My amazing wife cooked us a ridiculous roast pork loin out of an indigenous American cook book (because she's her, duh). And the best mashed potatoes in the world. I am thankful.

Is Ted Wheeler a dick? Yes. Would I be fucking pissed if I asked for bacon and the plate was passed to me empty? Also yes.

Nice to see that Stranger Things learned absolutely nothing from the "digitally de-age an actor and put their face on a smaller body" fiasco.

It's so pretty!

I would commit unholy acts to get a proper Squirrel Girl project into this world.

Enjoying a trip to my local townie bar for reasons. Can't help but overhear several young people expressing their dismay at finding out an acquaintance of theirs was 38 years old and how really really old he was. Just ordered a shot to go with this beer before I crumble into dust.

OH DIP! MY TMNT RPG BOOK WAS JUST DELIVERED! It was the very first TTRPG I ever played as a wee nerd in the 80s. This is a reprint of the original game with new art with full participation from Eastman & Laird.

I choose to believe that the British PM Rory Kinnear plays in The Diplomat is the same one he played in the first episode of Black Mirror.

I guess the Rav 3rd quarter started early tonight, huh?

Sports were a mistake

Well fuck

Man, ain't nobody happy with Lukic tonight

“Fire Kevin Patullo.”

Fuck this ref

Fuckbeans

I will not actually be watching the Birds today, but listening to Merrill and Mike from the Tailgater's Paradise on the Delaware: Lot A of Subaru Park! #DOOP

i know people complain about paywalls but i recently gave the inquirer $1USD for 6 months which is cheaper than buying one paper at the coffee shop

I'm the man in the box, buried in my shit Won't you come & save me, save me? Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut? Jesus Christ, deny your maker He who tries, will be wasted Feed my eyes, now you've sewn them shut I'm the dog who gets beat, shove my nose in shit Won't you come & save me, save me?

I feel compelled to point out that the NWSL has done Decision Day (Nov. 2), quarterfinals (Nov. 7-9), semis (Nov. 15-16) and its championship game (Nov. 22) in the time between the Philadelphia Union's last two games (Nov. 1 to Nov. 23)

doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre

This is the best thing.

Did a thing today

Yes I did. I suddenly remember the smell.

Fucking Scotland, man. (Complimentary)

am I way to the left of everyone else if I say I don't think sitting senators, congresspeople, governors, judges, or justices should be allowed to get publishing contracts like these

Finding yourself in a position where working "only" 10 hours in a day feels like a relief is... not ideal.

Not gonna lie, Laurel was a Top 5 all time dining experience for me when we went there. (Several years ago. In their old location. When they still did a chef's menu)

BG rocking one of the best hats I’ve ever seen

The greatest lie the 80s told young computer users is that programming would be as magical an experience as the programming textbooks of the 80s promised.

Did #12 just whiff on an attempted RKO to Barkley?

When Adoree Jackson makes a great 3rd down stop

Need six here

Weak sauce, ref.

Ahem

AJ stopped running

What's the team record for turnover on downs?

Right. Sure. OK.

Welp. It was probably time for bed anyways.

This one hurts. Because it's true.

A FIRST DOWN? IN THIS ECONOMY?

Michael Clay, Vic Fangio, Kevin Patullo

Can't wait to see how they 3 and out this one.