Ziploc bags don’t seal as well since Trump came back

They’re coming to get you, Barbara

Why are you guys suddenly talking about former Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland

I hate the Eraserhead Pokemon

A bad bet I think a lot of centrist Democrats are taking is that their voters want a sane, traditional candidate to contrast Trump, whereas the reality is that he's shattered norms about "acceptable candidates" across the board, and a lot of Dem voters now want a feral motherfucker of their own.

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Every Sith Lord is a policy failure

I can never get enough of the legendary Nat King Cole clowning on the silly new fad of rock-and-roll, singing a Sherman brothers song imagining how outrageous it would be if Mona Lisa was a soda shop tune

thou hast been blessed by the ibuprofen knight praise be ⚔️💚

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Two issues I think You can't really be a mediocre cape film anymore, and a mediocre female led cape film gets judged twice over. The pitch of "bar crawl and her dog gets hurt" is pretty terrible for getting families out to the theater!

Introduced the older kid to Ween, who I described with “they like pushing boundaries, pushing buttons, and breaking taboos, both musically and lyrically” and realized Gene and Dean are pretty well summed up as “a couple of assholes”

Remembering an Independence Day sitting on a rooftop watching fireworks a half mile to the northeast and a thunderstorm over the mountains to the west. The scope and grandeur of the lightning really put the fundamental smallness of the fireworks in perspective. We are little things.

STP guy is keeping me sane

Heard at least three people in the produce department, including an employee, singing along with The Middle by Jimmy Eat World

I gotta say, having grown up in this country, our flag sits in a fascinating nexus of "kind of complex" (compared to, say, Japan or France) and "still easy to reproduce" (as opposed to, say, Iran or Mozambique)

Preparing my wikipedia infobox edit

People on here will post anything. 'Jesus had hoes.' Yes he did. That is canonically true.

NICK LUTSKO! His venmo is nicholas dash lutsko dash 1

That’s what makes “I Write the Songs” so funny to me: the second-level realization that, not only is it a cover, but the actual writer is chiefly known for being in a band with Brian Wilson, who wrote all their famous hits.

Mamdani and Trump giving speeches on the same day where Zohran will be like “the philosopher George Santayana once said that To be an American is of itself almost a moral condition, an education, and a career” and Trump will be like “Keebler Elves…they live in a tree and they make food, yes they do”

"That's the thing that Democrats tend to get wrong: we're so worried about what they're going to say about us that we forget we also have mouths that work." I don't know anything about this guy but I love that he will not consent to playing defense when he could be going on offense

So @keithpille.bsky.social tied me up and forced me to watch the video for Toby Keith's "Beer For My Horses" and I'm kind of fascinated by the direction they took. The song is explicitly about vigilante lynch mob justice, but the video makes TK and Willie into cops? hunting a serial killer?

This is about Loretta Lynn, and the attitude expressed here is the epitome of conservative girl power, a tension that every wave of feminism thinks is new but has been there since at least Wollstonecraft

They’re wrong about that, of course. I have read the primary sources closely and actually it turns out Jesus was the same kind of communist as me. Not those guys. Those guys are heretics.

Thinking to myself "I bet this song is yet another one by Paul Williams" and looking it up to find it was actually written by Bruce Johnston

Went looking for origins of the phrase “homeskillet” and I hate how many internet articles about cultural history seen to be written by a 25 year old taking wild guesses

Man this is good, especially if you're the biggest Lila Downs fan you've ever met

Now imagine how much that account will be worth if we allow the kindergartners to trade their $1000 on Polymarket

Skin

Remembering so many spam threads on rec.music.beatles with titles like OASIS BIGGER THAN THE BEATLES IN UK!!!

Bosnia and Herzegovina? in this economy?

Ruby, don’t take your love to town before I’ve had my coffee

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Me and all my besties got that summertime sadness

Yeah so Supergirl was fun. It isn’t as coherent or emotionally sound as last year’s Superman film, but it’s a nice follow up that goes its own way. Several little inconsistencies and plot devices out of left field were kind of annoying, but they were there in the service of a good time.

Awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣

guy who has his atproto did memorized

“Be careful what you wish for” what do you mean, if something goes wrong I’ll just wish for something else. There’s no limit on wishes

Chum Schucker

i was nodding my head along reading this but now i have to yell

Sorry guys, it's too close to the 2028 election to confirm a new justice. That seat will just have to sit vacant until the people have a chance to speak

hey check out this monument to the Ancients that I found, it must have all kinds of wicked loot and treasure buried underneath

My “New Music” stream this week includes recent tracks from Paul McCartney, Carly Simon, and Rodney Crowell, and it’s interesting to me how much they embrace sounding old. quavery, raspy, cramped enunciation – hey kids I’m 70 or 80, this is just what happens!

Has anyone been more obviously building their career toward doing a Bond song

Natural Manure would be a good name for a band

you'll look "sweet in the seat" if you know what I mean (I mean in the seat of a bicycle built for two)

It's an extremely funny bummer that @thebugbeardispatch.bsky.social posts for the first time in a while, "hi i'm back from my hiatus" and in SECONDS gets a spam reply. thanks for reminding me how good my hiatus was

In the 70s we did the impossible