I must be getting old because I have no idea what this means.

Charity shop find for @actualnames.bsky.social

I do. I do think about this.

Well I’ve spent the whole of #NorEng drawing the three English lions on a tote bag, time well spent even if we don’t win

Why do I need an account to watch the footy on my ipad but not on my phone? Get fucked, ITV

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Thought this was about Frankie Valli. Feels weird to be holding the actual subject of the thread to the same standard.

If Kane's so matey with Trump then how was Quansah's suspension extended? He should be calling him up to get it lifted, otherwise what's the point?

The Irish are trolling England with AI slop. Joke's on them, I'm gonna let my house burn down out of pure spite.

Definitely the wrong weather to be having a load of electrodes stuck to my chest overnight. No showering for me today. Yuk.

*Funicular railway klaxon*

In honour of the great Bonnie Tyler, we present this decorator in Scotland. punpages.com/places/unite...

Turn around, bright eyes

Absolute chimneys

I'm sorry, have nominations closed already?

You people are sick

Take me down to the parasocial city Where the friends are pretend But the posts are quite witty

one day, gravity batteries will be small enough to power household objects like grandfather clocks

Still better than Wonderwall

Well that's business taken care of, back to the sport.

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We're Spain and Belgium tonight, right?

Children's Games (detail), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1560, 📸 by @kgmadeit1 Original post

Ah mate

The BlueSky ladies discovering Erling Haaland

It’s good he’s changed tack on a bunch of stuff but how about apologising for the stigma and misconceptions he’s caused to autistic people over fucking decades, stigma which exists today as a result of him - ironically - not treating autistic people as *people* www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

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LOL what?

I’m not especially into the World Cup, so I imagine I’m annoyingly breaking up alot of those screenshots people like to take of Bluesky being a sports app where it’s 5 soccer posts and then me being like damn yogurt be cold sometimes

Absolute Chimneys

We've been under a Code Big Boat Stuck for 11 hours and I'm just hearing about it now? I take it all back, this site is completely juiceless.

Bayou tapestry

We're going out, out, out of the World Cup Losing to the DR Congo Gonna be gonna be gone though

Bayou tapestry contains surprisingly few alligators

Not knowing what an undemocratically appointed presumptive PM has planned is bad actually.

Hur hur that man just got kicked in the bum

Remember that time Japan beat South Africa in the Rugby Union world cup? That was bloody brilliant wasn't it? 🇧🇷🇯🇵

Two short Plancks

Begging Americans to understand there is more than one math.

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It has a colour T.V. and is showing the World Cup. Even England look good through an ouzo inspired haze.

Why not both?

that's right, he's a butler for trans women. a sort of valet of the dolls

On March 26, 2026, during a debate on violence against women in Germany’s Bundestag, left-wing MP Kathrin Gebel was repeatedly interrupted by AfD MP Martin Reichardt. She responded: “Mr. Reichardt, the clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, and you’re still more sensitive. That’s quite an achievement.”

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Dear God, Suzanne Vega had something about her didn't she?

Good excuse to bring this one out again #totp

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