im constantly code switching between yokel and bumboclaat

i just lost like 6 games in a row i take it back its a stupid timewaster for dementia patients

heartbreaking, worst person you know just did a great tommy lee jones impression

only good game left is solitaire. the ultimate test of your planning and intuition

couple months ago i stopped smoking bowls in favor of cones exclusively and my latent psychic abilities have magnified ten fold

all i care about is playing geo guesser no move and shrugging when im wrong and popping off like a psychopath when im right

It feels so good to tamper with some shit

Fuck Wat Mr. Manderley Said

(gabe newell as ignatius j reilly) my valve

i am determined to chill and take 'er easy

just imagined a guy who told me that eating two apples a day is "nasty work"

stereolab phase is Over, i feel Nothing. now its all about the smog album with the cat on it

finished this last night and it didnt even have a satisfyingly disturbing ending

first hour of every work day is just remembering what the hell my job is. something with computers?

were bringin back jeb bush touching his wrist and saying "apple watch"

you guys read any books lately? they dont even have to be good really

(songs: ohia - blue factory flame voice) the cleveland show and two fishing poles

been reading a book i dont like that makes me feel bad

pick up truck discourse

I miss having a big desk at home. Using a laptop on the couch damages the soul

98% percent of teens have forgot about obamna soda, reblog is you part of the 2% that remembered

powershell syntax seems like it was designed to be spat out by ai. stupid language for losers and corporate morons

Love this tiny e-reader

my ear keeps "squeaking." probably nothing

reading gay pornography in the mechanics waiting room

came home the other night and our cat's mouth was hanging open and was drooling all over himself. first vet basically told us "his jaw is shattered, its over." took him to a second vet and they were like "oh yeah he knocked this tooth loose, it just needs to be pulled, no biggie"

sharing the wrong monitor on teams and its just two different john rechy pdfs next to each other, both open to the Good Parts

I want a big ice cream sundae like cartoon characters used to eat

dont piss on my back and tell me its raining. who do you think you are, al roker? just keep pissing buddy

(furrows brow)

recently implemented a second roll to the cuff on my jeans that people are calling "brave"

bossman: you've been working hard lately. why dont you use my office to watch 2003 film Goodbye, Dragon Inn?

(double jumps)

if having too much aura was a crime

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie tomorrow

any time one of my mutuals says something unfunny i picture myself crossing their name off a list

Been thinking about baseball a little bit lately. The crack of the bat, etc.

heads up, we got lunch inbound, 10 clicks and closing fast

let me break it down for you

Thank you, aki kaurismaki, for showing me this wonderful salad that I assume people in Finland eat every night

No idea at all what’s happening in this movie. Been looking at my phone almost the whole time. 3/5

We are looking for some new pants. If you are passionate about a particular pant, we would like the hear from you

found an account on instagram where every caption was some variation on "IF HAVING TOO MUCH AURA WAS A CRIME" for ai generated videos of guys in balenciaga jumping off of skyscrapers