The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.

Look, I appreciate a grownup tasteful themed tree as much as the next person who’s technically an adult, but also, my tree contains a bunch of baubles older than I am and a biblically accurate angel so who’s the real winner?

omg if you live next to a field of horses they're literally neighbours

Lando Norris hiding inside his helmet crying is a big mood #f1

BRING BACK KAOS

This writing is so good I have been chanting parts of it like a spell since I read it. "The color of an email from an exec proposing a live-action remake. The color of the popcorn ceiling in the hotel room of said exec’s extramarital affair. It is the color of the word “exec.”"

Lando Norris is a very positive kind of masculinity and I’m extremely here for it #f1

Babe, come over, we’re straying further & further from god’s light

I think this was my proudest ever avhievement

Netflix has lured me into watching a Festive Romcom by convincing me it’s a heist movie, so far, it’s terrible

You can keep the football, F1 has just gifted us Big Leclerc and Leclerc junior and it's made my day

The FIFA Peace Prize looks like the poster for 28 Centuries Later when the zombies develop space travel and invade another planet.

Watching a drunk Wayne Gretzky try to read the word 'Macedonia' as a global entertainment format

No judgements, but you don’t want to be a sugar baby or a trad wife. You want universal basic income and affordable housing.

(being mindful, centered and in the moment) man this fucking sucks

The TNG version is "All seven of us saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?"

I had to write about Horses for @aftermath.site aftermath.site/horses-indie...

The Duality of Kitten

I wish Terry Pratchett had lived to see this.

I'm at the combination

Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf

Continues to blow my mind that formula isn't free on the NHS tbh, feed babies

All of Ingmar Bergman's films had bitter Swede endings.

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:

Hey. It's #buyastrangerabook day tomorrow. As if you didn't know! People buy people books for the joy of buying people books. It's fun. Join in as a giver or a receiver. It's the greatest thing on Bluesky, so i've heard. www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...

Hoover: that's me, i just love living on a farm Hoover: i Hoover: ugh, what is that awful smell??? Ursula Vernon: oh sorry that's me Vernon: i just got back from working my farm Vernon: you're probably smelling honest work sweat Vernon: and also pig manure

it's december !! 🙀 good excuse to post these guys again ...!

can't play HORSES on steam but you can play *checks notes* Sex with Hitler 1, 2, and 3

NEW blog: Please do not ever 'settle' for me www.girlonthenet.com/blog/please-... With apologies and thanks to @doctornerdlove.com who said I could have a go at explaining this. And big thanks to @stuartcb.bsky.social as always for this amazing image.

I don't hate men, but the guys in my comment section are doing their best to change that. Give them an inch and they'll take our humanity. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/why-i-g...

Ai will replace us? I think we’re safe for now, i (have to) use it for work and it got stuck in a recursion loop trying to add a semi colon…

I spotted this earlier and thought, “that’s therapy summed up right there.” Amazing how one image can say what takes me an entire podcast episode!

I'm going to let you in on a little secret. everyday, once a day, give yourself a present. don't plan it, don't wait for it. just let it happen. it could be a new skirt at the women's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee.

Mindboggling: how some of the most vulnerable people in Britain face what can only be described as outrageous abuse by the private providers whom the NHS outsources critical care services like wheelchairs to. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...

ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence

who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

ditching adobe is really hard when every alternative is either Flunkly™️ which is *almost* feature complete except for that one thing you do in Photoshop every single day or G.R.O.N.K., a FOSS app with the worst fucking UX you have ever seen in your life and no support for JPEGs for ethical reasons

Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.

This book remains relentlessly available, and it feels like now’s a good time to be trumpeting it, what with, you know, that thing that’s happening near the end of the month.

"Actually, technically, Stay by East 17 isn't a Christmas song" "Actually, technically, this is why you don't have any mates."

Pillion won best British independent film at the BIFA awards, and I’m obsessed with this photo of Alexander Skarsgård with his hand down Harry Melling’s shirt 👀

Proffsssor Plummm, in the master roksn, with the candlcstrikk

Holy shit, and there we have why the humanities are vital for those in STEM, that's absolutely magical

the ratio of church to people in City is 1/204. That's 1 church to every 204 people living within the area. Highest in England. very funny to me personally since it's also the main financial and legal district of London. maybe they NEED that ratio