how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect

Why do we call it gaming addiction and not consoling ourselves

Tee hee. Are any of the 21stC tech disruptor solutions going to end up anywhere except where we started, doing without them? I don’t think anyone predicted this in Sci Fi enough.

gamer who doesn't listen to audio logs or read journal entries in games because they respect privacy

“That’s one gone!”, says a dad to me as he drops his son at nursery. “One more to go!” he says, pointing at his daughter sitting in the car. “Just need to get rid of the wife, and I’m sorted!“ he laughs, expecting me to laugh too, but to his surprise I smash him about the head with a ceremonial mace

Terrified he died but delighted that it’s just him talking about cocaine

Mr Colombia is the first of our LOOK AT MY TITS contestants, but very much not the last. He looks slightly annoyed, but I cannot fault the combination of the maximum amount of skin on show but also the maximum amount of costume.

You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)

Yes I have pinned this, I think more people should see this giant bean

Agatha Christie was an avid surfer. Loved it. My parents went to a lecture about her recently, and it came up. There is no joke here. I just wanted you to have it to think about this afternoon.

Look at this giant bean

God love Kew, this is incredible

This is it. I didn’t find it at all difficult to leave Twitter in the end: it stopped being fun and became boring and depressing. Whenever I opened it I’d see things that were obnoxious or upsetting. It was a relief not to do that.

MEAL DEAL Sandwich: unstabilised all-day breakfast Drink: regional pop Snack: the most resistible option £4.50 with Clubcard

H from steps can finally breathe a sigh of relief

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Exodus 8:2 "If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."

Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house 😊

"Frog! Frog! Frog! Frog!" "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG" (and how cute are the two little frogs holding hands) Guys I just fucking love this so much I love frogs, and I love these frogs in particular.

Posting this shit like I wouldn't immediately read it.

1/2 I don’t know why the right of British commentariat thinks it’s funny to attack motability for mental health or neurodiversity I have autism, ADHD, anxiety, depression and quite bad social anxiety Public transport is often overwhelming for me, my car is a lifeline I can afford one, many can’t

Me when that one work colleague I hate does literally anything #celebritytraitors

Also I genuinely hope the producers read into the cleverness of this and try to cast people who want to play smart next series becsuse I love that people saying “we know nothing it’s really hard to spot a liar” is part of the edit it’s so good #celebritytraitors

I've watched like eight versions of this game and this is the first time anyone saying "remember guys by definition we know NOTHING and all suck at spotting liars" has made the edit

It’s nice to see that even celebrities fall immediately into the traitors trap of… singling out the minorities and anyone they perceive as odd #CelebrityTraitors

what the fuck

For legal reasons, Drake is only as much of a paedophile as the popular track Not Like Us says he is.

Do you think they're bringing cocaine into the castle for them all, or is #celebritytraitors also rehab?

Obsessed with Charlotte Church and Tom Daley having a tits off at a funeral #celebritytraitors

How could it not be when you've got lapels bigger than Jupiter #CelebrityTraitors

In a strong Hull accent: “what’s the hull of a boat got to do with me” magnificent #CelebrityTraitors

Imagine being the funeral stylist for #CelebrityTraitors

Mark Bonnar in a kilt be still my beating heart #thetraitors

Kate is giving Linda at the breakfast table and she's not even a Traitor! #CelebrityTraitors

Omg Claudia on horseback to a full blast of choral requiem I love how incredibly camp this stupid show is #thetraitors

has anyone shown this to their mp btw

Going on with the themes! This time 5th "heijastus" (reflection) and 6th"raidat" (stripes)#perjantaipaja #perjantaipajavinkkaa #sarjakuu #sarjakuu2025 @sarjakuvaseura.bsky.social (Yeah, two in one. Horrible cheating!)

The thing I most want to know about celebrity traitors is this: are they doing their own hair and makeup? #thetraitors

Me, every time I lose a button

An Inside Look at the Subway’s Archaic Signal System (Gift Article) (04/20/2025) f the nyt

“The neurotypicality is stored in the foreskin”

Why the fuck is Joe Wicks on dragons den? Get back in your lane sports boy

M. Lopes da Silva: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of what if elon musk got [censored] Aubrey Wood: ah yes what if melon husk got unalived, hypothetically, in Minecraft Wood: lol just kidding! wood: .... unless?

Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

I was gonna say something like "they need to make Tetris but the blocks have enormous tits" as a joke but that would probably be pretty funny if they gave them good enough jiggle physics

this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite

“average guitarist knows three chords” factoid actualy just statistical error. Guitar Georg, who lives in London & knows all the chords, is an outlier and should not have been counted