Here’s a comprehensive list of appropriate responses upon hearing that a man murdered worshippers at a synagogue: 1- this is fucked up, fuck that guy, fuck antisemitism, solidarity with the victims 2- see above

The man who heroically tackled and disarmed one of the Bondi Beach gunmen has been named: The hero’s name is Ahmed al Ahmed, a 43-year-old father of two, who owns a fruit shop.

Dude seriously the a James Webb delivers again 🤩😍

Here is a bit of my resignation speech from last night

Mediocre men getting demolished by professional women is my new drug

Pro-choice includes baby formula

Petition to only ever refer to Hadley Freeman as a "Woody Allen activist" from now on.

Hmm. How likely is it that my local taxi service has blacklisted me? I did just give them a bit of a bollocking and now nobody seems to want to pick me up.

Assumed this was describing Wes Streeting.

@whingewhingewine.co.uk you been setting the crossword today?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

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ahahahaha

Blackgang Chine - erosion-prone Isle Of Wight theme park primarily composed of nautically-themed rides interspersed with gigantic fibreglass brigands and occasional dinosaur, now updated to incorporate a 'virtual' beach. timworthington.org/2025/06/05/l...

It might be infra dig to reskeet my own stupid jokes but honestly this image came out better than I thought it would.

nerds did a study on why kissing is good lmao

If anyone in Sheffield's at a loose end tonight and fancies hearing me play some terrible music on cheap synthesisers then get yourself to Haggler's Corner for EMOM. It's only short sets so you won't have to put up with me for too long and I'm sure there'll be someone decent on afterwards.

On the Factor Fexcectorn and autism bicycle AI slop study: I got an answer from Springer Nature this morning that this scientific paper will be retracted! 🧪 Full story: nobreakthroughs.substack.com/p/riding-the...

1 like equals one clove of garlic going into my dish

Introduction to all studies developing medical rules of thumb: We recruited 100 white men...

Autistic Parents often take things literally and struggle to pick up on tone. Autistic kids bravely persevere with them, owing to not having any other option. “They sometimes give me a hug almost like a real person, and it nearly makes it all worthwhile” said Emma Howlett, 10

Fuck you BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I've just tidied the drawer and I'm not sure there could be a better demonstration of ADHD...

Locomotive not sitting on the rails properly? Problematic gauge gap.

Tick tock

A cycling influencer nominated for a list of top 100 women cyclists said she has declined the honour due to the decision not to include trans women. Claire Sharpe, a cycling coach from Bristol, said: "If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of" 👏🏻

100%. And to reiterate, as far as MS Windows goes, XP was the peak user experience. Change what you need to behind the scenes for security or whatever, I just want my XP interface back.

I’m sorry but any Labour MP not publicly denouncing Shabana Mahmood‘s disgusting proposal to turn asylum seekers’ lives into a living hell is complicit. Fascists claim that the overtone window is destroyed, that they won. Labour MPs now get to decide whether that’s true or not. This is on you.

Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.

another thing I hate about the time change making it pitch black at 5pm

Monday

Get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like Techno Countryside in the morning The city at night Antici pation Drum & Bass girls Love and glitter, hot days and music

I am against all forms of inhumane punishment, even for the perpetrators of the most heinous acts, so if that's the energy you're bringing to my timeline then you are not my people. I'm probably gonna unfollow, if not block you.

You get to personalise it, if you put it in depeche mode.

Artists of BlueSky! Anyone into Depeche Mode and able to accept a commission for a print / poster to be done by end of Nov? Feel free to tag anyone who might be interested, will add more myself. @boredmaud.bsky.social @dochackenbush.bsky.social @happytoast.co.uk @sirpaintalot.bsky.social

Repost with an iconic fictional band

See I think even Reboot is too strong a phrase. You still had Dench, the old car, the failed attempt at a Connery cameo. It's just that Bond as a whole has basically zero object permanence. The moment something is out of frame there is no way of knowing whether it has still happened or not.

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

That episode of Stranger Things, the series famously set in the 1980s, where they go to an arcade for a few minutes? Several of the machines are using LCD FLAT PANELS. 😠💢

i am sure this tastes great however points docked for the term ‘salad cream’ and lighting both of which are revolting. 5/10

In New York the people talk and try to make us rhyme

FWIW if I explain that I or my children are unable to manage something due to our disabilities, I am not making it up and I have thought about the alternatives because I am not stupid. So if you challenge me on it, don't act all pissy when you get a sarcastic response.

OK who decided it was a good idea to keep the Korean parts in the K-Pop Demon Hunters songs? I've got to learn the chords and the lyrics AND another language?

I'm forty-fifth generation Roman, but I don't know 'em or care when I'm spitting.

Oh no it's @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social vs @samwhyte.bsky.social Love each of you and I hope you both win. ⚽️

Absolutely incredible figure from this journal article arguing that AI should be accepted into the publication and peer review process. #MedSky doi.org/10.1515/cclm...

This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif

Later losers, I'm off out dancing to bassline with The Most Beautiful Woman In The World