to the Joker, these are Normal Bandz

🎶 Sexual chocolate Have a few squares and your boner will last very long Oops now it’s gone

package label for weed that will get you so high you turn racist

“this Cranny Cola tastes off”

“this place has banging music in the waiting room”

bunch of fireworks (?) just went off???

a multifamily clutch of goslings (I counted 28) in Magazine Beach Park ⚞🪿 🪶

Saw that Ball x Pit was added as a Game Trial to NSO and immediately entered a time portal that transferred me 5 hours into the future

Trying Ball x Pit during its Switch free trial and I cannot own these kinds of games. It is IMPERATIVE that I do not buy this or I will never get anything done ever again.

Han puesto el Ball X Pit temporalmente gratis en la Switch y al descubrir que es como un Vampire Survivors me ha creado un problema.

a Ball X Pit demo is available on Switch and as much as I like it I am pretty sure buying it would cause me to ruin my life

was actually surprised by which “occupy wall street co-founder” grifter was behind this. It’s Not The One You Would Expect

if I were organizing against the construction of AI data centers, I would simply not vibecode the website

, WHICH I SUPPORT,

RT to die instantly

jav_titles.txt

trying to insulate my apartment the first time the temperature gets into the 10°s

Last sentence posted by a hiker whose remains, but not their clothes, are found scattered through the woods:

I think this Red Kite was evaluating whether I could be dinner. #birds #staringrightatyou

sentences your Tomodachi Life characters say:

happy nine year anniversary to the #DarkUniverse

reskeet to die instantly

POV: you are a big sphinx of quartz

I shouldn’t be thirsty and also have to pee at the same time. Seems like an obvious design flaw

Yes, I've gone out of the way to make sure the generator is exactly 69 lines of code after format on save runs too: tangled.org/xeiaso.net/s...

incredible things are happening in Tomodachi Life

she’ll also once again be the face that launched a thousand ships (just check ao3)

“combolations” and “excardon me”

Tomodachi Life GOTY

I’m the annoying time zone guy

important update

one 95° day and I’m crying Uncle and installing the air conditioner

Polar root beer is kinda goated

@cheatlines.co M. O. Gus

new information alert:

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another way to climb Whomp’s Fortress Tower was made.

If your answer to that question is that ecological limits do not apply to the genius of humanity, I have a few cool graphs to show you

that new political compass website is the most vibecoded-ass shit I’ve seen

Donald Trump took my fucking Enter Shikari concert

Termite excited about a new fence:

this video had me crying with laughter

“average Jerry reply gets 50 likes” factoid based on statistical anomaly. “jerry no”, which gets 50000 likes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[TMNT jingle]

like half the replies are other writers refuting the core assertion of this excerpt