birdsong identification app but no matter what you record it always says “Mockingbird?”

Garry’s Mod–ass photo

"ATTENTION GRADUATES" https://bonequest.com/9980

Favorite/last favorite file formats: Favorite: AVIF Least favorite: YAML

new reactor operator: And if I see the gauge rising into dangerous territory, then what button should I push? me (just got oral surgery):

so who’s got the Lindsey Graham horny chain text

let’s see what bsky does with animated webp

FYI!!‼️ If you currently have Windows 10 Extended Security Updates protection - it is automatically extended until next Oct 12th (2027) - my notice was in the Spam folder.

worst chip flavor

🎶 She said that living with me was bringing her down She would never be free when I was around

love too reverse engineer the news

Tomodachi Life bowling is the Dark Souls of bowling games

telling my friends about the mormon guys ai generated wet jeans fetish content instagram reels and feeling the sims negative interaction symbol manifest above us

Is the point of this survey to “win”? No. Did I win? 19/20 (one missed AI image), close enough.

lol this Dumbass doesn’t know that you have to throw away the bag of air and get a new one once it gets hot

🥅 + 🐍

we’ve made astounding strides in YTPMV technology

when you mess up loading the LODs

Now this is a story all about how A man raced his horse right through town And if you’d like to listen, children, just sit right here I’ll tell you about the midnight ride of my bro Paul Revere

Congratulations @epcotcentre.bsky.social on landing the Freedom 250 social media contract

this is how they fractionate out the L, G, B, and T

Gordon Ramsay’s Emoji Kitchen Nightmares

I love to periodically figure out what new thing I need to tape down or wedge a rag into to make my air conditioner not sound like a 70s game show buzzer

this is the kind of innovative product you’ll hear about on @beefanddairy.bsky.social

[Jesus having a dream in Tomodachi Life] [a sheep falls from the sky] Keep. [another sheep falls from the sky] Keep. [a goat falls from the sky] Toss. [another sheep] Keep. [another goat] Toss.

incredible. a webcam with a feed from 1970

@howliet.bsky.social thank u for vole quiz

*alternate timeline where George Lucas is a Minion* GEORGE LUCAS DRIVING THE TINIEST CAR YOU'VE EVER SEEN THROUGH GRU'S LAIR: Whaaat? Ta ptt y'all cono cama ba? Banana! Gahahaha! *starts playing Happy so hard that it causes Minion 9/11*

when I light the birthday candles very quickly

DON’T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

I’ve just learned of the existence of CHAIRS by @therat.zone via @loaffyhehehe.bsky.social and it is straight up incredible

if the Matthew is Stoller then don’t even bother

Miitomo

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good... might as well salivate. it's my choice.

these are Pikmin

(after the invention of tongs) click click

explaining to my grandfather that in 2026 hundreds of thousands of people are going to be watching a live stream of contractors outside the Kennedy Center doing jack shit

saw some large Scottish guys in Central fully kilted up for the World Cup

People know about cow tools, but do they know about gun bones

can I say something without everyone getting mad

Van Morrison: Well it’s a marvelous night for a moondance Van Morrison, 14 days later: Well it’s actually an awful night for a moondance,

over a year ago, @midnightx.bsky.social told me about an osprey nest in West Cambridge (MA, US). I went and took pictures and then forgot to process them until recently. anyway here is today’s #birdoftheday doing that head-wiggle thing 🪶

THESE WERE THE FIRST WORDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH BEFORE I INTERACTED WITH HIM AT ALL