Apparently, paracetamol causes immigrants to eat escalators.

This is the perfect encapsulation of Trumpism -- because of its obsession with imagery, the White House crew caused a problem but blamed it on other people, leading to MAGA making threats against the United Nations for their own screw up

Oh, look, something wonderful.

“Oi, Zack Polanski! I want a word with you!”

I have a friend who came here at 18 and now runs a company. He pays more £ into the treasury in a week than I've paid in a lifetime. That someone like that can have his NHS care and citizenship threatened by that tax-dodging 'two passports' maggot Farage really boils my piss.

Pass a law making this level of fucking pathetic disqualifying for holding public office.

Even after the studio butchered the edit, reportedly cutting an hour of material, there's simply too much Welles brilliance on display to let a slightly garbled plot (& sus Oirish accent) spoil this mesmerizing and compelling thriller. Featuring some of the director's most impressive visual feats.

Wednesday

As early morning wake up calls go, searing shoulder pain is damn effective but not my fav.

“Made a note in my diary on the way here. Simply says: Bugger.”

Watched ‘The Rescue’ and ‘The Romans’ (maybe it’s the VHS release, I always watch them together) and now I’m angry at ‘Twice Upon A Time’ all over again. #DoctorWho

Trump, greeted in Hell by the demons queuing to do to him what he did to the world.

Rapture's off. Sorry.

I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby, I guess so well, I'm cool as hell. Wordle 1,557 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Oi, Sutekh! What are your two favourite EDA novels? #DoctorWho

The Emperor's New Clothes, if the Emperor was screaming "You're all naked and fat and orange and ugly!" at the crowd, as they smile and cheer him on, while the one kid who knows better has already been hanged.

Guys! Guys! The Rapture! It's happening! It's fucking happening!!!

On the eve of the #BattleOfBritain British scientists develop the the first radar systems in... 📽️ SCHOOL FOR SECRETS (1946) 1pm #TPTVsubtitles Starring #RalphRichardson #RichardAttenborough war drama directed by #PeterUstinov

Just raptured, I’d give it ten minutes if I were you.

That Autism Announcement in full: “STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!”

The #Rapture is God’s version of shaking the toaster over a bin, to remove a dangerous buildup of crumbs.

Me on my way to the Rapture

But with Jimmy Kimmel now played by Tucker Carlson.

We can't tell you in the headline, that would be too close to journalism and we're strictly click-bait.

Are they repeating 'Mr. Rose' in prime time? No? #ITV70 can go do one, then.

Mild painkillers cause autism. Diet Dr Pepper makes you gay. Watching Fresh Prince turns you black. If you ever get thirsty and have a headache while watching a classic 90s sitcom, chances are you'll wake up the next day as one of the coolest human beings on God's Earth.

Lot of people shitting on Chris Mason. Good, he's terrible.

Was about to start reading War & Peace, but somehow found myself watching The Five Doctors instead. Hey ho.

One of the greatest comic actors of all time. 🫡

#DoctorWho 'Warriors Of The Deep' by J. R. R. Tolkien. "You'll get no help from me, Silmarillion."

Wild Honey Pie

Waking up early every day to check the news to see if he’s dead yet is the closest I’ve come to keeping the spirit of Christmas alive all year long.

The New Avengers- finally coming Blu Ray (and DVD and 4K!) with loads of new special features. Audition footage, interviews from the Chichester convention, and 10 commentaries, including Joanna Lumley on Sleeper and the late Gareth Hunt on The Eagle's Nest and Dead Men are Dangerous!

“I said, I know, I’ll make the most consistently entertaining, thematically enriching, mythology expanding, production evolving, narratively satisfying, longest sustained period of critical & ratings success in Dr Who history. And Tel said ‘Letts do it’. Oh and I cast Tom Baker on my way out. Boom."

When mutuals are discussing something you have interesting things to say about, but as you catch up on the thread you see everything you have has already been said.

Be the plus ça change you've given up caring about seeing in the world.

“Charlie Kirk was super dense,” say people who like him.

"Doctor, I think Ian and Barbara are at it, again." "Bloody animals."

Fun Fact: the plus in Disney+ is a camouflaged swastika. #TheMoreYouKnow

Got the cropping wrong on a multi-pic post, so deleted, started again, gave up. Sunday.

"Hi there! I just flew in from another dimension and, boy, are my arms tired." ". . ." "What news, Doctor?" "Nailed it!" #DoctorWho

Maybe - just a crazy idea, but bear with me for a moment! - the reason why the Lib Dems should not “get serious“ is that the UK’s most important media organisation covers politics in babytalk so much of the time?

Biggest regret of 2025 so far? Listing ten favourite TV comedies. It could be decades before I stop involuntarily thinking of alternative lists that I like more.

Roger Moore playing both Bond and Moneypenny in ‘A View To A Kill’ was an odd choice.

10 of my 5000 favourite TV comedies, in no particular order. Rising Damp Community Dad’s Army Late Show with David Letterman Yes, Minister / Prime Minister MST3K Harry Hill’s TV Burp Frasier A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Hancock’s Half Hour

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

Now I've heard there was a secret chord That David played & it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do you? It goes like this the 4th, the 5th The minor falls, the major lifts The baffled king composing Flash Bang Wallop What a picture, what a picture What a picture, what a picture

My favourite moment in all 'I, Clavdivs' happens in the scene where elderly Livia dishes the dirt on all her schemes to Claudius. He laps it up, piecing the saga together. "Lost your stutter too, I see." Livia, sharp as a snake bite, finally sees Claudius clearly. Electrifying moment.

Excellent news, but I'm still not convinced 4K is a thing. I reckon someone made a bet that you couldn't make up a fake resolution and just sell rebranded blu-rays.

Re-watched Ultimate Foe (or Trial 13+14) and Colin Baker is so very bloody good, it’s insane that anyone could look at the show and think “Yep, he’s the one that needs to go”. And yet, McCoy is my Doctor and I wouldn’t want a single episode less (fewer, whatevs) of him in the role.