Me paying $4.50 a gallon like an idiot

this is the exact free throw Patrick Ewing takes in Space Jam after the Monstars take his talent

They gave him an award and called him an environmental activist lmaooo

mission accomplished brother

I'm no religious scholar but I'm fairly sure this sort of thing is typically frowned upon

Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again

Don’t be mad at the Flyers i don’t think that’s the play. We had fun drank some week day beers and made Sid Crosby take his first diving penalty in 20 years. This is all good.

Me explaining to my daughter that the Hurricanes coach was a player on the Flyers when I was her age

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

Where is my Pulitzer @pablo.show

it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad

"Daryl, do you think trading Jared McCain was a good move?"

This is probably going to go up there as one of the most pronounced success stories in WoFS guidance history. We’re talking 3+ of lead time with this LLUH signal, and it was rather consistent in subsequent forecasts. It did its job falling right into the watch-to-warning time scale.

But what if the ballroom is haunted?

rip ted turner, he taught me it was ok to watch the shawshank redemption every rainy saturday afternoon

Well, shit, I guess it WAS that simple

sorry just getting around to the clip of this guy, who is acting like if a dog became a human right before this TV appearance and is trying to not let on that he's really a dog

Add him to the Philly news interview pantheon

It gets weirder by the day. Here, a health secretary whose policies directly undermine children's health rambles on about physical fitness for military service in front of a POTUS who got exempted as unfit and now appears to be virtually catatonic.

thinking about this again, as I often do

Star Wars rankings: 1. Empire Strikes Back 2. Andor 3. This video that replaces Darth Vader's A New Hope dialogue with other James Earl Jones movies www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0r...

We are in trouble

There should be a legal requirement that if you're making a thing it's only allowed to have three movies. No additional sequels, no prequels, no spinoffs, no streaming series, you get three movies to tell the story and then it's done forever.

ok yeah that’s pretty good comedic timing from the robot

he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping

Canes fan had a sign that says "Gritty lives in a trashcan and doesn't know his ABCs." I... honestly think most Flyers fans would agree with that. They just wouldn't see it as a bad thing.

I knew the Sixers would win bc Joel Embiid's statline played the song

if you strike me down, i shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine at occasionally giving luke hints

Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796

After too many mojitos

15 years ago today, Kate and William killed Osama Bin Laden at their wedding.

Huge 24 hours for the Onion

The Balcony, by Édouard Manet, 1868-69, 📸 by Sarah Stier

Breaking Bad Seinfeld Arrested Development The Simpsons The West Wing Curb Your Enthusiasm Parks and Recreation The Office Better Call Saul The Good Place 30 Rock Veep Shrinking Community Brooklyn 99

The immediate BlueAnon urge to read secret false-flag narratives into the WHCD this week was especially frustrating because—borrowed ideas like Project 2025 aside—these guys don't have a plan for what happens out in the open.

"the type of dude who sits peeing down"

Weapons (2025)

finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

Mank and Grogu

Was listening to the Rewatchables podcast about Ghostbusters the other day and they were talking about the costume being uncomfortable, and it dawned on me that in 35ish years of watching this movie I somehow never considered that the Marshmellow Man was a person in a costume

Sixers v. Celtics / Phillies v. Marlins / Flyers v. Hurricanes

the Knicks are leading 60-19, which is actually higher than the scoring margin on the scoreboard in this Space Jam gag before it says "kinda one sided isn't it"

There is a child chanting "Pitcher's got a big butt" at Bailey Ober

@phillies-therapy.com coined “ghostbuster” for a reliever that keeps the manfred man (and everyone else) from scoring in extras and i need more people to use that term

The Phillies won both games today on walk-offs! 7/24/98 was last time Phillies won both games of a doubleheader via walk-off Last MLB team before today: 5/28/04 Pirates

Oh no she hit a steamroller too.

April 8, 2014 - Carl Crawford gets walkoff hit for the Dodgers. His manager: Don Mattingly April 30, 2026 - Justin Crawford gets walkoff hit for the Phillies. His manager: Don Mattingly Baseball!