one time, my girlfriend kissed me to stop me from talking about asynchronous programming

if you wanna get something for the holidays, I believe if you use USPS Priority Mail you can still get it today!! You might be able to get away with Ground Advantage depending on how far away you are from us in Massachusetts. ✌️

Well usually my apartment doesn't give 3 day notices unless you're 2 months behind, but I guess I'm special!! I desperately need to raise at least an extra $1000 RIGHT AWAY so if you can share this around, I'd be very VERY grateful!

this is going really well btw, i didn't know it was chill like that being a raccoon

"i like limbus company" tell me the truth "i like... the LORE of limbus company... and i'll play the game eventually" the TRUTH "i like don quixote, and i liked it when she said beach volleyball and i'm never going to play that game"

"your password must contain at least one special character" bro they're all special to me

i envision a utopian future for technology, where when you launch your computer there are no more programs, no more browsers, but just 4 buttons that say "Gamble", "Goon", "AI", and "Borrow Money At An Exorbitant Interest Rate"

HAPPENING NOW! Join me and @shenanigansen.bsky.social LIVE on Twitch as we doodle and act a fool 👉 twitch.tv/mrlovenstein

listen if i put something down somewhere and i do not look, unobstructedly and directly, at it and make deliberate note of its location it's fucking gone not even the memory OF a memory of that item's location remains the entire category of thing that that object was in NEVER existed

Everyone is replying "tigers are more dangerous than lions" but have you considered the aura

twin turbo

the phrase "put 'er there, pal!" implies the hand is a girl

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every operation needs: - the brains - the brawn - the cute one who does nothing - the one who is counterproductive to the entire operation

Falcons vs Seahawks today

most people think the proper way to watch skinamarink is to simply watch it. no. the proper way to watch skinamarink is with me next to you in your peripheral vision, intently staring at you to make sure you're paying attention, and then afterwards you listen to me explain why it was good.

This face on this character is sending me

i know she says not to worry about that other guy, but... he's got that HVAC autism, and i've got is the minecraft autism.....

me: don't say that, it'll hurt my saiyan pride them: you're not a saiyan me: (keeling over) OOUUUUUU MY SAIYAN PRIDE!!!!!

i NEVER make the same mistake twice if i make a mistake it's definitely gonna be 3 or more times

Whaddup! Here's all three parts of my recent LIFE series, with the finale featuring the wonderful @shenanigansen.bsky.social, the father of LIFE itself!!

Doing research into what it's like to be a total loser using complete immersion and method acting

"oooo i'd draw that but i can't draw" brother get this through your head NOBODY can draw we are literally ALL BULLSHITTING

Twink Death is a little different from Regular Death... Voices by yours truly and comic by @shenanigansen.bsky.social!

doing a chess move and then saying "is this something?" like i just pitched a bit in a writer's room

making a new restaurant type called Some Of What You Can Eat Buffet, where you pay a flat amount for "all you can eat", but for every item you order on a given round, I roll a d20 on the table, and if it ever lands on 1, I just bring you the bill.

"impossible" is just a word to me.... ....with a definition.... ......and general connotations associated with it.......

reverse hallmark movie where an easygoing country guy moves to the big city and meets a city girl who teaches him the joy of being stressed out all the time and neglecting things in favor of work