I mean no offence to these women but have they considered simply not dating massive losers

some of you on here

And on The Tube in London... the people speak out.

I'd enjoy some equal power dynamics spanking porn. 'Ow, that hurt' 'Oh, I do apologise' End of scene.

Fair play, Argos.

Just looked up edelweiss and it turns out Christopher Plummer was singing about an alien?!

The graffiti in these loos continues to align with my values.

🚨EMERGENCY CENTRIST PODCAST ALERT 🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY FILL YOUR EARS WITH BEES WAX AND DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ANY BALDING MIDDLE AGED MEN IN SPORTS JACKETS. REMAIN CALM, BUT REMAIN VIGILANT.

MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY

He’s 17 and i will queue when the day comes

this is such a good and astute way to put it; so much gender critical feminism seems to stem from the belief that being a woman is a uniquely awful thing, and I mean no one's arguing that living in a patriarchal society as a woman is always a riot but what a depressing and pessismistic view of life!

bought new wheels for my desk chair a while back and i didn't notice how charming the marketing copy on the box is

Andy Burnham is what would happen if the creators of “Ted Lasso” were guest writers on “The Thick Of It.”

The Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) put out a little infographic for International Moon Day. It compares the diameter of Australia to the diameter of the Moon. This always throws me because in my mind, the Moon is actually bigger!

Get you a friend who understands that you’re not on tiktok and absolutely need to see the absolutely insane video Kier Starmer’s people posted today

Until an inquest is open it isn't murder, it's just sparkling police speculation.

Problem with Doomsday (and every Avengers film) is the stakes are supposed to be so incredibly high and yet they never call in Superman. Ridiculous.

Every time something annoys me or makes me sad this week, I will simply remind myself that Andrew Tate's been arrested. This knowledge is such a balm for the soul. I love it so much.

Lovely tribute to the Blairs

Garffeld Pt 6

the original devourer of the Girl Dinner was of course the noble Ploughman but some of you aren’t ready to have that conversation

A short poem about feminism: It’s delightful to have freedoms, to vote and choose my own lovers, But when I’m standing, all sudsy, dripping on the floor, mid shower, Trying to repressurise the boiler I think, Maybe it would be quite nice to be a kept woman, This would be someone else’s job

Stupid needy platform

Family. 🥰

There’s this mural I walk past quite often. It’s nice, but the effect is rather undermined by the fact that the wall of the building next door is just six feet away. Or maybe that’s the point. Maybe we’re never meant to see it properly.

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Was hoping for the crossover event of the decade wherein - when football DID finally come home - it found a bunch of other sports attempting to shag Mrs. Football and so had to disguise itself as a lowly beggar to partake in (and win) an archery contest. Football then murders all the other sports

I know we lost but I drew this in 5 minutes and I’m sure that if you look at it for long enough you’ll feel better.

Herbie Hancock literally in the studio

That France v England 3rd place playoff is just gonna be both teams sitting on the grass and sharing a smoke.

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Based on performance i think they should let Serena Weigman coach the mens team too

Can't believe that Benedict Cumberbatch monologue didn't work

Well hang on let's not let the racist behaviour of the current Argentina team distract from the long history of deep anti-black racism in the country as a whole.

Time for a pint?

Hydration break

I would like to see two players have a kiss actually

gotta admit this would be easily the funniest thing that could happen today

the trouble with hydration breaks is that if you cut off one, three more tion breaks grow back

I just hope the team with a lot of violent racist fans lose

Just learned about snap judgements. Fucking awful idea.

Every single time they cut to your man he looks like an escaped doomed World War Two pilot has walked onto the wrong set

10 mad cunts and a tiny wizard - the Argentine Way

I’d genuinely love to know what the Argentine storytelling has been in tbr lead up to this game. Is it “time to do it again boys”?