don’t think i don‘t see you constantly confusing south african batting all-rounder jj smuts with namibian bowling all-rounder jj smit……do better

ekitike one of the most fun players to watch individually but god liverpool are boring and crap these days

after months of making fun of my (perhaps slightly excessive) complaints about the rubbish coffee at a nearby cafe my wife has today admitted that she’s also stopped going when she’s not with me as ”it is a bit inconsistent“. will now be levitating from the pure satisfaction for the rest of time.

[me talking about any viral food trend i dislike] you know it really reminds me of when i was eleven and everyone at school pretended to like the then new vanilla coke variant even though it was the foulest drink ever concocted

now traitors is over can we choose a random topic to all post about three evenings a week….it’s not important that it be “good” i just enjoy the site feeling alive

Help me low poly Ps3 cat Save me low poly ps3 cat

oi mate you got a liocense for saying “oi mate you got a liocense for that” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I was a "gifted kid" in that I was presented as a tributary gift to the Tang emperor Xuanzhong in the year 732 AD by an enigmatic Western state which cannot be identified with any people in the historical record.

[someone trying to explain something to me in a way that would actually get my attention] imagine a john le carre novel

Oh sure let’s match those symbols to the ones on the pillar. That’s your answer to everything.

need this

(making small talk with Sisyphus) that thing heavy? looks heavy

final episode felt very “day five of the test with all results still on the table“. little lull in the preceding episodes but i think my favourite series since the first! celeb one a bit too frivolous, whereas three too mean-spirited, got the balance right here imho

should have stuck to doing this stuff really

one more locking in ought to do it

rachel saying “proud to be the first female traitor in the final” rachel reeves coded

faithfuls who were so successfully bamboozled by “fbi training on micro-expressions“ and “a police detective thought this“ deserved to lose and i’m very glad they did

next bbc scandal is on screen timer fraud in the bigger traitors tasks

most pathetic man alive haha

will you accept??

Lmfao

Highlights of the low budget bbc livestream to hype up the traitors include an empty pub watch party and a guest being interviewed from a toilet cubicle

if i don’t go to this exhibition before it closes i will literally die paintings.substack.com/p/constable-...

is it by any chance “selling microchips” ?

looking forward to the next dining across the divide featuring these two

Really annoyed myself by using “certainly” in my thoughts. Settle down it’s just us in here

they really nailed it with the yoga terms upward and downward dog

article about south africa continually using the term “randlords” to describe the 19th century controllers of the cape mining industry which i believe is technically an existing term but does make the whole thing come across like reading a particularly unfunny left shiposter

this is still the funniest thumbnail on youtube

I have 7 years to achieve this

He's a raving lunatic. I'm assuming you're asking because he's done something strange.

2/2 White peonies on a table, with the pruning shears that cut them. Painted in 1864 by Edouard Manet, born OTD 1832.

presumably only takes about ten people from those still buying songs on itunes to top the non-streaming chart these days

india-pakistan cricket relationship a hideously embarrassing spectacle for all involved. so it’s great that not only are the main participants all very committed to making it more embarrassing each year but since the fall of sheikh hasina they’ve dragged another country into it too

F watching the most recent series of what we do in the shadows, a series i resent for its introduction of the “energy vampire” character, a concept which has basically ruined my life

Click, click, click.

surprisingly find myself missing aaron bastani on here. so many takes which his distinct phrasing would at least make entertaining. sad thing is of course that he simply wouldn’t be aaron bastani if he posted on bluesky.

i love cat power’s covers but this l one of nothing compares 2 u one her new EP does feel like she has exhausted them creatively open.spotify.com/track/5BI7bK...

NZ seem to be always be able to pluck a random 31 year old with ~100 first class games out of their domestic system and have them over-perform in international cricket

would anyone like to buy me an £800 stamp….no worries if not :)

2/2 Manet's very lovely parrot, a serious fellow on his A+ perch.

sorry but i’m listening to tragic magic by julianna barwick and mary lattimore and thus nothing you can say right now will manage to annoy me. maybe try again later?

Not a nice way to speak about me, I have a name.

very charmed by the pigeon racing clock

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/3442 『1/24 電車の座席コレクション』発売。座席はリアルなフロッキー仕様 "1/24 Train Seat Collection" released. Seats feature realistic flocking. #ガチャポン #gachapon

just popping down the architectural salvage if you’d like me to pick you up a few doors ?

sorry potato i know you are keen to get home to the heater but it’s really important that i take a photo of the flour mill in the gloom even though i already have hundreds in my photo app