If you're having leadership problems I feel bad for you son, I got 402 MPs but Andy Burnham ain't one.

Six genders of Kevin Bacon

Just blocked a H*rry P*tter themed advert for AI and I think we've reached maximum ick.

Caesar has 'full confidence' in Brutus.

Chaos! With Ed Miliband

Final opportunity to break out the Bod pic

Tick tock

Slightly increase a band Parinirvana

So smol. So cute. So deadly.

Grams per ounce, the cursèd unit.

Ain't no pleasing you mentioned, although I didn't buy that one #totp

No idea why, but I do own this 7"

Chat, what is meant by vocal fry? #totp

Bonus points if any of these turn up on tonight's #totp

Oh God this was a question on Vernon Kaye the other day and I'd never heard of it. What are the chances? #totp

Wikipedia's image loading brainfart surprisingly accurate this time.

Recount in Sheffield. Is ever so exciting.

I think my mum bought me Colour By Numbers and I got Bad with an Our Price voucher for my birthday. Guess I had a thing for music made by problematic weirdos. I stand by Culture Club but I was never really into MJ, it's just what all the kids at school were listening to.

regular reminder: keir starmer quite literally told the left, and progressive voters, to leave. he told us he did not want our votes.

Commiserations to Sir David Attenborough on his 100th birthday, as he is now too old to be allowed to play with LEGO.

Please share this one.

The one thing that 2026 desperately needs is this re-release of a movie that shows Church & State acting hand in hand to destroy a rebel leader by smearing him as a pawn of Satan, just because he made a few nuns horny. An absolute five star masterpiece, shown intact for the first time since release!

This advert which was on the copy of Star Wars I taped off the telly, so must have been watched scores of times and for the last forty years or more has been part of my very soul. youtu.be/9kuTTwxQhg4

🎶On a pope On a pope You just hung up on a pope On a pope On a pope You just hung up on a pope🎶

Flippin' @ricardoautobahn.co.uk @spraypopmusic.com coded charity shop trip.

I think this one also counts in the worst remake category although the recreation of some of the action scenes was pretty good.

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Just played a CD.. All the songs were mixed to the same volume and, get this, no adverts at all. I'm telling you, this is the future.

I'm hiding this under a pic of Frank because obvs word count issues. Here's how to complain to the Electoral Commission about Reform's 'vote for us or you get concentration camps' bullshit. Details in the pic.

The trumpets youtu.be/3e-P8pFFpiI

Times Editor: You do that cartoon of Polanski and the police? Peter Brookes: Sure did boss, real fuckin antisemitic just like you asked. Times Editor: perfect, I love it

It's got @soozuk.bsky.social in it and all. It's really good.

The lady in the computer says she’s going to give me a blow job. I invented memes you know. Where did the lady in the computer go? Is it time for my blow job? Did I tell you that I invented memes? I wrote a book about mountaineering. I must have been good at it. Are you the lady from the computer?

Seeing my girlfriend tonight for some

Post your warning sign

Atomic Beat Boy - Helen Love Transmission - Joy Division A Little Respect - Erasure Head Like A Hole - NIN Wichita Lineman - Glen Campbell Toxic - Britney Spears Hi Ren - Ren Blue Sun - Destiny Potato Just A Mirage - Jellybean The Snake - Al Wilson

Autistic question, how do I tell if my neighbour is flirting with me and if so, how do I get them to stop without causing offence and without necessarily disclosing that I already have a romantic partner?

🎶 you know the day destroys the night night divides the day tried to run tried to hide BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

Smooth brained Baba Yaga can still happen if people want it bad enough

I'm at a hotel for a work event. The bar is open but none of my colleagues are drinking. Is this normal?

Films you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Ghibli.