A VIDEO WOW!!

i loved hotline miami, the only thing it was missing was a cyberpunk aesthetic and a girl calling you puppy but oh well

My debut book of comics is officially LIVE for PREORDER!

comic page + secret wordz: www.whompcomic.com/comic/belly-... beginning of arc: www.whompcomic.com/comic/bodice...

i like to start every chess match by taking one of my own pawns with my queen, as an intimidation tactic if i'm willing to do that to one of my pawns, think about what i'm willing to do to YOUR pawns

Me: Hey... I LIKE this unconventional little beep boop song! Music Recommendation Engine: How about this one Me: Yeah I like this one too! Music Recommendation Engine: I diagnose you with autism

to think ahead in chess is the coward's way of playing those with true courage do not think about even the move they are currently making

(i'm a time traveler trying to get caesar to invent caesar salad) me: caesar! you have conquered all lands. none stand before you. what will you do now? caesar: i think... i will invent a salad me: what will you call it, your glory? caesar: julius's salad me: close caesar: julius's epic salad

Okay... Hear me out. 37 episodes and it gets really weird at the end. Maybe Adult Swim can make it happen.

HAPPY BELATED BDAY @bouletcorp.bsky.social !!

THIS IS SUPER COOL!!!!!

It's February 1st ! Happy Birthday to me and @shenanigansen.bsky.social !

@shenanigansen.bsky.social I was going through GIFs of stuff I made a few days ago and came across this one. I then realized it was very close and I think I've got the day right? Happy bday!

I want nothing more than to be hachimaru, but in my heart, i know i am momonga But perhaps it is that desire to be hachimaru that makes me not entirely momonga

if i walk around a lot while talking to you on the phone, that's my equivalent of a dog wagging its tail

Whatever goes on in these shows goes so absurdly hard

I need.... To draw women (Draws 1 boob) Glad i got that out of my system

Coach: "#24! #35! You two are gonna need to train together a LOT more. Tackle drills 2 hours per day." #24 & #35: "YES COACH!!" (They jog away together) #24: ... #35: ... #24: "...Do you think Coach Swirly Glasses Fujo has ulterior motives?"

Turma do Rio/ Niterói por favor RT amigo. É filho de uma conta, está desaparecido desde 26/12. Histórico de esquizofrenia. Foi visto perambulando pelo centro de Niterói e em cracolândia. Família está desesperada

the seahawks are just letting me do whatever now

Rival Coach: GET SERIOUS!! THERE'S NO WAY YOU'LL TAKE A TEAM OF CLUMSY, MAID DRESS WEARING TWINKS ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPERBOWL Me: That's-- ("Ah!! The football is too heavy! Uweeeeh--" and a crash in the background, followed by "oouuu i tore my maid dress") Me: That's where you're wrong, maybe

i might have channeled a bit of @shenanigansen.bsky.social for this one www.whompcomic.com/comic/younoob

Hey y'all, THERE WAS A LOT OF REPLIES!! I gotta close DMs back in like 30min because I won't be able to get through all the messages otherwise! To clarify, I'm not a company, and this isn't a consistent job or anything like that. I just wanna do something cool for my Brazilian readers! [1/2]

little guy crawling around upstairs

the seahawks said I can post these win drawings i've been doing for them on bluesky too

People think the male fantasy is power, but no The male fantasy is having an actually cool midlife crisis that you meet a goth baddie in the middle of, like in Fight Club or The Matrix The female fantasy is getting lost in a big maze populated by muppets and a singing twunk, like in Labyrinth

sheriff: hold up, why is this one's picture so cute on the wanted poster deputy: oh, he didn't like the one that was up there so he came into the station and we took a new one sheriff: HE WAS HERE AND YOU DIDN'T ARREST HIM??? deputy: ah...eto... sheriff: HOW DID YOU GIVE HIM A FILTER, IT'S 1839

*gmod ragdolling noise from room* "YOUNG MAN, YOU BETTER NOT BE SCHMOOVIN IN THERE!!"

Mob Pyscho 100 - Be a good person.

seeing my friend typing something to me on discord and then saying "yes [name]?" before they even send the message like i'm a villain swirling a glass of wine in front of a fireplace and know they're there before i even turn around

some important advice i always give to new artists just starting out: "it has to be perfect if it's not perfect, i, shen comix, will personally kick your ass"

if you tie a baby elephant to a post with just a small rope, it can hold them keep using that same small rope, and the elephant grows up and says "oh shit, this rope is too small and weak to hold me now that i'm big" what is the lesson? you need a bigger rope, because the elephant is bigger

ideas guy: i have an idea and i want you to draw it artist: well >>I<< have an idea and i want YOU to draw it ideas guy: aw shit he did the switcheroo (he's now at a table holding his head, sweating, surrounded by sketches and books to learn to draw anatomy)