person in the park this evening who was walking round photographing the trees and then measuring the circumference of their trunks…..thanks for being a legend

the raven never should have quoth that shit without citation

but they were, all of them, deceived, for another Membership Portal was made..............

while mostly the same there’s small differences between the two different your party membership portals to encourage people to buy a link cable and trade memberships across them

after all why not? why shouldn’t i go on ebay and buy the special swivel controller namco made in the 90s for fine drift control in their racers?

seeing comparisons to portugal now and immediately laughing even when they are accurate…very good

i will never ‘Finish setting up my phone’

nice day

Corners of wikipedia

ed davey claiming the country has the best rollercoasters in the world even though our highest ranked ride on the captain coaster website is hyperia at thrope park at #35 and the second is at #60 ……dangerous post-truth politics

People often ask me, "Grobian, what is is like being the last bastion of common sense in a post-truth world gone mad?". All I can say is that it's a big responsibility.

there are many psyops intended to make you interested in "American late night" and I just would advise anyone to stay safe and log off if you feel tempted to watch any of these videos

always love how blunt arne slot is, no messing around

retvrn

sometimes you feel like you are a pathetic failure at life, condemned to your own inadequacy, but then you take almost 0.3 seconds off your ridge racer time and go up to #31 in the rankings and it’s all okay really

rapture stuff not hitting like “leaked photo of heaven is going viral”

it’s funny that they have no outriders. should be getting your hodges etc to bludgeon critics every day with the governments lines

people on here really into describing things as “the skeleton key for understanding [x]“ atm. starting to edge out “load-bearing“ and “stochastic terrorism“

best meme i ever made

japanese mystery writer with a pseudonym which feels racist to say out loud

anyone have £3500 lying around they’d like to give me (image unrelated)

Nonsense is one of the most classic things to spout

Bat steals Mondrian's red bit

oh to be potato having a lunchtime snooze

*Brandishes rolling pin* Who's there?!? *Sheaths rolling pin* Must have been the wind...

see, so some skeletons lie in their grave like this…whereas others lie like this

Well, if it’s 23 September... YES, THAT’S RIGHT! It’s the 71st anniversary of the hunt for the Gorbals Vampire, in which hundreds of children aged from four to 14, armed with dogs, knives and sharpened sticks went looking for an urban myth

always been mildly annoyed by teenagers at the nearby school littering so much in the local park. but whatever they’re kids. walking potato i now see the litter way more often & chat to other dog owners who are all so so mad about the litter. suddenly it feels like the worlds most important issue.

would have somehow been less frustrating if i hadn’t even improved my time at all

mr ota from yi yi if you are interested would you like to have dinner and then go to a jazz bar together. no worries if not.

the plan: make dinner, walk potato then that gives me a couple hours of listening to neil young albums while crashing into walls 100x in a row trying to take down the person currently 0.2 seconds ahead of me in the ridge racer rankings

The Wife Put Me in Charge of the Toilet

Just remember we are behind you 45%. Anything you need, it’s possible we will be there to help

good news 👍

Ah well, it’s only the condition of the country we all live in isn’t it. At least one day we'll definitely all die. Lovely, lovely, warm, sweet death.

Worst and funniest living human

also engenders a dangerous complacency where the mass civil society response that is required to actually push back on this stuff doesn‘t happen because people convince themselves “it won’t happen so why should they have to put their heads above water on it“

after becoming convinced the ridge racer thing was over and i had plateaued i put together a run and jump up to #32 in the rankings

oh ffs not this discourse again 🙄 [topic i will find any excuse to weigh in on]

very personally rattled at the 2000s lib dems civil liberties stuff gradually (then quickly during covid, tbf) becoming crank coded and only given a voice by zia yusuf www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

yang yang from the film yi yi, absolute legend

In bits at this

they have their own review of books!!!!

May That Nuclear War Be Cursed! https://www.wikiart.org/en/maria-primachenko/may-that-nuclear-war-be-cursed-1978

eBay’s been writing poetry again

off to see yi yi: a one and a two at the cinema. i consider this one of my favourite films but haven’t seen it since watching on my laptop as a student fifteen years ago. very excited!!