's cool but they are convinced that there's a parallel universe where the Muppet Show is still running, but SNL went off the air in 1981. Swears there was a shift between seasons four & five and Gonzo's commentary on Reagan got Carter elected again."

muppet thoughts flow through me like a stop-motion river made of felt

the amount of people who wished me a happy 30th anniversary of the muppet treasure island movie is...embarrassing. you get fixated on a single movie for eight months and no one fucking forgets it

brb digging out my dvd of newsies

Tyrese Maxey on why the young gun USA Stars won the All-Star Game: "We won because we young and turnt."

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

📸: Fabrice Coffrini / AFP / Getty (not a criticism. poster did credit the photographer it in the alt text)

I did a close reading of the MLB rulebook and my conclusion is that while the manager must be a human being, the players can be of any species. There's zero chance you could get a dog on a roster under the current CBA but if you did, he could play

sometimes i think that i've solved an agatha christie novel & then hercule poirot is like "well she was a jail warden thirty years ago & the murderer used to be one of her prisoners" or "actually, she has the same name as her cousin and the cousin did it." like damn why do i even try

never thought i would fight side by side with a mets fan etc etc

withholding DHS funding is such a weak ass idea - like the people are in the camps NOW. they NEED to be freed

the michener museum getting an eric carle exhibit. yeah, i'll drive out to doylestown. twist my fucking arm

me directly calling out acme

big "go girl, give us nothing" energy over here

This quote from Gelb’s story should be on the City Connects or the flag or the birth certificate of every baby born in Philadelphia

into to the delaware?? to contaminate the water supply??

the ones in front of james dobson look like someone left tall mountains of asphalt in front of the school 6abc.com/post/philade...

I don’t think we should allow the secret police to round people up and sort them by race

sixers, just because the olympics are on doesn't mean i don'T SEE YOU

i know it's normally the running joke but this recipe i read did just start with "as you all know, i gave up on online dating a few months ago." ma'am, i am trying to make cookies

i would love to know less about everyone

Pitchers and catchers, everybody. Let’s get after it today.

Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video

where ICE is going next: a school near you! www.wired.com/story/ice-ex...

ICE stole some people from a family outside Philly today TW www.nbcphiladelphia.com/video/news/l...

WELL SINCE YOU ASK Mary Louise Adams wrote a sidebar about gender in bobsled in her book about gender in skating (Artistic Impressions, a book i love a lot)

me, forgot luge existed for the last four years: britcher, get your head in the game!!

imagining the little drones trying their best to follow all the olympic athletes down the luge ramp screaming like r2-d2

Everyone celebrating or encouraging athletes in men’s sports for coming out post-Heated Rivalry need to understand the context the show exists in. This soccer ref went viral for proposing to his fiancé on the pitch & then they were assaulted in their home after receiving threats.