CAITLIN FUCKING CLARK

Came home watched most of the 1997 tv movie and every single thing is better looking, better acted, and more coherent.

Odyssey terrible.

I think these guys actually genuinely believe it’s all about posting.

I think I want to watch soccer now. What realistically should I watch. I don’t want stupid bullshit. I want to see fun scenes. I have YouTube tv and Amazon and whatever. The other shit.

It’s unfair that we achieved universal literacy and now a few idiot journalists have decided there’s now an unlocked Literacy+ which is when everyone has to read hard stuff and your hit box is larger.

My iron law of Twos: Always two kitchen sponges. Always two bookmarks.

You wake up, groggy, head spinning, you hear my voice and David loach’s voice, simultaneously asking “what’s the move?” You open your eyes

There are about 20 NPCs in the stands in “PBA Pro Bowling 2026” for PS5 and two of them are identical twin uncs except one is black and one is white.

Heard some guys praying to Ra just kidding it was a troop of monkeys honking, hooting, etc.

Apollo 13 is a Nazi movie.

I don’t know how to say this exactly but just measured abstractly (and not consequentially, as in measuring the consequences of the reality) I’m not sure I’ve ever read anything as racist—ever—as the New York Times’ review of “Hiawatha” in 1855.

This is one tortured acronym

Football unites the world

Every soccer player looks like white Michael Vick

when youre walking towards the outdoor jazz concert and them saxophones keep getting louder

One small silver lining out of Daylight Saving discourse: remembering E. P. Thompson’s brilliant essay, “Time, Work-Discipline, and Industrial Capitalism,” on how industrialisation so totally upended our relationship with time. Coming across it as an undergraduate was a very formative moment.

Haven’t seen or listened in years but last time Chappelle made me laugh hard was when he did some long thing on Smollet and it was mostly lame until he focused in on: “where the hell do you get rope in Chicago”. Lol

Dave loach came out of a cranberry bog like the Uruk hai

Found dear departed Senator Graham in this collection of Evelyn hofer’s dublin photos

Some big summer clouds in infrared (2021)

Olivia Miles is Dylan Harper.

Lynx are incredible. Hoops are being played in Minnesota tonight.

They should do an edition of Death in Venice with this as the cover

Montmatre was fucked up. This is from maybe 20 years LATER even than the heyday.

Smooth hydrangeas are the most diva-ish plants I’ve ever worked with. When they get thirsty they flop like on a fainting couch.

Hard to say the word “edict” with real diction.

The genius behind “glonzo” is here incipiently testing out “octopus” as a term for trans/queer people who look too freaky to warrant political defense.

Should have never stopped walking. After I came back I accidentally called an unknown male child “my love” as I got semantically criss-crossed while taking also to my own child.

Discovered perfect activity at a children’s birthday party: wait until a rogue balloon starts blowing away and very slowly follow it across a vast field taking you farther and farther away.

The point of pencils is to have fun as quickly as possible

Too much was going on here

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Illuminating comment about this line that I think bounces around all of Shakespeare: utterances can be said to be both remarkably “importunate” and remarkably “formally legalistic” at the same time. Even or maybe especially by a murderous mob. Ideas around “passionate law”.

A child and her friends have been circling me after I drop her off at school such that I cannot leave the classroom and I have to jump and sprint out the back fire exit, leading out to an alley behind the school. One of these days I’m going to get surrounded by cops.

Against the law to have manners now smh

Daisy Edgar Jones and Margaret Qualley. Two dipshits.

No calls

Nearly 400,000 Japanese people bought “Rhythm Heaven Groove” for the Switch 2 last week.

The Faber Castell set of 120 colored pencils is one of the best things you can buy for approximately 180 dollars. I don’t want superabundance in other art stuff but having EVERY pencil at hand… no one “set” is so prompting to just sit and draw. No clean up nothing. Just the whole spectrum ready.

Doctor asked me if I’d like for him to notify me if my blood comes back positive for HIV. Yeah that’s a phone call I think

Grass Snakes are so cool. No nonsense, just a pure default snake. Bro is literally just 🐍

Sent a child into Show & Tell with a Grillaholic brand grill scraper in a certified “It’s What We Had in the Car” moment.

Brochure for a 1983 RSC production of Tempest look at Rylance as Ariel. What an era.

WNBA Studio host just said Caitlin has been out with “black injury” before quickly correcting herself to “back injury”. Tough one lol.

command and conquer was a revolutionary game for introducing the idea that you could command and conquer, prior games were all about one or the other

“Two primary ways that I am using A.I. with my 4-year-old right now:”

This user posted this like it makes his god sound good compared to mine????