"Can you give us an example of a time you had to adapt and accommodate rapid change?"

Mr. S has a Surrealists Society meeting later, so there's a cabbage with a hinge in the fridge

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

Hi all, as you doubtless all noticed, I had a mental health episode, with increasingly long bouts of sleep deprivation over the least few weeks (min) and it led to my account being very chaotic. Having truly burnt out I'd like to return to regular shootin-the-breeze bluesky, if you'll have me.

He's right back in the changing rooms, am I right?

lmao

It would be the first England match I've ever bailed on in an international tournament, but ... the vibes are off. My vibes are off. I wanna be fullly immersed in a tournament so nothing else permeates it, but it feeling like the other way around here.

Informal agreement that boozers stay open until 6?

I'm like if Sisyphus never reached the summit.

I've been almost entire sober since September* with the intention of focussing all my efforts on uni. It's has no impact on uni whatsoever, but I imagine trying to numb a breakdown with alcohol would be absolutely terrible. So, 1-0 to me. *2 glasses of champagne on two different occassions

I had gone from a husk to a sickly whelk. Used my glob of wheat on a shower and hairwash, so I'm back to a husk, but all in a good cause 💪

KOFI BLUESKY LIE @lalonip81.bsky.social's best friend invented superglue, but he was a bit of a clutz, so, having got some on his hands down at the patent office, it was @lalonip81.bsky.social who ended up signing the papr work and receiving full credit for the invention.

Crudités by a country mile

The Addams Family gave Cousin "It" gender neutral pronouns nearly 80 years ago.

A concurrent nervous breakdown and throat infection really puts the latter into perspective

@nogenius.bsky.social be a pal and help me decide what colour

Kinda like it. wouldn't do it for free. It's something I can physically do to support myself, and I don't begrudge anyone enjoying boobs. I physically can't do a 40hr week right now coz I'm really not well.

All these hydration breaks put me in mind of Samir Nasri's wife getting hold of his insta when she discovered he had been sleeping with the nurse administering his "DripDoctor" vitamin IVs.

Substantially better in life

The Pre Lives archive had a sale on. Got 4. - died in infancy - died aged 26, 3 days after onset of toothache - died aged 43 after a wet summer infested grain with ergot. Psychoactive element led to belief could fight wolf. - Aged 17. Intoxicated, altercation over ownership of cow (cow unharmed)

I thought this was a great question to ask someone when they're still in the thick of a breakdown? Are there still green shoots poking out of your composted brain? Would anyone be interested in me threading an answer? Absolutely fine if it doesn't sound interesting

Painted my nails about it.

Ahab had some pretty confusing feelings about Moby Dick, I reckon. Libidinal rage and unspoken longing.

sorry, we're deciding this one by goals per capita

Issuing a correction on a previous post of mine: the Falkland Isles belong to anyone except Argentina.

unfuckingreal

The main thing I am learning about watching an Argentina game with a bunch of Colombian fans is that I’m not hating my enemies enough

Do you think they have this match on the big screen at Taylor Swift’s wedding.

It would be nice if the universe could give us this one. We've had a bad run of late. An unequivocal nugget of hope and joy. It would be well deserved.

My cockles were so cold, so limp and lank. Now they're toasting on an open fire - sizzling and popping. I hope yours are in a similar situation.

Magic of the Cup🔵

OH MY CHRIST

CAPE VERDE TIL I DIE

Opening schools on Monday morning is preposterous.

we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever

Everyone seems to be letting me get away with pretending like stopping sleeping and being extremely publicly mentally ill about it never happened. I appreciate it very much.

The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.

Pretty funny watching Saudi lose all interest in sport, like a child 6 weeks in to owning a gerbil.

in tears at the guy throwing down the kangaroo after that PK

"Mo Salah - one of Egypt's greatest ever players". Yep, he's right up there with ... y'know, the others.

🚨SUB KEEPER KLAXON

Crash (dir. David Cronenberg, 1996)

Shut up, cunt.

Nodding home an own goal that'll haunt you forever because your medics didn't have the bollocks to insist you were withdrawn having been knocked out cold. A morality tale.

Was thinking Azpilicueta looked incredible for his age, but apparently he's only 36?

I never seem to learn that the way to cure most ailments is to lie down until they go away.

It is traditional on Friday for me to say: perhaps someone would like some original art, and to support a person who is me. www.chloecumming.com

We're almost at the point where the only people who allow themselves to go bald are the breadline poor and the landed gentry.