I think women should learn about cell phone

hello @carpenterbrut.com and @health.band put on an amazing show

gonna have to disagree with this one, @puzzmo.com

pharmacia & updog. is this anything.

they made a tacticool mail truck?

there are so many of these but also people pick different frames from Frinkiac when they’re posting them

the GMail Android app keeps showing me the “Welcome to Gmail” splash screen at random intervals

adding private passes (e.g. insurance cards) to Google Wallet from a photo (the “everything else” option) has been broken for weeks. it just says “Try again later.”

For sale: defective unicycle: two wheels

3:14

still can’t believe we Wabbit Season Duck Season’d our way into blockading Hormuz

pretty funny they Facebook tried to copy the Tiktok sound effect and they made something which sounds like your phone is glitching

when a small package lands on my foot

Cherry blossom season in Cambridge 🌸

For sale: defective unicycle: two wheels

🎶 At the buffet today I saw a hot dog sticker on the salad bar

@cheatlines.co Ty Menahoff

ah,

craft brewers thinking of their next variety:

average US political reporter:

Just like BART!

how about Clyde Code and it’s just an orange ghost which chases your cursor around the screen

getting ads not for an otoscope, but for an extended warranty on an otoscope as a standalone product

happy Comm Ave–henge!

darktable now supports exporting 12-bit AVIFs. my photos are about to get way higher quality

when the Cow Tools are guns:

🚨🚨🚨 NEIL CICIEREGA YTP 🚨🚨🚨

good fox video

“I know how to count”

open source fun dog game codeberg.org/undertalefor...

this was a really weird Wendover video

I’m the guy walking 10 minutes to Fenway from inside the Charles River

several of my crushes:

I need a giant lever for some reason

it owns that Google has more money than God and they managed to fuck up the basics of text editing inside the GMail Android application

watching the TV news holding a pennant that says CHOLESTEROL

rbfb very good today

Inside of you there are two posts

good #minutecryptic today (minutecryptic.com)

if you are doing this you have already sinned

[0003832] Humans are cowards

this account is ANTI-what3words. fans of w3w unfollow immediately

today I learned that Citizens Bank is the major financier of private prisons and ICE detention centers across the country, via the medium of extremely normie libs singing a Twisted Sister cover www.de-icecitizensbank.org

BORN TO SMILE WORLD IS A PLEASURE 你好 Greet Em All 1989 I am stock photo 3,250,036 MAN FEELING GOOD

reading the replies here and feeling little −1s of psychic damage come off me

COME ON DOWN to BIG BILL DELL'S! BAD CAPS! COMPUTERS THAT DON'T WORK! NETBURST!

Boston is an ideal place to go for a run if you are in some kind of Speed-like situation where you have to see two dozen Tracksmith shirts inside of an hour or you'll die