i can understand not having the energy to cook but am completely baffled by people who think it's hard and don't know how

The death of IRS Direct File is an infuriating story and the US tax code is an abomination. I absolutely do not mind paying my taxes. But filing my taxes remains an annual ritual on par with a prostate exam. defector.com/free-easy-de...

your beef here is with maureen whiteperson, (D-NIKE) who thinks the ten scariest words in the english language are “I’m not from a nonprofit, and I’m here to help”

Sometimes your therapist needs to tell you to stop being a bum

I’m sorry I only accept Taylor Lorenz-initiated discourses if she’s posting them on here. we must to stop relying on imported discourses from hostile foreign powers like X Dot Com to fuel our posting wars, as a matter of Bluesky national security and poster sovereignty

I am hearing that on his deathbed Barney Frank received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

My car needs new motor mounts and I could probably stand to replace the radiator while I’m in there, but consider that I could spend that money on dumb bullshit that would make me happy instead. Much to consider

When 46-year-old Jim Wetmore died on the floor of an Amazon facility, @ryanjhaas.bsky.social was the sole Oregon reporter to write about that. He didn't stop there: today at @thewesternedge.bsky.social, Ryan examines the hot, stuffy, loud conditions at PDX9: www.thewesternedge.media/p/sweaty-stu...

Barney Frank looked disgusting—nipples protruding—in his coffin. Very very disrespectful.

I vant to smoke your mids

Huge bummer that Bynum keeps her seat but not surprising given that I thought she was running unopposed until I got my ballot

Steyer flubbed this one. As soon as she said “I run WIRED” he should have responded “so you’re management?” and immediately ended the interview to show solidarity with the working class

im not a nasty little pervert, i have a frankly ennobled soul about the whole thing. its mainly the rest of me that's the problem

It rules that six months into being open the local hardcore venue appears to no longer book local hardcore bands, just touring acts and furry raves

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My birthday is coming up btw

This is the energy on the timeline tonight

this is now late

Pharmacy’s been out of vyvanse for a week 👍

A lot of you are getting bent out of shape over the headline, but all that happened is that someone posted an AI-generated FF6 Remake Video and Sakaguchi, a man in his mid-sixties, retweeted it with “what is this? Looks awesome.”

I’m experiencing alcoholic beverages on a work night

Just scraped a half a Grogu off my windshield. I think he was still breathing but wasn’t sure what to do. If you want him he’s near exit 14 on I-205

Just finished my ballot. Don’t remember the last time I voted against a tax increase. Felt dirty

Pissed I have to clear this off tonight and set back up for work

this is due today and we've made no progress we still need $145 to pay the car this month please help us gofund.me/3f7bfbe75 venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams paypal.me/chemrain 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️ mutual aid

There are a bunch of guys getting paid between $200 to $400 thousand per year by much wealthier people to falsely claim that the wealthy are fleeing Oregon.

Everyone who likes Kingdom Hearts belongs in the Cube

“Wanted to have an adventure and kill some people. Joined up in 04 and managed both. Hell of an excellent experience.” - Platner on Reddit in 2020

You sent yourself to war! You joined after the 2003 invasion of Iraq! Your parents didn't want you to join! You did it anyway!

Love that this sign is no longer right-wing garbage.

More like the Tourd de Pants

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I think this song is done and it's ticking over at 7:02. Calm down Boards of Canada

8:54pm… going back for more late 90s drum break and loop samples

Max Beaf

Most common word used/mangled by midwits these days is "dopamine"

probably not a good sign for humanity writ large to have created a huge financial incentive structure for people to be aggressively antisocial and antagonistic in public for money and make clear that that's a viable career path

I am hoping to have at least one solo electronic track ready to release on the Bandcamp Friday before my birthday. This is not a binding thing because I am a busy man it is just a "wouldn't it be nice."

Enough!

TSA doesn’t even beg to touch your cock anymore they just look at your ID like this

I find it fascinating how many people who spent the last couple years clowning on Drake for allegedly being a pedophile are now like "Wow, great stuff from Drake today." Like I genuinely hate that calling someone a pedophile is just a meme a lot of people.

I know I’m a broken record on this but I cannot get over how our political classes came to the quiet consensus that climate change was woke frivolity right out the time entire municipalities started getting swallowed by fire and peak oil actually became real.