My PhD supervisor who at the dawn of this century got a whacking big FBI grant to work on forensic facial recognition, is now a serial Reform UK candidate These things are not unrelated

(1/50000) time to drop a little game theory

Genuinely curious to find out what kind of senators he thinks a bunch of Inuit and some Danes would send to Washington

Happy 80th birthday to Dolly Parton, super talented singer and one of the kindest and most generous people on the planet. May you enjoy many more! www.youtube.com/watch?v=x87Z...

This is an outrage.

Lol weaponised incompetence is so funny

If you were hoping for today, I have bad news.

Me every time I start a George Calombaris recipe

The beauty of this is if you smell bleach for long enough it eventually becomes unscented

Make York Jorvik Again

Been coming to Horseman's for 30 years and always order the same thing.

When a complaint actually does more to sell the place www.taosnews.com/opinion/my-t...

When a complaint actually does more to sell the place www.taosnews.com/opinion/my-t...

I have always fantasised about the headline 'HOOKER WINS BOOKER'

Share what you consider to be a goddess tier album.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

@hjm.bsky.social Heard your interview on the world service this morning, congratulations on the film!

Fighting in cold places in the winter, a fascist tradition since 1941.

Shocker I know, but not today.

🎶 I feel like mezze tonight, like mezze tonight 🎶

If there was a time for @dynastysnarker.bsky.social to revive A Poet Is A Soldier,.this might just be it.

It's true you don't see many ICE women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for ICE men.

I have bad news, folks

Is everyone just on Spotify? You know that's a jail made cool, right?

Also: wear masks. Hospitals in hard hit states are dealing with bed and morgue capacity issues last seen during 2020-21. Protect yourself. Protect each other.

sort of expected it w this one tho

Grok hands on misery to man It deepens like a coastal shelf Let’s kill X as soon as ere we can And don’t use GenAI yourself H/t to @belledejour.bsky.social

They fill you with the faults they have From other people, stolen too

Just in case you thought there was a bottom of the barrel we busted through and found another one

Update: not today, friends

95% of my television diet is Anthony Bourdain, whose journey from jaded cynic to slightly less jaded world citizen happened entirely in public

Aw damn, this one' hard.

Y'all it wasn't today

Big fan of the NM ones myself, It's All Slick and Bisc-Snow-Chito www.dot.nm.gov/name-a-plow/

Never ask a woman her age... A man his salary... A white supremacist where his wife is from....

TIWA LANDS MARCH AGAINST ICE IN SOLIDARITY WITH PORTLAND AND MINNEAPOLIS FRIDAY, JANUARY 9TH 2026 5:30PM ROBINSON PARK

Things are awful, so a little treat for the real Crush-Heads. It is now eleven years since I got this printed in the Metro.

Update: not today

Roses are red, Salad's for my bunny,

"Demands" are useless unless backed up by force.

The resemblance was obvious to anyone who Caesar

Not this morning, at any rate

When will everything stop being so fucking stupid

Hands up who else is tired of the endless 80s recycle

In 1983, 60 Minutes ran a story about a recently uncovered event that happened decades prior. In 1982, a reporter named Gary Moore went around asking questions to Black Floridians. "What exactly happened in 1923?" It's the 103nd anniversary of Rosewood youtu.be/cUfhfpuI2i0?...

A lot of people are saying Father Ted. I don’t get this. Arthur Matthews, who we all know was solely responsible for Father Ted, seems like an ok guy

Chinatown

We can just ignore fellow white descendants of colonisers living in an oil-rich country in North America who benefit from the cultural hegemony of a previous empire sabre rattling on How War Goes in a safe space online. We can just block that.

Goddammit it man don't you know you're supposed to install puppet regimes in Latin America *secretly*