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Chewbacca IN A HEAP on Day 3 of Darth’s stag

More like MATT BADLOSE AMIRITE

Is the ebay app fucked for everyone or is it just me?

@oldenoughtosay.com stupid 6 down took me ages

Somebody has taken a mediocre Coldplay song and turned it into something incredible. I know, it's Coldplay, but trust me. A trans man going back to his original recording to create a duet with his pre-transition self. It's beautiful. youtu.be/ojSmc7s1rgU

Somebody has taken a mediocre Coldplay song and turned it into something incredible. I know, it's Coldplay, but trust me. A trans man going back to his original recording to create a duet with his pre-transition self. It's beautiful. youtu.be/ojSmc7s1rgU

And trans men, non binary folk etc. The whole beautiful spectrum of gender diversity.

I know it's not the point but "Happy Lent"?

i saw a tiktok about how tasering your own balls in childhood is a sign of tuberculosis and i can't stop thinking about it

I am against all forms of inhumane punishment, even for the perpetrators of the most heinous acts, so if that's the energy you're bringing to my timeline then you are not my people. I'm probably gonna unfollow, if not block you.

Superhuman levels of impulse control

How have I seen this Spice Girls ice skating medley like three times so far at least? Is that all they've got?

Canned air

Keir Starmer went three stops on the tram without the conductor even asking him for a ticket and spent the whole weekend complaining

OK I don't trust any piece of music with a B# in it.

Got a free night tonight and the kids have set me a challenge. What are the chances?

Keir Starmer went three stops on the tram without the conductor even asking him for a ticket and spent the whole weekend complaining

Keir Starmer was allowed to work from home but really just watched Trisha in his pyjamas and spent all day complaining

A nice lady let Keir Starmer go in front at Tesco because he only had one item but he spent the whole weekend complaining

Keir Starmer received a free Parker pen just for enquiring but spent the whole weekend complaining

Keir Starmer found a porno mag in a hedge but spent all week complaining

Keir Starmer went to McDonalds for his birthday but spent the whole time complaining

Keir Starmer got a new bike but spent all weekend complaining

Keir Starmer went to Alton Towers but spent the whole time complaining

If anyone needs me, leave a message. I'll be out in a couple of months.

“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video

Anyway a simple way to avoid Explaining Gay is to introduce your kids to a diverse set of people from a very young age because if some of their friends have gay parents then they simply won’t ask why a character in a book has two mummies

For every like this post gets I will increase the size of a sparrow's testicles by 100 times.

Home education people! Anybody know any good resources relating to the upcoming moon mission? Gotta capture the engagement of autistic / ADHD 6yo and 10yo so preferably interactive / physical / hands on stuff rather than books / paper based. TIA

Anybody happen to know where I can stream the Olympics (non-BBC)? Particularly want to watch the figure skating...

Who knew there'd be an actual George III stan account coming along to ruin my stupid little jokes. (10.7861/clinmedicine.11-3-261)

blue checks are antiheroes. "blue check" is an oppressive class, like Danish people or vegan people.

Sorry to correct but it was a she, Joy Buolamwini, and her work was ahead if its time and exceptional. "Joy Buolamwini’s discovery that facial recognition does not see dark-skinned faces accurately..." She wrote a book too that's highly recommended. www.codedbias.com/about

@ewacat.bsky.social 🚨Beluga alert, Beluga alert🚨

There's a special place in hip-hop hell for Rapper's Delight. You'd hope that the breakthrough hit of an entire genre could at least have been a decent one but that's what we're stuck with.

You know that rare occasion when a Proper Grown Up follows you back and you get that sinking feeling that you might have to stop posting dick jokes and start posting serious shit about your actual job?

Interview day

I got 99 solutions but a bitch ain't one

Apropos The Discourse, I happen to know The Most Beautiful Woman In The World, and she ain't white.

Starmer's best Pokémon is Magikarp

Penetration Cum Blast

5 Classes you took in university: 1. Metals and life 2. Drug design and synthesis 3. Paediatric biochemistry 4. Endocrinology 5. Laboratory medicine for transgender patients

Will the curse of 2016 never end?