Oh well. At least we'll still have the Old Farmer's Almanac.

Finally, some good news. ❄️❄️❄️

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

Moose for rent. 🫎

Slept through this one, but the doorbell camera never sleeps.

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ERA5 modelled solar energy ranking for Alaska in October 2025 showed record low amounts of solar energy across much of the interior portions of the state compared to all other Octobers since 1940. Statewide, it was the second lowest October average (2013). @alaskawx.bsky.social 🕶️

75-year trend of October temperatures. It's as if something has changed. 🤔

Global October temperature classification. It was the 3rd warmest October on record (2024, 2023). 61% of the globe is in some shade of red; while only 13% is in some shade of blue.

For the Jan-Oct period, Alaska is easily in 1st place for the wettest year since 1940. If we have 80% of the Nov-Dec precipitation (which has occurred in 11 of the last 12 years), we will break the statewide annual precip record set in 2023. @alaskawx.bsky.social

🔥🔥🔥A record warm October for the Arctic (60N to 90N) AND a record warm October for the Antarctic (60S to 90S). This is a disaster. 🔥🔥🔥

Think we found a new one.

🚨🚨🚨The Arctic portion of the Northern Hemisphere (60N to 90N) had its warmest October on record. What could go wrong? @alaskawx.bsky.social 🚨🚨🚨

🔥🔥🔥Canada with their warmest October on record. Departure from 1991-2020 normal is +3.7C.🔥🔥🔥

The central part of the Contiguous U.S. (Lower 48) was much warmer than normal during the month of October. 🔥

According to ERA5 reanalysis, October 2025 was the 4th warmest and the 5th wettest October since 1940 for Alaska. @alaskawx.bsky.social

Possible moose sighting on my way to the office this morning. 🫎

The 3-month Oceanic Nino Index (ONI) just hit -0.5C (rounded from -0.451C). This is the minimum threshold for a La Nina. (Note: a La Nina Advisory is in effect.)

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game announced two extensions for moose hunting to help Alaskan residents who have been impacted by Halong.

Another advantage of the time change is that I no longer have to stay up until 10 pm for all the 00Z weather models to post. They are all there by 9 pm now. 🙏

Here we go! 🎅

November is tied with January as the driest month of the year for the Contiguous U.S. (coast to coast average). November is especially dry from Louisiana to Florida and up through New York City. Only in parts of the Pacific Northwest (and Southeast Alaska) is November the wettest month of the year.

75-year temperature trend for Alaska. Seems bad. 😢 @alaskawx.bsky.social

Let's check in and see how November temperatures in the Contiguous U.S. have changed over the last 75 years. 🔥

Sheep only a few feet above Seward Highway's Windy Corner pull-out decided to approach and walk right past me. 🐏

If Game 7 lasts for two more hours, it will finish during Standard Time. 🕑

We continue losing daylight for 50 days.

You will not lose an hour of daylight tomorrow. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Daylight Saving Time ends in 1 days.

Hoth, details later.

New month, new moose.

Alaska with an approximately 10th warmest October - and one of the wettest Octobers on record (~top 5). @alaskawx.bsky.social

October 2025 temperature departure from normal using Prism climate data. 🔥🔥🔥

Updated "White Halloween" infographics for the major climate stations in Alaska.

Pro tip: since candy corn is surprisingly difficult to find outside of the holidays, this is your chance to stock up on your personal stash.

I'm ready for the trick-or-treaters!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL, INCLUDING RADICAL LEFTISTS, INCLUDING THOSE MANY PEOPLE THAT I COMPLETELY & TOTALLY DESPISE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO DESTROY AMERICA, A NOW FAILING NATION. HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! 👻🎃

Send the meteor. ☄️

Earthquake.

At 7:40 AM AKDT, 8 SE Eagle River [Anchorage Co, AK] Public reports Snow of 10.30 Inch. Between 10:45 pm and 3:30 am. #akwx Link

Just in time for the War on Christmas.

Meanwhile, on Crested Peak along Turnagain Arm ...

Seems legit.

Seems windy.

Finally, some good news.

If Whittier, AK, receives anything less than 379" of new snow, I'll never trust the GFS again.

Seems legit.

Strengthening storm: The category! Weakening storm: Don't focus on the category.

It's not much, but it's a start. ❄️❄️❄️

Map showing the location of every haunted house in the U.S. 👻