Temporary return to Spotify means I can listen to Nick Loux again (I have purchased the songs but they’re not saved on this phone). You should listen too. open.spotify.com/track/6F1w1j...

The temptation to stumble into my local at half time and go, ‘Oh hey, football’s on’ like I didn’t know.

Why don’t you slip on over, Vaseline.

25 years is 2001. They're not just part of the decline, they actively instigated it.

In 2012, I woke up from surgery, looked around and I was wearing an oxygen mask that wasn't attached to anything. This game is reminding me of that.

Important update on Bob the Cat from Danny Murphy. // @sickosfc.bsky.social

That pitch looks a disgrace.

"Pokemon" is short for "pocket monsters". "Digimon" is short for "digital monsters". Therefore, "salmon" is short for "saltwater monsters". (You might object: salmon spend a big part of their life in freshwater. But pokemon spend a big part of their life outside pockets too!)

Imagine making THIS point and NOT citing In-N-Out?

I don’t know why, ‘Oh no, not underpants!’ made me laugh so much, but it did.

Given trans people are less than 1% of the population, getting it wrong 4% of the time means you are 4x as likely to misgender a cis woman than spot someone is trans. This is without accounting for the effects of hormones, surgery etc. Absolute madness from the EHRC chair. A "human rights" body.

Anthony. Behave.

*sits filing receipts for the ltd company* *realises I genuinely could submit a doodle to HMRC, hope I'm not one of the 330, and hire three extra reporters with the extra money* *goes back to writing about all the small businesses just submitting doodles and opting out of tax*

Temporary return to Spotify means I can listen to Nick Loux again (I have purchased the songs but they’re not saved on this phone). You should listen too. open.spotify.com/track/6F1w1j...

Stop looking at random womens ’height and gait’ you perverted freaks! Reminder - the Labour government *insisted* that this person be appointed as chair of the EHRC against recommendations of 2 parliamentary select committees.

Good news! I no longer have to wear a finger condom and it looks like a normal appendage again, rather than a story you’d tell to scare children.

Today’s meme.

Anyway, I hadn’t considered there are Gillian Anderson gifs and now I find there are. So that’s me sorted for a wee while.

Alright we're making this a thing

Me with my Bluesky mutuals.

Me with my BlueSky mutuals

Anyway, good morning. open.spotify.com/track/3ES7js...

Woke this morning still wanting to feel sorry for Senegal but can’t because they did it to themselves.

In other news: BBC, Wimbledon, all the tennis people, STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT FUCKING TWEE. Goodnight.

Fucking clownshoes this game.

I'd say bad luck Senegal but luck didn't really come into it. youtu.be/oIFLtNYI3Ls?...

I'm fine with having 'a' penalty. Like a snack sized shootout. Because I'm tired.

The big issue here is that this has been completely self-inflicted, from Senegal.

Genuinely would make extra time one twenty minute period instead of two fifteens.

Enjoying the more laissez faire reffing of this world cup. Reminded of the gaa ref in the midlands who was reputed to tell teams I'll be blowing the whistle twice this half once to start it and once to finish it Apart from that you're on your own.

What?

Bored now. Think I might skip the rest of the 32.

Belgium play like FIFA went into demo mode because you went for a piss.

I keep seeing people hashing their Belgium v Senegal posts as BELSEN and just, no

Hydration break.

Talking to my British colleagues about our pro stadiums over the past month has been interesting culturally. They think our stadiums are amazing and that they play in dumps. We think a lot of our stadiums are souless and theirs have character. Grass is always greener, I guess.

i kinda love this answer, it’s very illuminating. it’s not about female athletes at all, it’s about the fragile egos of delusional psychopathic parents who want returns on their perceived investments

Lumen Field looks like it has a retractable roof but it doesn’t and it’s annoying me.

Also, how are the BBC themselves promoting Danny Murphy being a creepy weirdo?

When are Scotland playing?

text from a bandmate

I mean Atlanta is used to seeing devastating 4th quarter comebacks

I don't care. We're still shit.

Games like this, can they not just drop in a penalty shoot out? Y'know, for a treat.

A country that did what this country did ten years ago deserves everything that comes to it. Apple took the headphone jack away, y'all bought iPhones anyway, and here we are.

DR Congo vs Dr Nick.

I really want to go to that stadium.

Twenty quid says The Sun make an Um Bongo reference.

I’ll tel you what: I have no opinion on Rooney as a pundit either way but he’s absolutely mugged them there. What a spot on Kane tripping himself.

Why is Mark Chapman sat in a different time zone to the other three?