This might not translate globally, but for UK people, this is like seeing the Beatles reform

“25k lines of code with claude” dawg if you’re bragging about writing kilolines of code under any circumstances you are either doing something highly advanced, you’ve lost the plot, or both

Im at the open Strait, I'm at the closed Strait, I'm at the combination open Strait and closed Strait

we need to bring back livejournal icons

Is earwax meant to keep things from burrowing in or things from clawing their way out?

This is a fucking INCREDIBLE and spot-on way to describe the increasing restriction by corporations and governments of sex work, porn, and erotica. Resist the enclosure of the sexual commons!

The celebrated general to stone/bronze public pigeon perch pipeline

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

‘The Pitt’, Fandom Squabbles, and "Watching a TV Show Wrong"

“Of course in the old days Bluesky was only on for three hours a day. We used to get dressed up in our Sunday best to log on to it. Then when it shut down again we’d all stand up and sing the national anthem”

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

and that's when it's working!

Shout out to this one shot of Noah Wyle in The Pitt season 1 which makes me laugh every fucking time

If you are currently writing a pseudo-medieval romantasy and are an agricultural novice, I do expert copyediting for a very reasonable fee that includes checking things like this.

The exorcist, but I watched it so young I wasn’t sure why jt was scary

Work away day morning ice breaker

My Print Club subscribers have plateaued. I’ve got around 120 subscribers. If you’re a cat lover and you’ve not yet joined, I’d love to have you: infinitebacon.com/printclub

something that’s really been wild to me, as someone raised in the ‘freedom of religion’ usa, is how my other nation, the U.K., quite literally has a state religion and is somehow a hundred times less religious functionally than the USA

I’m angry I didn’t think of this joke 10/10

This might be the dumbest comic we've made.

I need IMDb to accept that I'm not going to download its app

I forgot the word “tourniquet” so I called it a first aid scrunchie.

lmfao

posting is not a JOB posting is a DISEASE

What if we guillotined one billionaire and gave the rest a week to de-billionarise themselves in a way that fundamentally benefits society or else (we'd guillontine again!). Do we think this plan has legs?

something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.

I ended a relationship with a man because his clothes always smelled musty. I refuse to address the inability of adult men to complete the stages of laundry in a timely manner.

active salt glaciers? would definitely lick the hormuz formation

Fancy goblin, maybe for a sticker!

Male Nude with Tumbleweed, Paradise Cove Herb Ritts, 1986

this one is my fave 😭

When a man owns eyebrows after he turns 40

if Hungary actually flips because Vance campaigned there, it’ll be the funniest thing that’s happened since he killed the Pope

Melrose Avenue.

Ok I'm bored and want to procrastinate work so let's do a thread instead. Wanna hear a story? Alright then, story it is. So gather around, children, because now we're going to talk about the most important science book you've probably never heard of. Ready? Off we go, then.

It's a nice day for a Light sweater It's a nice day for a CARDIGAN

It’s the absence of fulfilling experiences driven by a lack of disposable income. People can’t have kids because they can’t afford them, they can’t buy a house because they can’t afford them, they can’t go on vacations to explore the world because they can’t afford them, etc. It’s the money, Hank.

OP is right. That's why the passuk says "be fruitful and multiply," not "be fruitful and add."

This is true btw, it’s a well known problem amongst first grade teachers that Jewish students will cite “religious freedom” in order to get out of doing their math homework.

I’m reading your posts at 1.5x speed.

One of the comments to this is like “of all the things to be mad about, not being able to get a credit card is low down the list” and y’all being able to leave shitty men is so important and cannot be done without money.

"Nice kanagroo" "thanks, it has pockets"

My tribute to the Artemis 2 crew in the style of Jack Kirby

Did some gardening and accidentally created the aesthetics for the next YA dark academia fantasy

Which is before you factor in all the women who, like me, tried really fucking hard to report it and police went “well it’s just your word isn’t it?”