first sketch of 2026

Hey @countjackula.bsky.social I found a book you can relate to...

Hi, I'm COVID

I think i just came a little.

The mall was closed for good. But it was open...for EVIL!

This year’s ren fair is off to a rough start.

Never thought of the sexual potential of Mothman, but that's what the internet is for.

Inked (Heavy) Bust Commission of Imperia for @shotenkey.bsky.social

I am rewatching Season 5 of Stranger Things. I have no idea how people think this is bad. Did their podcast hate on it or something?? This season is excellent!

Huh...checks out.

Me: I guess I’ll chop down some tress and make a little house. Kid: No Dad! We’re going to kill and dethrone God! Me: Whut? Kid: Come Oooon.

Just hangin' out 🩷

Just finished the new batch of Stranger Things and yeah, I dunno where all the hate for it has been coming from. Every time a season rolls around, people crap all over it, but it’s been pretty consistent all the way. Maybe folks who didn’t like anything after season 1 should have just stopped there?

In old Venezia I made my trade Selling marionettes in my ramshackle place On that hallowed night when I lost my life All I remember was the gleam of the knife I vanish with no traces I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES 🎵

Vampirella in: Swamp Whomp 🐊💜🧛🏼‍♀️

Niw to play the game of "How fast does this restaurant want me to get out.

People are posting more memes about girls giving them STIs. In other words this not getting laid situation is now getting out of hand.

Sitting at a restaurant waiting for my food.

IMO there are COMEDIANS and then there are CHUCKLE FUCKS. MAGA "comedians" are really Chuckle Fucks.

Get as good as Mark Ruffalo and we'll talk, Chuckle Fuck.

An Important Tip for Horror RPGs #dungeonmaster

MAGA needs to fuck off.

Yes, I saw big boobies first.

All high priestesses should be hot with thick thighs and suffocating boobs.

A little wip of Emberrissa from @highrollersdnd.bsky.social i think we all imagine her with thick mommy thighs looking down on us a little...

Rust monsters are the cutest!

I would repent to her all day.

Ok... now I'm getting sick of seeing these "Stranger Things 5 pt 2 is a let down!" pieces. All of the misgivings surround Will's coming out scene. Which was a great scene.

This is what the average tool fan looks like

Boop!🐱 Kittens are blooming from willow catkins 💖 #digitalart

The problem with modern cinema is we don’t have enough Richard Harrison talking on a Garfield phone at the CIA

"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.

another 28th sketch

Here’s to 2026

Greetings new followers. I am The Horror Guru, I talk about horror movies on YouTube. I talk about a lot of other things on here too. And occasionally make goofy videos like this: youtu.be/-_o6jh77XrI?...

Bonus read today: Munden’s Bar Annual #1, with three all-new tales and containing three previously published stories from the regular backup feature in the monthly Grimjack comic.

Seasons greetings.

"God bless us, every scum!" Tiny Tim

Happy holidays from @countjackula.bsky.social, me and our flerkin Gomez! Like Gomez, may you find small and cozy places to hide when the festivities overwhelm, safe under your tree's gently waving tentacles.

On the day, we let balloons fly with the colors of the American flag, burn effigies and copies of Art of the Deal. Etc.

Three months ago, my dear friend Hani was murdered while trying to feed his family. His sister Faten has cancer, and sleeps in a freezing tent with her hands, feet, and eyes swelling more and more every day. I love this family with all my heart. I can’t keep watching them die. gofund.me/2550fc5e2

There's a special place in Hell.

@countjackula.bsky.social She stole my heating pad. Her greed sickens me.

Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize

So... fights abound on the new Marvel trailer.

I just ate Funyuns for breakfast, so my life is going well.

On this day in Horror History, HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II was released in 1988.

absolutely losing it at this fox getting told off by a daoist for stealing temple offerings 😭 "if you want to eat, tell me! don't just take!!"

I need a "good christian woman" to slap across the face... I've got issues.

😞 @countjackula.bsky.social: Talks away from the microphone giving me a balancing headache in the editing room. Also @countjackula.bsky.social: Burps right into the microphone while I'm saying something important, making it impossible for me to cut out. 😂