Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

people are saying this is rare, unknown, or obscure but i am pretty sure it's obscura

ah this explains why microsoft teams on my work computer is currently called "Copilot | Copilot | Microsoft Teams"

unrelated but i've been reminded of this dj cummenbund mashup www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjDV...

"hawaii doesn't have rabies, the uk doesn't have rabies" i guess that's why the hawaii flag looks like that

got invited to collaborate on the next "zip tries" paper and i am seeing my name in LaTeX for the first time

pretty sure we've all got posters madness now

evacuation due to fire alarm (any%) happening right now at agdq

the mask from the movie the mask should've joined the nfl while he was wearing the mask

ha ha, no, you can't trick me into reading a steve yegge piece

this is your agdq reminder: it starts now!

oh, it's agdq today

enjoy the posts i will probably delete them before the bay area wakes up

taking a break from all the hegemon stuff to simply be mad about mid-tier managers explaining "the future of programming is outsourcing work" because it's all they know

explaining that i don't want to talk to other programmers about programming, i want to talk to other weird hobbyists who write code with aesthetics i absolutely do not understand and make design choices i would never touch

if i am honest the most likely consequence of all this is him actually winning the peace price next time

uhhhhhhhhhhh

edwin starr was right as ever

Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...

good morning

One of my 2026 goals is to start writing more, so over the holidays I resurrected my old blog and plopped out a post about silly coding interview problems in the Lean theorem prover dijkstracula.github.io/posts/provin...

if you teach your parrot to say "awrk! i deeply regret that incident! awkk! i commit to listening and learning from this experience! whee-hoo!" you can also teach it to say whatever slurs you want

look, i hate john rentoul as much as the next guy, and i feel duty bound to ignore what is happening but i must add "mamdani has the opportunity to do the funniest thing"

it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn

Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti. Mattia sips on an espresso during his. Truly the heroes we need during these times.

honestly it's pretty good not physically twitching every time i check my email, could get used to this

there's a banner "proudly phone free chilldhood" outside a private school down the road, and there's a big qr code on it "scan here to learn more"

gotta say i do find the ram price bubble kinda funny

"it's -2c outside" seems fine "it feels like -11c" great

the kids, they know how to name libraries. www.reddit.com/r/rust/comme...

anyway, good morning

here's a list of every film i've watched this year:

it's gonna be the 40th anniversary of chernobyl this year, don't forget

good morning

give you one guess what music i'm listening to right now heh

happy new year to all those currently in gmt and using the gregorian calendar

i have no hopes, dreams or resolutions for 2026, i am simply going to be back on my bullshit until i die

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wish me luck, i am leaving the house to be sociable

stumbling onto james baxter tiktok and it's one half animation students and the other half is simply "wait the horse from adventure time is a real person?"

apropos of nothing, when i first started writing go full time in 2020, i did look at writing a homebrew serialization format but got scared off by having to learn the ins and outs of "reflect" but i have learned said ins and outs and it's quite pleasing that i know how to do this stuff now

thinking about the orphan source event at emf camp again

my goal for 2026 is to be less visibly mentally ill, online or off

good morning to massive attack's third album in particular

good morning

oh. i've been awake for 22 hours again. whoops

Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.