First time I watched this film, I think I lost a week of my life just thinking about it. And, no, not just 'cos of the swim shorts, ffs, grow up.

I remember leaving a video recording all day to make sure I could watch the this trailer over and over and over. (I also used to leave a video recording so I could watch the rest of the Big Breakfast when I got home from school, I make no claims to mental wellness.)

Again: these clowns' constituents stopped getting water on Saturday. The issue is, on Wednesday, still ongoing. Thousands of homes affected. And they want to prioritise saying their little prayers & singing their little songs like it's Primary school assembly. Tell yer Reform voting Uncle/Colleague.

Had a horrible dream that Tony Blair was still at liberty.

Calm down, Palpatine.

Trump back at Walter Reed for 936th check-up this week, amid growing concerns for his physical fitness after both his arms and entire arse falls off.

"Children of the night. What sick beats they drop."

Showing this heat who's boss by wearing all my clothes. Let's see who blinks fir

When you log on too late to have an original Paddington/Thick Of It joke.

"With the benefit of hindsight, there may have been signs my husband was up to something," Nicola would later admit.

Should've called it Yards & Yards.

"Hey, everybody! We're all gonna die!" *Crowd cheers*

No idea where my towel is. Of all days. Humiliated.

Science fiction story Man goes to a friend, reveals that he is in fact an alien (they have known each other for many years). He must now leave the Earth which is threatened with extinction, and offers to take his friend with him. (Notebook in Douglas Adams Collection, St John's College) #TowelDay

"Is it warm out? I hadn't noticed."

Nice day for a BBQ (Binge Bernard Quatermass).

Five Things I Noticed Whilst Watching The Daleks' Master Plan #DoctorWho

Remember, if one of your fellow bank robbers gets caught, immediately start referring to him as your estranged fellow bank robber. The law can't touch you, then.

Still enjoying 'Good Omens'.

A Powell & Pressburger classic! 🙃 THE SMALL BACK ROOM (1949) 9:20am starring #DavidFarrar #JackHawkins #KathleenByron drama #TPTVsubtitles

Got to the shops and back before the glowy Death Star could fully charge. Back under shelter, waiting for autumn.

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell.

Bee Gees made night fever sound far less tedious and sticky.

Aviation companies owned and run by billionaires and millionaires who will always have qualified and experienced human pilots fly their private jets. AI is for cattle only.

Bank Holiday tomorrow. I'll be holidaying at NatWest. You?

Tomorrow morning! Monday 25th May, 9:20am a Powell & Pressburger classic! THE SMALL BACK ROOM (1949) #DavidFarrar #JackHawkins #KathleenByron drama #TPTVsubtitles

Name ten films you've seen at the cinema: Back To The Future Part III A Clockwork Orange Carry On Columbus Addams Family Values DuckTales The Movie: Treasure Of The Lost Lamp Junior GoldenEye City Slickers 2: The Legend Of Curly's Gold North Death Becomes Her

SHOTS FIRED AT THE WHITE HOUSE!

Life has thrown more politicians with Nazi tattoos, insisting I'm wrong to think there's anything sus about a politician with a Nazi tattoo, at me than I was expecting.

A stone cold brilliant idea for a story. Hmm. Oh well.

Bob Hoskins’ acting in the last scene of The Long Good Friday still hits me hard.

I was about to go out, but then thought “no”. Take that, Noël Coward!

Don't hackers normally take money out of your account?

… killing hundreds.

PHEW WHAT A SCORCHER

If someone could pop the lid back on the Ark of the Covenant, that’d be absolutely super. Ta.

THE LIST MAKERS returns and this time we're talking the top plot twists in Doctor Who! Got 20m? We'd love your ears. On your podcatcher of choice or stream us now: thedwshow.net/2026/05/24/t...

Thought Colbert's final Late Show was pretty darn good and that Michigan public access show he did afterwards was just gloriously funny. Should always be watched as a joyous double bill.

They really should’ve committed to the running joke of the Doctor accidentally killing Ood.

The sunshine has reached a beautiful “1.5 seconds before the nuclear blast hits” intensity, out there.

I don’t care how high it is in fibre, this glass is disgusting.

Reform don't actually want to govern.

Fun with fonts.

Stephen Colbert has already started on his new show. youtu.be/acJgA0XofLc?...

All the #TOTP I can take tonight without chemical assistance. Good luck, my dears.

"How shit is the song?" "Oh, plenty of skin." #TOTP

Mmm, something about this shit song is holding my attention. #TOTP

Oh, wow, I remember the Eric Idle bit! Nothing else, though. Back then, he was probably one of the few people I recognised. #TOTP

If I could stick a knife in both my ears... #TOTP