i gotta say, twitch is absolutely brimming with great djs

duke nukem forever took 14 years from announcement to release gta 6, if released in 2026, will have taken 12 years. amateurs

can't believe the pro war, pro genocide, anti union paper would publish a screed about ... race? [opens tab] oh, gender

q-tip is having his 5am zoomies again.

every so often you stumble onto a website with a real "old web" texture and today it is a database of elevators www.elevatordatabase.com

so many good pictures out there

seeing "agadoo" on the timeline and reminded that chumbawumba, the "i get knocked down, but i get back again" band, did a cover of agadoo for john peel www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9aF...

oh. cargo plane accident. yeeesh

"i'm scared to touch anything." "Good. Stay that way." www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0af...

huh. super mario romhacks and kazio were brought up in parliament hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2025...

who needs god or the threat of hell to be a decent person when one can simply strive to live their life in such a way so as to not earn an obituary written by @attackerman.bsky.social on the day of their death? www.thenation.com/article/poli...

buying a lottery ticket because i want to experience something with better odds than a job interview

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

got a rejection letter for a job i applied for 7 weeks ago, huge day

Breaking: The Darkness Returns

it's kinda funny how we've reinvented INTERCAL, down to having to say PLEASE DO

as it was on the way, we stopped at the house covered in chain mail. in all honesty i'm not really a fan of charles rennie macintosh stuff, so i'd never bothered to take a look despite it being basically next door, but i guess the chainmail is cool

it's been nice to take a break from my impending "housing and employment challenge" and take an afternoon to think about how my parents are dead

just before we got to the old house, a deer jumped out into the road, so yeah, pretty rural

A new contraption to capture a 'dandelion' in one piece has been put together by the crew

big day, went to where i scattered my parent's ashes

opening a search engine "world series" uhuh "world series baseball" uhuh "baseball score explanation" right oh i see you guys have been edging for like six games in a row

the "leopards ate my face" tweet is a classic cautionary tale about how even the most grounded and reasonable expectations can backfire

realising that i completely forgot to eat a proper meal today, huge day

one of the cats (q-tip) has been regularly misbehaving every night this week and it has not contributed to my mental well being

"The lock is given to future1. (See below for more on why.)" making a genuine "bwaaahhha? whaaaaa?" noise as i read this sentence

it's kinda weird that vinyl has outlasted both CDs and Cassettes, and although there's "it's analogue" to explain some of it, my best guess is far more simple: lps are big, and look good on a wall, and you see them spin when they play see also: laserdisc big, shiny

Congrats folks I know you've been working hard for this

incredibly charming video about a diy electronics project www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFXf...

Come work with me!

 We've opened the search for a full time, tenure-track Assistant Professor in Game Arts at Pratt Institute. 

A good match would be an artist, game developer, or educator with an active creative practice in indie games, game studies and theory, playful coding, or art games.

I think the payoff is better if you click into this, scroll up, and discover the image for yourself

Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland

do you think microsoft will eventually sell off github to atlassian, given it's functionally abandonware now

big week: keep forgetting to eat food until the very last minute, so decided to try eating first thing this morning anyway i may go lie down now until my stomach stops acting up

thinking about how i've had to use a physical dongle at work as another marker of my age

went to the pub the other day, a thing i was part of as a student is still going, and the older nerds drop in from time to time i hadn't been along for more than a decade, and uh, it's the same but also very different, a lot more pronouns for sure and way more jokes about puppy girls using nix

*inflates you making you big and round,*

Hey, I’m playing Mario 64, and I just entered Shifting Sand Land, but every button on my controller except for B suddenly broke and no longer functions. Analog stick fell off too. Anyone have any advice on how I can still get 100 coins?

If anyone in Seattle is a staff level engineer who wants to work at a high TC mid-sized company that is only moderate/baseline level of problematic send me a DM so I can get a huge referral bonus. You have to staff level though not like at a 25 person startup where your title is engineering fellow

it is always funny when i make some furry joke and people are like ??? but you see: i once owned an amiga 500

letting out that "making a cursed post" laugh

*inflates you making you big and round,*

that classic 1997 wired article "the long boom" came up in conversation and i figured "huh i wonder what those two authors are doing now" one of them is a salesforce exec and the other has a substack which opines "actually things getting worse means they're getting better" and huh old dog new trick

having one of those "pineapples don't have bilateral symmetry" moments as i begin frothing at the mouth, "traffic on the roundabout has priority" the demo here is of a traffic circle, where cars stop to give way, and it simply does not work but it isn't a roundabout, which actually does work

time for an interview call, tempted to write "BE NORMAL" on a sticker and placing it under the camera

i know the optics of demolishing the whitehouse are, well, a spectacle, but "starving 41 million before thanksgiving" is also very on the nose, and far more horrifying

it's pronounced like geoff

well, at least we're back in UTC, the best timezone

good morning to "roota manuva - witness"

running the math and assuming america has elections in four years and a new president in 2029, we're only 19% of the way through this term