Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

👌🏻👌🏻 It’s a big, beautiful wooden horse. Perhaps the biggest wooden horse ever built, the most beautiful. People are saying with tears in their eyes “Mr. President, that’s the most beaut horse ever built.” There’s laughing coming from inside so you know, it’s very wonderful and so we’ll see. 👌🏻👌🏻

Go Birds

The NFL completely turtling on the Tush Push as soon as the Eagles weren’t good at it anymore should be more humiliating than it seems to be

Nope, do not like this!

Project Onside Kick?

picture, thousan words, etc etc

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

The vibes are increasingly like a mixture between “Veep” and “The death of Stalin”

There was a plane crash at LaGuardia and it's barely news

I could be wrong but I think this is the first case where I watched the grandfather of a current major leaguer play

Amid the historic and ongoing record heatwave (which will continue for at least another week in this region), Colorado River Basin snowpack has unfortunately taken an unprecedented March nosedive. Given the pre-existing water crisis, this is a highly alarming trajectory.

TLC | abbreviation | tender loving care

So this is basically how our economy works, eh?

"9 vs 4" describes both the seeding in the upcoming Iowa-Nebraska basketball game and the average historical score of their football games. Also of their basketball games

i think people should be awarded a commemorative coin or something when they say a string of three words that has never before been uttered in human history. he should get a coin for “people respect markwayne”

Paul Pierce and Evan Turner offering an easy way to check your TV's color temp

This is completely unbearable. But also like… why are his insane ramblings never summarized like this in the media? We gotta wait for a substack guy to put it together like this?

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

Number of days that have set or tied a March monthly temperature record through yesterday (Mar 21) at major climate stations.

This makes it sound like the cast of Mormon Wives harbor grave doubts about Bahrain’s offensive capabilities

Every time I see this I gotta post it

"take me to the balkans please!" is another raftery all time

Incredibly, even *more* locations across U.S. are today experiencing their warmest March temperatures on record--many by a wide margin, with some even breaking April records. This includes most or all of: AZ, UT, CO, NM, WY, NE, KS, MO, IA, plus portions of many other states. 🫠

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

me after three beers

“X”

🌡️EXTRAORDINARY 112f IN CALIFORNIA AND ARIZONA Absolutely crazy what we are witnessing: 4 stations with 112F/44.4C in March State records of Nevada,Wyoming,Utah and others also trashed in pieces. Hundreds of monthly records broken locally with >10F margin. More info later

OH. MY. GAWD.

Clear my schedule for the next hour, please www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEzI... (if you don't have an hour, THE clip to end all clips is at 54:45 in)

Chuck Norris jokes were the first memes that people who weren't funny could join in on. A true harbinger.

Gotta cut costs, stay tuned for Tony Dokoupil's Mad Dog 20/20 Friday

it would be better, or at least less insulting, of they would just be like "yeah they gave us a shitload of money so they get to name it now"

googoo dolls iris voice

she is playing the hell out of that flute 🫡

Me watching Hector walk out to fight Achilles by himself

I don't know if I would entrust any sort of responsibility to someone who thinks that drinking THIRTY cups of coffee in a day is a reasonable thing to do

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

"My entire life is a lie" she said after scrolling the news. chaser.com.au/general-news...

In the same draft that Andy Dalton was picked by the Bengals, Eagles GM/Coach Andy Reid selected OL/Fireman Danny Watkins

If Sinners came out in the 90s there would be an SNES and Genesis game that would be made by totally different developers. The Genesis version youd play as Smoke and you’d have a gun and in the SNES version you play as Preacherboy and you fight vampires with your guitar

I choose to believe that Aaron Nola's success is a sign of a breakout season while Harper's struggles are just him working the kinks out and not at all a reflection of an offseason spent drinking raw milk, getting weird transfusions, and feuding with the GM.