"Helping Trump get elected was just a side-hustle!"

Thought I was heading into a deep mental health dip last night, but it turned out to be less chasm and more light dent. This is what passes for a win in my world these days and I'll gladly take it. 😀👍

This isn’t fun anymore. Maybe it will be again after a break. Take care and cheerio.

The movie's real main character.

You heard the quote as Robert Webb in Numberwang, too, right?

Dunno why I thought Rest Is Politics would be a useful listen. It seems to have become Dictionary Corner, quibbling over the exact/narrowest definition of fascism. “Well, actually, it’s not real fascism unless it comes from the fascist region; what you’ve got there is sparkling authoritarianism.”

Folks! Why not celebrate the continued existence of the world by chipping into this mental health fundraising walk I’m doing? Yes! Again! And this time, in FULL WW1 UNIFORM! universityofyork.enthuse.com/pf/gary-bran...

Shout out for: The Secret History Subterfuge Short Trips: How To Win Planets And Influence People Short Trips: The Blame Game Resurrection Of Mars (warning: this is the second half of a story that begins with Deimos)

Been for a walk on the beach with dad. It was nice and free of apocalypse chat.

Sad to hear we have lost Paul Seed, whose seething turn as the unhinged Graff Vynda K gave 1970s Doctor Who one of its most delicious villains. As a director, he gave us the breathtakingly brilliant House of Cards and its sequel To Play the King. A kind, funny, clever man, much loved in the biz.

Dunno about darkest, but easily the dumbest timeline.

Rage, rage against the lying of the shite.

Thinking of starting a death cult. Either that or golf.

Been reading the replies.

Emergency feel good post. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTuQ...

Oh, you knew what you were doing with the wording of that headline, Independent, you big tease you.

Macca should announce the release of "Carnival Of Light" moments before the apocalypse. I'd like to go out on a laugh.

Trump: I'm going to commit genocide! American Heroes: Quick! This calls for an immediate peaceful march!

Like that bit in 'Last Action Hero' when Charles Dance kills a guy and is perplexed by the lack of police response, so he loudly announces he's committed murder and nobody gives a shit. Like that only genocide and not funny and I think I'm going insane.

This should always have been the end of it.

When America is over, split the land and give half each to Canada and Mexico. If you like, you can put a plaque somewhere in the middle commemorating what used to be there. Add a gift shop if you're feeling incredibly sentimental.

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Please stop drawing attention to the moon. Space works on cartoon logic, the second everyone notices the moon it’ll fall.

Has there ever been a sequel that so comprehensively improved on the original more than Artemis II?

“Sure, a surreal execution that ends with a headless Doctor falling into the void, is brilliantly original, unsettling, and dramatically compelling, buuuut… what if instead, Troughton’s final moments were in the TARDIS, proper generic like, and it looks like he dies holding in a fart? Pay me."

This is a boring moany post, skip it. Every time I stop to think how this nightmare ends instantly if Republicans just decide to end it, gives me a headache. I know why they don't; they're evil, weak, corrupt, I get it, I really don't need it explained to me. Still, this fucking headache.

Holmes fans take note! Tomorrow morning, Tuesday 7th April at 8:15am #ArthurWontner #LynHarding in 🔎 THE TRUIMPH OF SHERLOCK HOLMES (1935) #TPTVsubtitles Set the Betmax!

Please, my Bluesky, she's very sick.

In case you missed it yesterday, Being There's now available on the BBC iPlayer... #beingthere #petersellers #halashby www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

“There’s always money in the banana stand.”

I’m wide awake. I’m also wide when asleep.

Re-listened to 'The Massacre'. Fun Easter Sunday entertainment. Can't believe we had Andre Morell in DW and junked it. There should've been a public inquiry, followed by prosecutions.

And the topic is … Unlikely Things To Say When Trying To Open The Strait Of Hormuz.

"MAY-BE THE REAL TA-RA-NI-UM CORE WERE THE FRIENDS WE EX-TER-MI-NA-TED ON THE WAY!" "THAT'S BEAU-TI-FUL, MAN!"

Jesus strolling back into town.

Jesus Christ, you’re up early!

Sara Kingdom wakes up in the afterlife and meets Katarina. “Hello. How did you die?” “Oh, I got mixed up with these two blokes, Steven and the Doctor, who pissed off a bunch of Daleks and suddenly shit got real and I guess I didn’t make it.” “Well, you are not going to believe this but…”

Is your fandom of choice cataloguing confirmed male nipple sightings? No? Well, maybe you should give Doctor Who another go.

Remember that bit in ‘The Beatles Get Back’ when the band have gone to lunch and a bunch of randos wander into the studio and start playing feebly on their instruments? Well, anyway, never mind that. Just wanted to say I’m not tempted by the recent volumes of ‘I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue’.

I bet the real reason Steven leaves in 'The Savages', is he's terrified if he stays any longer he'll see Dodo die a horrific death. Hope he got plenty of therapy.

Good show, you probably never heard of it.

"Take him back to Kembel! Take him back to Kembel!" The Doctor doesn't hesitate to throw away what little advantage he has over the Daleks to try to save Katarina. After watching the recovered episodes and seeing the affection between them, this brutal scene just got even more harrowing.

"Why do you keep repeating rumours that he's died?"

Only 2 rumours I always have time for. 1. Fleetwood Mac 2. It has finally happened. And not necessarily in that order.

This is a great companion piece to The Daleks' Master Plan, by the way. #DoctorWho bigfinish.com/releases/v/d...

You know, if Wiles really wanted rid of Hartnell, he could've killed off the Doctor in Daleks' Master Plan and made the Monk the lead character. Sara and Steven do for him what Ian and Barbara did for the Doctor and he gradually becomes the hero. IT WOULD'VE WORKED, DAMMIT!!!

I love and respect all the "Bloody Hell, look at that incredible thing happening just off camera!" acting that happens in DMP.

Should've called it After After Henry.