Real ones know

The great American state fair being stupid Trump bullshit does legit make me sad, if I’m being honest. A lot of the 250 stuff does. This could have been a really cool and special thing and literally any normal president would have pulled it off.

Gial? I refuse, he's just Admiral Ackbar

The White Sox load the bases in the bottom of the ninth as Nick Loftin is drilled in the balls by his own teammate #WhiteSox #Royals

Scott Franzke's call on Derek Hill's amazing catch Incredible

If you love something, buy a physical copy of it You do not actually own anything that you "bought" that's digital only

41.3°C/106.3°F the new national all-time record for Germany. I’d say this heatwave is unbelievable but it’s really not…

The Phillies are the first team in MLB history to hit a go-ahead HR in the ninth inning of three consecutive games !!! h/t @EliasSports

Close up video of the tornado that went through Los Lunas around 3:30 pm today! The tornado crossed Main St. near Camelot Blvd. Video courtesy of Shawn Vigil. #NMwx #Tornado #NewMexico

Lol

TS Arthur's moisture dumped 29.06" in <12 hours at Cottonport, LA. According to weather historian Chris Burt, if confirmed by NOAA, this would be the highest official 12-hour rainfall in U.S. history. Unofficial record: 34.30" in Smethport, PA on July 18, 1942. 1/4

Ok you guys. Here’s the deal. The M7.1 in Venezuela was upgraded to a M7.2. AND it was followed shortly by a M7.5. Not good.

Scots found a dog and immediately made it their new God

New ‘Jackass’ Trailer Shows Aging Johnny Knoxville Trying To Climb Staircase Without Handrail https://theonion.com/new-jackass-trailer-shows-aging-johnny-knoxville-trying-to-climb-staircase-without-handrail/

Provisionally, today is now the warmest June day on record in the UK, with 35.8 °C recorded at Wiggonholt, West Sussex

holy shit bsky has a water sealant expert that predicted the reflecting pool failure mode perfectly

Phillies won this game by 5 runs.

Today was the hottest day in France since records began.

We have a new entry in the climate dictionary under “irony”

“They say people in Philadelphia are mean and rude. They say the same thing about Paris. It’s not true; the people are very helpful. I feel like people here would help you if you need help, just in the way that people in Paris would do the same." www.inquirer.com/soccer/world...

🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 After qualifying for the next round of the World Cup, the entire Norwegian squad sits on the field and starts rowing together with their fans in the stadium… simply wonderful 🤩🤩🤩

FIFA organizers are enraged as they were led to believe that it's always sunny in Philadelphia

A BBC reporter was interviewing a Cape Verdean man when the team scored its first-ever World Cup goal. It got LOUD and it's delightful.

French Toast

pausa de hidratación

elmo is fed up

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

Jhoan Duran hasn't pitched in a week and he really wanted to pitch tonight, so he's entering to protect a 12-run lead. Yes, they gave him the intro.

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

the 3D Gameday graphics on the MLB app remain the funniest way to watch a baseball game

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

i for one have full confidence in the trump administration's ability to adequately refit a plane donated by a foreign government into a highly secure mobile command center for the united states executive, following their unquestionably successful renovation of A Large Pool of Water

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

Everyone talking about the pool guy who turned the water green is neglecting to mention his company is called GREENwater Services

Just saw this ad and I feel like @briancgrubb.bsky.social needs to know about it

Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.

It appears that multiple locations in Texas have set or tied all-time heat index records. In Austin, a heat index of 118F *appears* to tie the record set On Jul 13,2000, and Jun 21, 2023. 🔥

I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products

Left the Louvre and was instantly reminded that America too is a cultural powerhouse

Catbus is REAL!!

Awful situation in Avoyelles Parish. 24-28” of rain in 12 hours estimated. Catastrophic flooding ongoing.

So I drank the algae from the Reflecting Pool and now I can hear the color strawberry

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o...

Is it carbon monoxide