Well don't I feel stupid

the continued availability of Oops! All Berries suggests that they’re not even trying to get the manufacturing process under control

Audio-Technica makes sushi machines????

Gnome Document Scan, like much Gnome software, is pretty good at just getting the job done quickly and easily in the simple case.

hospitals love to have things make loud chimes for over 30 minutes

a lot of examples of extremely inappropriate songs for a wedding in the replies but I think Even Flow is funny for its complete incongruity

let’s all remember the reason for the season

The Wombats – Greek Tragedy being used in a commercial bumper for the NFL?

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

they renamed State St in West Lafayette “Mitch Daniels Blvd” which is stupid because he’s not even dead and he sucks anyways

my impersonal trainer says I should do some exercise or whatever

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Old and busted: Coolmath Games New hotness:

had a dream about a pair of socks that said “Beautiful Massachusetts town of Indianapolis”

It's not the funniest hotel in Busan, but I'll take what I can get since they closed The MotelKum That Kills You.

CFM LEAP-1B

lies this isn't the sound of a CFM LEAP 1A

hi airbus a320-252N™️®️©️ powered by CFM LEAP-1A (2x) ™️®️©️

christ alive i'm converting some videos and my computer sounds like a cfm international LEAP-1B engine. it's ok cpu from 2009 be strong i love you

Oh man, and I bought a gift cert for a year of CFM LEAP engine maintenance. Boy is my face red!

AZU KFFL->TNCC A20N CFM LEAP

listen i'm not happy to predict this but someone's fucking amazon order is going to hit a CFM LEAP engine on takeoff like a flock of canada geese and send a 737 careening into a puppy orphanage and you can take that to the bank

Waiting with baited breath to find out if my plane has P&W geared turbofans or CFM LEAP turbofans

throwing him into a CFM LEAP-1 engine

🎶 If you wanna be Malaysia 🎶 you gotta be in the sea (gotta be in the sea) 🎶 to the south of China 🎶 geographically!

Ten years ago we had Robert Redford, Jimmy Bluedodge, and Terrence Silverhyundai. Kevin Bacon etc etc

echo BALLS

when the date is going poorly

found a really interesting spot in double pendulum parameter space

🎶 pooper of a stinky fart 🎶

oh noooo this has gotta be somebody from rit working on their computer engineering class but with an open vnc

hello,

some people will go to extreme lengths to avoid using the dishwasher to do dishes

got an incredible YouTube recommendation just now

oh this is extremely rude and I hate it. strong recommend

stomach just made a noise like the warp sound in SM64

why do none of the lines of text have a consistent baseline. how do you screw that up

The piss tank on the ISS is now 17% full.

there are people protesting against a new Google data center outside Indianapolis but it would be more convincing if their signs didn’t look an awful lot like slop

make it even more racist than grok

conversely, because so many of our other Big Problems in America are social problems, the fact that there are things we can improve by simply not pressing the Hit Yourself button, people think that must not be possible and that anybody who claims so must be doing a scam

Rich beef sausages

You think sausages are always pork but then I’ve seen rich beef sausages for sale.

Rich beef sausages are the ONLY thing that soothes me.