Up for toast and painkillers ✅️ Back to bed ✅️

If you'd like to be a paid subscriber, you've no idea what a difference it'd currently make. E.g. just ten subscribers paying the price of a coffee once a month would cover my electric bill. No extra content for paid subs - I want to run what Blindboy calls a system based on soundness. Thanks.

In that no one is willing to address the Nazi presence?

I made no more ado, but jumped out of my pantaloons and boots

Home. Bed 🥰

An improvement on the past two nights, but still not ideal given I have to mingle with respectable people at a family party today. No extra energy to cosplay as a put-together suburbanite.

Has anyone considered it's the haircuts ?

I, once again, sleep deprivedtwo nights without a wink. I am "unable to find words" tired, and "unable to walk in a straight line" tired. "Hearing things that aren't real" tired. And I'm staying over at the in laws!!!

Just discovered an unworn pair of white knickers I got for Christmas, I give them a week before they're battleship grey.

The Neanderthal genome was first mapped in the same year Lady Gaga wore the meat dress. What a year that was.

Arms and chest covered in a rash. A nervous rash? IS that a thing or just something nanas used to say in the 70s.

Looking back at the pics from weekend, I can see @yellingatsoccer.bsky.social was absolutely right; Immy crows feat an I have entered our MILF era. We choose to embrace this.

The ideal scenario today would be getting clipped by a car on my way into uni; broken ankle that needs a couple of pins. 2 weeks off minimum. So, if anyone owes me a favour ...

A kinder society would simply sedate me

Another sodding day. I knew this would happen.

I've been constantly trying not to cry for 9 months now. I'm in the final furlong, I guess, but I've hit the wall with it.

Wanna hear something "on brand". Something fell into my mouth a right down my throat when I was in the shower. I have no idea what except it was small and solid. I then spent 20 minutes trying and failing to vomit it up. I can only hope it wasn't some kind of creature.

Which colour? I'm sad so I don't like any of them.

"If it weren't for my grandfather, you'd be all speaking German now". Dude, you're massively overestimating our capacity for modern languages.

I'm forever grateful for those who drag my head above water. So very grateful.

A transition occurred and I didn't even notice. I suppose I have to buy one of those awful lurid trousers suits now?

Mucking about with words and musing on mortality has been useful. Firstly, it's reminded me that I'm not total shit at everything. I'm maybe even ok with words. OK, text based socials are long dead and text has been outsourced to an em dash machine that makes you kill yourself. BUT EVEN SO.

I have no idea about meter and assonance and iambs, which is why I have written my second ever poem. It's not technically good, but it scratched an itch.

Led the allies? Fought alongside the allies* *eventually

Deleted a post so as not to get banned. I stand by the post and much more.

get in loser, we're going insane

Man City are fannies.

Anyway, I'm still buzzing from paying the entitreity of my lecy bill.

It's not like I've got a wildly extravagant list of wants.

I bet Matt Le Tissier has some fucking spectacular theories about this.

You know military types have loads of medals? They're mostly awarded for being there over some big event or other. Just like the Jubilee mugs we got in primary school.

The dominant political and economic theory of the era, of our whole lives, and yet it’s seen as disqualifying and crazy even to refer to it

all they know is charge they phone, eat hot chip, discuss mycology, and pretend they're too good for twitter

Realistically not THAT long to reign over us.

I got my best score on this frustratingly addictive game today. Give it a go while it's on easy mode catfishing.net/game/today

ACAB includes The Famous Five

Did Wes Streeting genuinely not know he was an unpopular man? Does he know now it's being numerically presented to him several times a day?

When a guy claims “there's nothing worse than warm Champagne”, you can test the theory by kicking them in the bollocks.

ADHD meds have made doing a task so much easier, but the anxiety of starting a task. Oh, brother.

Since I was an undergrad, ethics lectures have got extremely real.

Why can we never have fun food discourse? Why aren't we talking about the fact that Ciabatta is younger than Beyonce?

good morning. thought I would share some writing advice that I've found useful over the years. hopefully it will resonate 🙏

Oh! happy that the world is such an excellent listener!

therapist: tell me what happened dog: he threw the ball and I went to chase it therapist: go on dog: he hadn't thrown it, he just pretended therapist: how did you feel dog: humiliated? he laughed, can you believe that therapist: let the feelings out dog: it can never be the same between us

I don't see half my replies on here, I'm not ignoring any of you.

Can't believe the moral panic over children watching drag when every Christmas we insist the entire family go to watch Christopher Biggins flouncing about as sex starved widow Ophelia Hardon.

News.

That's depressing, thanks.

A few weeks ago, someone left a comment on one of my blogs about love that said "I cannot entirely shake the feeling that, if I cannot find a relationship, then being born was pointless." and this is my answer to that. Love is wonderful, and I want it so much, but it is so far from the only thing.