𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: And then Kim Gordon goes "Have you heard the new Updog record?" and I go "What's Updog?" 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Unbelievable. 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: I thought Updog was one of those hipster Matador bands. 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Wait weren't they on K Records? 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲: Thurston also called me Moby by mistake.

the lady ahead of me in line was discussing her vacation plans with the postmaster and then when she wrapped up he was like "where's my kiss?" and they kissed and she turned to everyone else and said "he's my ex" and everyone was like aww

Last night it was pointed out to me that when I send care packages to friends in other states/countries I always include a bottle of hot sauce. I have unconsciously been doing this for a decade

I tell everyone, and cite Seth a lot: the insanity of your state's GOP doesn't hold a candle to the Oregon GOP. They're like a different fucking species of weird.

Doing some spring cleaning by shooting 55% of my dick off

Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

This Mary Sue piece came out last week in response to the Giant Freakin Robot piece that came out less than 2 weeks ago

This is a classic example of the "exonerative voice" you see so often in major media. It's misleading and unnecessary. DON'T SAY: 'Catholic content creator' INSTEAD SAY: 'child pornographer'

rent is due in 3 days and we still need $1093 to cover it. then $800 for tires to make our car safe to drive. really hoping it doesn't come down to living in the car with two people and two cats $907/$2800 venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams paypal.me/chemrain 💸💕 mutual aid

Pretty soon women will need $25,000 just to fill up their damn gas tanks!! #WomenNeed25000Dollars

The. Rise. Of. Cognitive. Surrender. Study finds that people who use GenAI chatbots rely on them 80% of the time, and develop almost no capacity to recognize when a chatbot is feeding them faulty information. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

This is NOT what I signed up for

a woman shredding like fuck some gnarly distorted licks on a black Les Paul might be the hottest thing of all time

Dawg my fascist murderer pedophile president isn’t even funny on television anymore. It’s never been more over

I have Schrödinger’s Dick: women aren’t sure if it’s inside them or not until they look to make sure

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

lmao hell yeah

what happened to the recession just being vibes

People come up with complicated reasons why art/music scenes are less vibrant now but it is like 90% just this

me and the boys are becoming bioluminescent deep sea cephalopods

Mr. Beast Syndrome is being added to the DSM-6

They’re saying he can’t keep getting away with it, and yet… he can and does

Reminder that the reason you're seeing so much weird Chappell Roan news is that just a few weeks ago she fired her Epstein-adjacent agent, Casey Wasserman. Wasserman is still the chairman of the 2028 LA olympics, but has started stepping back from his ad agency.

During a failed automotive project this afternoon I got a bunch of industrial grade epoxy on my hands. After several hours of scrubbing I still have a thin layer on my fingertips and I’m happy to report my skin has never felt smoother #SkincareHacksForMen

many reasons for not loving crowds are valid, but if you *as an organizer* can't see the value of having thousands of riled-up people in one place for hours, idk what to say. if you don't have a petition ready, or an org for them to join, or an ask that's doable, that's really a you-problem!

Went over to my dad’s place for a bit earlier and discovered a fluffy black stray cat hanging out on his back porch. There are Sassys everywhere for those with the eyes to see

The most tedious people on the face of the earth love to remind you that art and taste are subjective whenever you say something is bad. The rest of us are adults and already understand that “that was a bad movie” or “this is a bad song” are statements of opinion rather than scientific fact.

i should call her

the cheap peanut butter with all the chemicals is so much better than the $10 oil slop

FBI reported 1700 arrested "child predators" in 2025. That's around 1/200k. There have been now 7 pardoned J6ers arrested for sex crimes against kids, out of 1600 J6ers total, around 1 in 230. You can play w the denominator a bit (135M adult males) but it's still around 350x the rate

yeah i think this sign is more accurate

people put the trump admin on blast for bringing back a bunch of preventable diseases but they have also completely eradicated imposter syndrome

Thank you so much for all the birthday wishes! Uni is very happy after eating lots of whole chicken 🍗 We hope he stays happy, healthy, and the strongest

ladies DM me if you've got a

The comments are killer. “So filthy fucking rich they thought I was a jazz enthusiast because I’m only fucking with big bands” has been lodged in my brain like a shard of glass for days

yeah i think he's a psychopath for that one. nisour square was a straight up massacre for no reason. if he thought blackwater was cool for it it's almost certainly why he joined: for the chance to maybe kill civilians

It brings me great joy to say that there is no clearer evidence that this self styled “designer” has never attempted a real collaborative creative project in his life than his confidence that he can get 600 people to show up to a location, equipped and ready to work, with less than three days notice

This is correct. I think the underlying issue this piece kinda of elides tho is that a bunch of Americans online are convinced that they are communists, when they are actually just libertarians who use leftist rhetoric to rationalize their libertarianism.

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Building a separate thread off my point here -- it has been broadly and accurately noted how the wider shift to so much being online first and foremost in the 21st century therefore means a lot of work is uncaptured in physical form. This is a problem on numerous levels... (1/x)

it's been 8 days since our last donation. we're still so far away. our lease is up may 16th and we're gonna have to move to a cheaper place, but getting evicted would make that impossible please help $280/$2800 venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams paypal.me/chemrain 💸💕 mutual aid

You are 52 years old

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

how long until we get the 'ANTI-ROWLING POTTER CLUB' 'I READ THE BOOKS BEFORE SHE WENT CRAZY' bumper stickers and t-shirts

An unaccounted for part of the economy is how much young people virulently hate AI, despite how aggressively it's being forced on them. They realize it's making their friends dumber and ruining the world and they want nothing to do with it. From the Penn student paper: www.thedp.com/article/2026...