Hi, I’m the guy who designed all the LED headlights in cars. Now that those are all done I can pursue my passion in a new medium: vape shop lighting.

just saw three cops herding somebody’s dogs back into their yard

Bald Frylock isn’t real and he can’t hurt you. Bald Frylock isn’t real and he can’t hurt you. Bald F

oh boy time for that one Tyler Austin Harper screenshot to go around again

“I got the idea for the room sometime after the bees brought me to Ohio”

when another boy has a balloon

why

Launch Arcos are an absolute nightmare in SimCopter. Huge invisible dome you WILL run into

They’re circling the wagons at a New York Times level! Did you see the antisemitic tweet? They rationalized the bitch!

They’re circling the wagons at a New York Times level! Did you see the antisemitic tweet? They rationalized the bitch!

James Dolan, after playing an unlistenable opening set:

haha I have literally seen the PRC use the Great Firewall to do the “have your visitors DDOS a critic” maneuver

least difficult ted-ed riddle

Go is what you get when the designers of a programming language are brave enough to ask the question “what if better things were *not* possible?”

you know what they say: measure cwisre cvvt ouse

[lips directly on microphone] would

DJ Motion Smoothing would be a good name

you know we can all see your reply tab right

time to play America’s favorite game “will this debilitating headache go away when I eat something”

dave grohl filming his own hbo series dave grohl filming his own hbo series dave grohl has filmed his own hbo series

Dave Grohl filming his own HBO series

“a drive into deep left field by castellanos”

Roses are red Violets are red Sugar is red Help me I am bleeding profusely

oh huh this is unfortunate but…not entirely surprising I guess. goodbye bougie heart rate monitor

Pikmin (2001)

I want to see Robert F Kennedy Jr [have a nice day] every day for the rest of his [long] [valuable] life

youtu.be/uekTSWIEHmk Please watch this

this is just a description of my life

happy 25 years to the pricemaster

dykg is simply one of the best to ever do it

object permanence is just a scam by Big Object to sell you fewer objects

yes but that does not excuse their imperialism in kuwait, iraq, and afghanistan

castle town guard after the hero falls out of the sky:

Burrito Galaxy set to launch alongside the PS6 Portable in 2028

if you set up parking environment outside the Cane’s on Comm Ave, the city of Boston would make approximately one billion dollars

cause & effect

I think I found something more pathetic than the billboards for Timcast on the Tri-State Tollway

can’t wait until they announce what the full title for Woke 2 will be

yes yo’ure correct — im srry 4 givng incorrrect info earlier there are indede 3 bs in word “banana” — many thoughts on this sending heli

oh cool they added Water Main Repair to the Criterion Collection

can’t believe that this is how I found out that the CAKE.com Pumble + Clockify integration is released

Removing the lights, bell, and gates from all the railroad crossings to reduce confusion for children, elders, and impacted community members. WE DON’T STOP TRAIN COLLISIONS, we do harm reduction,

what the fuck