They still call him "Dr. Lecter". He's done pretty well not to be struck off.

I've had consistent pain control and two full night's sleep. I bet this is what Heroin's like.

The great thing about the dial-up noise was it really felt like the Internet was trying its hardest for you.

The best Christmas of Richard Keys's life.

When Andre Gray came on I was like "... surely it can't be that homophobe from the olden days?"

Embarrassing to concede via an assist from them frosted tips.

I keep hearing people say that Liam Rosenior is actually a really nice guy, and so was born my meanest ever "let people enjoy things".

Ceci n'est pas une Vale Park

Avenged.

Rich Kunt Father Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971

You’re telling me these antibiotics are for broads on the spectrum?

I don't even think this is true, but I love that he said it.

I'd go so far as to say most Swedish men have seen each other naked.

Leonardo Di Caprio gives a wonderful performance in Wolf of Wall St. where he plays the role of a man attracted to a woman over the age of 30.

#birdbot

There's no such thing as the Prisoner's Dilemma if you're not a grass.

My very talented friend has a new EP out!!

Blue Moon You saw me standing alone I gestured at my earbuds Pretended to be on the phone Blue Moon You tried to chat anyway I'm sure you're a very nice moon But I've had a really long day Blue Moon I'm sure it does get lonely But maybe a moon club or course? I don't think the answer is me

Advising on the fluoridation of tap water.

Oooh, we saw @misterabk.bsky.social's tour show last night. It was really, really good, and you should definitely catch it!

Saw a insta story of my nephew being born on Good Friday last year and had a five minute panic that I'd been getting his birthday wrong this entire time.

Your own Personal Cheeses Something to melt on bread To eat before bed

Same answer I give every time. Made funnier by the fact is account is still live and the tweet is still up.

one contender

Someone much, much smarter than me, just did a joke about AI on a podcast similar to one I posted a few months ago, and it's undignified how good I feel about that.

It wasn't THAT Good a Friday from Jesus's perspective, was it?

Untrue fact time! @likesohushhush.bsky.social is brilliant at magic tricks, but they won't let him in The Magic Circle because he performs them using actual magic, which they consider cheating. Jealousy is a very ugly emotion.

How can your bank call to alert you to fraud and then say it'll take 28 days to return? Bitch, you were the one that told me!

Thinking of sending some diplomatic feedback to the GP paractice about the doctor who was very dismissive about my gynae issues suggesting he might benefit from some extra training. Not because I think he'd be willing to learn anything, but I reckon having to do it would really piss him off.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I am in awe of people who live with chronic pain. I don't know how you cope, nor how you avoid being a snappy asshole to all and sundry and/or constantly frantically emotionally incontinent. I hate that anyone goes through it, but you're fucking nails.

Friendly reminder that Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO has the same BPM as the intro theme to Evangelion

I have had two codeine and now remember that life is not perpetual agony.

Popping out to meet my best girlie's. Not really well enough, but 1. I need to be reminded there are good things in the world and 2. One of them is bring me 6 spare codeine I've put way more make up on than usual to disguise how I'll I am. Am I passing for normal(ish)?

It's as if your heart is aching for someone else, as opposed to your own heart shattering.

I was saying to someone recently how codeine doesn't eliminate pain so much as make it feel far away, which, with intense pain, is more than enough. Then I remembered my dad saying of it "it makes my pain feel more like empathy for someone else's pain", and that's exactly it.

My BIG win yesterday was finally being able to watch "The People's Joker" with Mr. S, and it was brilliant. It doesn't let the poignancy preclude a whole lot of, pretty dark, humour. And while I assume it didn't have a huge budget, it did not feel low rent at all.

If I manage to sleep for more than four hours tonight, I will gladly kiss each and every one of you on the mouth. In fact, it would be an honour and a privilege.

When I'm better, I need to seriously consider my professional and educational future, because being forced to decline a necessary hospital admission because the financial implications of taking time off would be ruinous is clearly a red line, and I don't intend to cross it again.

I know my present situation means I cannot be objective about this, but is this conversation even being had, or is "drugs with abuse potential bad" just seen as a truism in medicine outside of the specialities that recognise their utility?

The stupidest but far from implausible outcome here would be insomnia-induced hallucinations caused by an entirely unnecessary gap in endometriosis pain management leading to a CMHT sticking me on Quetiapine.

#birdbot

Actually think this would make for a great conference topic.

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I really am sorry for how I've been posting whilst I've been in an extreme amount of pain and no access to my usual prescription painkillers. Even by my standards I've been frantic and unfiltered, and that's saying summat.

This is really good.

Mark Ghehi seems pissed off about the result tonight. Has he tried writing "I love Jesus" on it?

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Strange how she knew to record it when he was trying to initiate sex. Curious and inexplicable.