An insane, perfect encapsulation of it all: The same day Trump’s agents kill a Veterans Affairs ICU nurse in broad daylight, the CEOs of Apple and Amazon join Trump to watch a private screening of a film about his wife directed by an alleged sexual abuser who was seen shirtless in the Epstein Files

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

Ohio State is like rehab for bad NFL coaches

Barber: they keep saying it's going to snow tomorrow but I don't think so, I just saw on TV that it's all the way down in Texas instead Me:

‘They just tased Ryan‘ is without a doubt the greatest call an announcer has made since do you believe in Miracles

Knight checking in this morning with a new Wisconet record for lowest temperature at -41°!

Shoutout to @denizselman33.bsky.social who reminded everyone that Shane Steichen and Kellen Moore both got fired after coaching Justin Herbert and head coaching jobs after coaching Jalen Hurts

I like the idea of giving Philly bulletin board material right before ICE is gonna show up

I am being censored unfairly

How did it come to this? I guess I just had a failure of imagination but I could have never guessed that we'd ever stoop this low.

There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland. If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.

Another proud day for America.

Looks like I'll need to reach my inlaws via fax

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index

The internet: It's 2016 again! The atmosphere: Bet.

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens, two of the greatest players in history, can't get in because they cheated the wrong way. Carlos Beltran can because he cheated the right way I guess?

This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again. www.nature.com/immersive/d4...

school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history

Did he know?

Doink from SkyCam

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

Watching college football

Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts

Did I dream Indiana running roughshod through every major program it faced? I mean, I suppose that's possible that I dreamed it, because it's really weird that it happened!

We can all see that Mendoza is going to lead the early 2040s MAGA relaunch as a Florida congressman, but part of me will root for IU solely b/c it’d be funny that their closest game of the season would be a miracle last-second TD catch to beat 3-5 Penn State playing with a backup QB and interim HC.

This shot from NFL Films is unbelievable

The Eagles did both of these things but it turns out there's a third thing which is "don't have a bozo offensive coordinator"

if Bill Belichick had just let them pay him money to go on TV for one more year he could've gotten at least 3 of these jobs to fight over him and instead he is going to spend the next 11 months trying to squeeze 6 wins out of the largest collection of 3-star recruits ever assembled

McDermott and Harbaugh being fired and Tomlin stepping down makes the Bengals keeping Zac Taylor around even funnier

thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv

getting videos like this in my mentions? Bluesky has finally arrived

Meanwhile let's check in with Harrison Mevis after the game winning field goal! WHAT????

Kevin Harlan the absolute 🐐 Williams to Kmet from Westwood One

Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing

Every Caleb Williams play

Shit maybe the pope is right?!?

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

God bless BDN

Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military

Lol nice hat

Looking at this picture and expecting to get a quick puff of air directed at my eye

The feeling when Rodgers calls you up and says he’s ready to play in 2026

Jarrett Stidham hearing the news: