i never understood the appeal of the hot food for mother story. just really poorly written unfunny fiction that people went nuts over

The first episode of 31 Murders To Midnight, in which I review 31 horror (mostly) films for 31 minutes each in the month of October 2025, is now live for members of the patreon. Walk the first six steps in the inexcorable path toward midnight! patreon.com/sfultra

unfortunately this rules

eric adams has dropped out of the mayoral election upon discovering that he is mayor already

i don't know if people not in the city (or in the city, for all i know) understand how bizarre the current trash situation is. also i've never seen a rat around trash in the city so i'm not convinced that was ever actually an issue.

honestly this is one of the first competent things he's done

Someday someone with more time and perspective than I can do the explainer on how michael lutz wrote a story that turned his life into a michael lutz story

RIP Kaleb Horton. what a writer, what a guy.

i'm the guy who makes the bafflingly bad decisions in the mobile game ad

happy birthday to the best video on youtube

man they invented something more annoying to see in a reply than gifs

Chutzpah: Grifting “opposition party” hits up New Yorkers even as its (NYC!) leadership *still* refuses to endorse its own nominee for NYC mayor.

shoutout to the person i saw over the weekend who had a tesla that they had put a big ostentatious glittery "muck fusk" decoration on. you know nobody would even notice what car you were driving if you didn't do that right

the joke from all our posts became real. awaken your genious

Then why did they all just sit there grooving on it lmao. If a dipshit with no credibility berates you publicly the last thing you have to do is endure it on camera, help us out here

based on the bathroom line situation, The Type of Person Who Would Go to This is absolutely not beating the Overwhelmingly Men allegations

saw the 4k restoration of barry lyndon today, which was not only the first time i've seen it but also the only kubrick-directed thing i hadn't seen

i'm double bev mode with a beer and an applejuice soda

jesus christ those ebikes fuckin fly

They call it a closet because you put your clos in et

here's something i've grown to hate for no good reason: the thing every glossy documentary does now where they leave in little productiony bits. the sitting down in the chair, the producer/director phone call in natural early morning light, hate that stuff

we're asking the torture memo guy what's legal again

finding out that the wack ass drumsticks we used in middle school were either very short-lived or extremely local to us

kind of weird to see it referred to as a 'vibe coding startup' (though that is kind of what it is now). once again they took something that worked just fine and ruined it with AI garbage!

PACE PICANTE SAUCE COWBOY: ...we killed that man over nothing, you know COWBOY 2: that was thirty years ago

best tik tok account i’ve found recently is called “envoy of the plateau” by a yak farmer featuring videos of yaks hanging out & flipping each other like wrestlers which apparently they do often

yall ever check out some good ass food

easily the most annoying problem with google search now, like i would say worse even than the AI summary garbage, is that any search term it interprets as a Product will return almost exclusively shopping results

i can: sleep for 5-6 hours, be a little tired but otherwise fine, or: sleep for 8+ hours, still be a little tired but have one area of muscle on my body be fully locked into a position

i don't want to to generation discourse or anything but yeah i do kind of think it was good to a) have had a childhood before internet and b) have first accessed internet as something that was necessarily gated by (e.g.,) time and external concerns

everybody's appreciating how weirdly chill this guy is but it's also really funny that it takes four paragraphs to say "we talked to one guy. he didn't know anything"

what can one say but, "aaa"

"bitcoin ATMs are facilitating scams" is true in the same way that "gift cards are facilitating scams" is true. what's more interesting to me is that that is apparently *all* they are facilitating.

folks he's done it again

important to understand: not a bombshell

hey guys

tump

put new york style where neapolitan is and remove neapolitan from the list entirely and you're good

*me reading this* since me and my online friends invented jokes and sarcasm the only logical conclusion is that this person is being serious

big shoutout to my bank, who has allowed fraudulent charges on my card not once but twice but routinely uses fraud detection to prevent me from using my card at: the subway station by my house, the subway station by my work, the bank by my house, and the bank by my work, where i opened my account

I do not give ants permission to crawl on me Repost this on your own page to prevent ants from crawling on you

I’m a “nothing ever happens” person about nuclear conflict because if I’m right I look like a genius if I’m wrong everyone forgets what I said because they got bigger problems.

oh no now there will be a glut of bad podcasts for business sigmas or whatever

it's just a regular corn maze but they play 2 live crew

jucika and the utz girl are sisters

honestly about 90% of the US is primed to fall for this

Hey NYC people: As of today the governor’s override of federal guidance means you can officially get your new COVID vaccine. I’m getting mine at CVS right now

instead of posting something like this, why not just like, talk to the person. if you actually believe in what you say. i hate this implicit-absolutionposting

if i said "the russian store" referring to a place in manhattan > 10 years ago probably between union square and 30th or so would anyone know what i was talking about