How the fuck have the Bills won eleven games?

The commentators keep calling it a downfall rather than a downpour and it's annoying me.

I think, all things considered, I'd rather suck all the time, like my Arizona Cardinals than suck when it counts, like the Buccs.

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

My birthstone is... youtu.be/iiDxuxaqVbc?...

I'm not saying I'm petty or needy but I asked the fam for a capybara plush for Christmas and they didn't get me one. So I'm going to town to get one myself.

Don't @bsky.app @support.bsky.team, don't you fucking dare. If I unfollow someone it's because I don't want to see their posts. Don't start showing them REPEATEDLY on Discover.

Approaching Edale. 15 March 2025. #railway #photography

I would never advocate for AI so let's just say we need to find a James Stewart impersonator... to voice Pikachu.

Urgh, try not to be an AI bitch eh Barry.

I can see how many of my 'friends' view my Instagram stories. I can see how many views my videos have. My friends suck.

I wouldn't do a lot of violence (honest!) but I'd be asking a heck of a lot of people if they fancied a shag.

The time I should stop going on about songs I made twenty years ago was probably when I made them ten years ago. Nevertheless, I have a song on YouTube with a video of free (and looping) stock footage. And I didn't want to make Goodbye too transition-tastic. See where I'm going with this?

Quote post with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small. youtu.be/OFMUfN-XIfs?...

Christmas - officially over.

This is cool. Though I read 'Quaker room bookings' so I'm slightly disappointed there isn't a Quaker hotel chain.

'I only watch music videos on YouTube and it keeps pushing far right content at me' 🐂💩

Seen a post complaining about video podcasts which begins, 'I've listened to a lot of podcasts from right wing men...' and I'm sorry but how is that not a you problem?

I think we've all seen that Norman Rockwell meme enough times now @bsky.app @support.bsky.team

We've opened the Heroes. My god, Cadbury's chocolate is rank.

Just off to town to get some Easter eggs. Want anything?

That time of year again!

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside, oh I do like the be beside the sea, I'll have a little cry but at least there's no AI beside the seaside, beside the sea youtu.be/OFMUfN-XIfs?...

Some seaside ASMR to wash away those post-Christmas blues. I can't deny there was small temptation to dive in. youtu.be/cB8JJJFYP_k?...

You're so woke, you probly think this skeet is about you

Back from the sales in boots. Tomorrow I'm going to the restaurant in brogues.

The NFL should have all the third string quarterbacks in a player pool that any team can sign from on an ad-hoc basis. It doesn't help the players or the teams to have some dead weight on the roster, just in case, not taking any snaps.

Home Alone would've been a better movie if the old man had whacked them *all* with shovels.

I see some people talking about the anti-AI crusade going too far and I just...... This is not a Twitter cancelation campaign we are fighting a war with the richest and most powerful people who have ever existed, who've sunk the GDP of a nation into poisoning Black Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

In Memoriam Martin Lambie-Nairn 5 August 1945 – 25 December 2020 Age 75 Designed the idents that launched Channel 4 in 1982

John Robertson, who passed away today, scored the winner in the 1980 European Cup final. Josh Johnson was an unused substitute.

Stuffed full of turkey and stuffing? Wash it down with some melancholy and salt water. youtu.be/OFMUfN-XIfs?...

LOL, Washington Redacteds have a player called Yankoff.

What a load of bollocks 'extra smooth' vodka is. I want 'smacks you round the head and insults your Mum' vodka.

Putting the Cris back in Crisis….

I regret to inform you that the American scolds have woken. It's Christmas @bsky.app @support.bsky.team, take a day off from promoting your favourite dickheads.

Matt Ryan making a reference to watching porn on Christmas Day was certainly a choice.

NFL uniform pants are either uber-peachy or like the player has crapped themselves. No in-between.

RIP John Robertson, the greatest footballer you've never heard of.

Having a Bluesky Christmas. Was doing something nice but mundane and got scolded by an American pudding.

WORST CHRISTMAS EVER. All I asked my family for was a capybara plush and they got me a STUPID guinea pig.

I'm out. Merry Christmas everyone. x

Awww, it's Baby Bis. youtu.be/jzs1CzYDuPE?...

We used to be a proper Formula

Of course if Bluesky did have a Christmas party, the people Bluesky chooses to show on their Discover page would be going like this:

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.

'Ooh, look, we've made a version of Baby, It's Cold Outside to make is less problematic' Bollocks. If you're gonna make it 'woke', make it about global warming. 'My house washed away' Baby, it's warm outside 'I've got to away' But there's a big landslide

Friends fear he's got enough footage left over to make another video.

Incidentally, I had a video idea for Half-French Kiss but it required me to literally be Bill Plympton and I'm very much not that. I don't even *like* NikNaks.

Hot take: Gesturing for someone to get on the bus ahead of you is polite. Once. Two or three times is creepy.