well yeah of course it does

dog getting a ticket in the mail from a camera he passed while speeding because his car was on fire: this is fine

What if computers, but too much? (apologies to Daniel Ortberg)

Me, immediately before going to bed:

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satya shops “slop” stop; some say short hop to AI top, see drop

I’m always saying this

Red blood cells looking at Carbon Monoxide and being all "If not friend, why friend shaped?"

long

puzzmo frog game good

when the murderer’s note is terse

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

singular of k’nex

2025 still has time for a redemption arc

she’s helping

Frog Fractions (2012)

just realized that Cincinnati and Cleveland each have one professional sporting team whose name is a color

Kroger brand kettle-cooked tortilla chips are absolutely goated

come the fuck on

was at a small-town gym yesterday and heard a guy loudly talking on the phone about how he was trying to source estradiol and progesterone to complement the androgens he was on

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

this tree looks like ganbreeder output

(solemnly) This Mouse Riding Lobster is to celebrate The Lord.

Charlie Brown had toes

All the mass in the universe is made of two opposing components: matter and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Matter

All the mass in the universe is made of two opposing components: matter and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Matter

I’m always saying this

Dave Grohl filming his own HBO series

LA machinists - we need 12 of these ASAP. 12x quantity to start, 7075 AL, dimensions 10.5 *10.5 * 10.5. Dm me if interested in taking this on.

GenuineIotel loves you

Cincinnati mentioned! (@gamesam.bsky.social)

I’m not even poly and this sent shivers down my spine. Also I had to check whether “Pornhub for Enterprise” is a thing.

Posts by Ea-nāṣir

Posts by Ea-nāṣir

ninki minjaj

we’re all going to become immortal by doing pull-ups at the airport in our Sunday finest and eating only Steak & Shake, reports man who sounds like an air conditioner full of marbles

thanks, AI

“Oil my gears please!” Said the robot. “Ew, that sounds suggestive. 😐” Said the guy at the bus stop. “No, I need to keep my gears lubricated or I’ll di-“ “You need them WHAT??? 🤨” Said the guy at the bus stop. “No, I need-“ The robot died. SHARE IF YOU AGREE!!!

I had to develop "thick skin" because of viscous liquids dripping onto my body from my ceiling

people talk about things being Like The Onion but “we’re changing the font because the old one is woke and dei” does actually feel like a joke they would build a story around

POV: you are having a stroke

when I am out of ideas for a horror novel

We know you’ve been thinking about lead seals nonstop since we last posted, which is both understandable & relatable. Reminder: lead seals were fixed goods to indicate type, quantity, & quality of materials by clamping them to fabric or wrappings like a tag. These are from 17th-c. Charlestown. (1/3)

Are bees?

ASN: AS37611 Location: Johannesburg, ZA Added: 2025-12-04T01:57 #shodansafari #infosec

I hope everyone remembered to WASH YOUR GODDAMN ASS today