a lone waste disposal truck trundles up the runway before turning around. Ten minutes later, a much larger, heavier-duty waste disposal truck begins its journey across the tarmac

The "minor electrical issue" grounding Air Force One was caused when 1.2 tons of human shit clogged the starboard waste disposal port, blasting shrapnel chunks of frozen turds all over the side of the plane at Mach 2, shredding the wiring, and also some of the bigger turds got sucked into the engine

Friend, You’ve probably seen the news by now: Donald Trump is in the grip of a 𝗵𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝘆. And he’s doing it 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒙𝒑𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓 𝒅𝒊𝒎𝒆! That’s why we’re asking you to chip in 𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝘀 $𝟱 to help Democrats stand up to the President and say: 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗲𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗼𝗿

Building a browser extension that automatically replaces "just another distraction from the Epstein files" with "IT'S TIME FOR SOME GAME THEORY" because that's what y'all are starting to sound like, sorry

please don't ignore this, being unable to keep our car would be a kill shot to our ability to recover from this shit

our car payment is due in 2 days and we also need groceries, really hoping we can get some movement please help us while i search for work and wait for my unemployment appeal $213/$2000 venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams paypal.me/chemrain 💸💕

it's the home stretch folks thank you we love you all

Welp, turns out we could use some help. Sassy's bladder cancer is operable and her prognosis is good with surgery, but I am not going to be able to come up with the money soon enough so I am asking for a hand. If y'all can share I'd sure appreciate it. gofund.me/2e82b7125

This place is making me mean and bad again taking the app off my phone for a bit until I learn discipline cheers

Incoming thread about CBP, ICE, the violence in Portland and Minneapolis, plus NSPM-7, white supremacist accelerationism, and why this all matters. It’s a bigger, more dire fascist situation that’s we all need to confront — which demands more info and context than “all the same Gestapo shit” 1

these poor people who got shot by CBP officers *called portland police for help*, this is a lie and a coverup, CBP tried to murder two portland residents in a hospital parking lot and then fled the scene

okay, this was just a straight up attempted murder, because i am 1000% certain that this TdA business is absolute horseshit, this is a lie, and this was an attempted murder

yeah the feds shot a husband and wife at my gynecologists office. right where i walk with my kids to the train to go downtown or to buy chocolate chip cookies at the middle eastern deli where the owner gives them high-fives. i didn't hear a damn thing. i was reading The Moffats aloud

Half of their podcasters openly say things like “This is our Reichstag Fire.”

The source that informed me of this said the Border Patrol officer in question claimed the victims were trying to run him over in their car, which is why he shot.

shot two people, PPB were called to emergency medical assistance, and they weren’t taken into custody? what in the fuck?

I hate to keep going like this but seeing people pore over the video is baffling. She could have been barreling straight at them doing 90 with six antifa flags flying from the car, it’s still not safer for them to shoot her.

i'm not joking when i say the only reasonable assumption anyone can make is that everybody *in the world* with any power actively supports all of this.

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You mean to tell me I’ve been following all sorts of engineers, machinists, craftspeople, builders, and makers for all these years and not a single one of you motherfuckers has figured out Power Armor yet? How hard could it possibly be

This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

The other day, I remember when the Fed chair said a couple years back how labor has gotten too comfortable and unemployment needs to rise. Then I remembered how a fair amount of AI funding came from at least one VC firm that’s a CIA front. Well played, you sick bastards

Mark Kelly’s campaign has hit me up asking for money 2-3 times a day every day for the last six months despite me reporting it as spam every time. I support whatever Hegseth wants to do to him at this point

maybe if we keep the pressure up and he keeps doing random shit to try and distract from the fact that he's a pedophile we might be able to get some shit Done. we're a couple months out from medical ketamine cards. they're gonna let em put adderall in monster instead of caffeine. dream big here

If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS

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It is now confirmed from multiple sources that ICE shot a legal observer dead on Portland in Minneapolis between 34th and 33rd street. The victim is dead

Hey if you lost a tooth at the last Black Chvrch show I found it in my pedalboard bag

If you have the space, means and collection: a northern Texas warehouse full of proto-Redbox VHS vending machines from the mid-1980s is being evicted. The machines are free and whatever isn't taken will imminently be scrapped. www.facebook.com/commerce/lis...

this is the Mike F post but irl

liberals need to think long and hard about what these guys consider communism before they start thinking they're safe

Okay y’all, results are back, bad news and good news. Bad News: Sassy does indeed have bladder cancer. Good News: it’s a fairly common kind, treatment options are available, and we’ve caught it early enough that it hasn’t spread yet. So we’re headed to the oncologist soon to see what’s up

Today is my first day of transcranial magnetic stimulation. They’re going to stick a big magnet on my head and zap my brain once a day for six weeks in the hopes that it will make me more normal. Please send “normal brain” vibes.

we're close to being able to pay the past due rent and late fee. thank y'all so much! lost my job in november due to injury, unemployment is pending appeal please help finish this out so we can focus on other bills $1770/$2100 venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams paypal.me/chemrain 💸💕

Props to the guy who was like “yeah man that’s not how drunk people post” which was the only red flag to me in retrospect

imo a big reason for this, which i haven't seen talked about, is that people are being squeezed so hard that they just do not have time to do anything creative. so they latch on to whatever thing they're the biggest fan of and have some sort of artistic analog to a parasocial relationship with it

I don’t even bother arguing with people online anymore, I’ve returned to the old ways of just telling them to kill themselves

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When people understand anticommunism is fascism we'll get somewhere

furries are getting entirely too comfortable on this website

I have a somewhat unhinged theory that... an obvious problem with Instagram becoming the de facto event announcement place for most organizations is, because of the non-chronological timeline, users regularly find out about events several days after they happen. I think this is on purpose!

I hope Black Chvrch EP2 brings about single-payer healthcare by bringing about the collapse of the medical system due to the strain of drastically increased hospital visits

Still waiting on biopsy results but in the meantime she yelled at me until I got up from my desk and sat on the bed so she could put all of her paws on me and who was I to say no

please help. we won't recover from getting evicted. please please please don't let this injury cost me everything

me in 2007: [listening to piano breakcore] man, benn jordan is so cool me in 2025: [listening to instructions on how to build a cop-tracking device out of toilet parts and an arduino setup] man, benn jordan is so cool

in all seriousness people are aggro’ing over increasingly stupid and bad things because they feel useless in the current moment which, to be serious, means you should log off and do more things instead of just screaming at someone

whatever musk did to grok in the last week is timed perfectly to explode like a dirty bomb as everyone's kids go back to school this week

i love how people are still quote tweeting like 2nd level bureaucrats at the state department saying can you believe he tacitly approved of this post he retweeted that implies there should be more white people in the US? folks the entire government is nazis. you don't need to keep doing this

americans are all cowards. no one is going to save you, not congress, not the courts. what will save you is joining my study group where we argue about disagreements from 110 years ago and sell newspapers in the park