Will in all likelihood be visiting the store later

Please Seattle Mariners… please win tonight…

Last month when I was in Moline IL I mustard up my courage to go finally confront Beach Tweets once and for all, I crossed the River into Bettendorf but got sidetracked by a pizza ranch. Then with a belly full of pepperoni, I got to thinking about it and got to scared and gave up, I turned

Dont milk over milked… No… Don’t… milk over cried….? Don’t scry over pilled… That can’t be it… Don’t milk over… milked…? Christ….

Roommate noir: Looks like he made a lot of food.... I guess he's pretty hungry.

crube

@beachtweets.bsky.social did you see the clip of Seyfried on Fallon?

Blah blah blah blah… is that what you want me to say??? Blah blah blah???? BLAH BLAH!!!

White receiver named Ladd McHonky is a little on the nose for me

Don’t spill over cried… no…. Don’t spill over spilled…. What is it? Don’t… spill? Don’t spill over…… don’t spill over… don’t spill over spilled…?

I am officially creating a tiktok replacement, it can be found on my Venmo feed, please feel free to post anything you like there!

Hey beach tweets @beachtweets.bsky.social did you. See this? x.com/witchergame/...

The big debate ripping through the house right now is whether or not mom has made A Thousand christmas cookies yet

People who jump the gun on Christmas ephemera lack the mental discipline required to navigate an increasingly cruel world…

The Crapping of The Ass

poping out a huge crap

Whatsup fuckas lol

Attention movie lovers

Pimp

Greetings fellow tweeps! Or should I say Bleeps 😃

Crube

I will be the first person on this app to tweet Crube