jeffrey epstein thinks donald trump is the worst person he has ever met. he's right.

GORPMAAAAAAN!!!!!

I mean I know it’s official Congress Business so it shouldn’t be surprising but it’s still weird and hilarious that this is just…a thing that was televised.

Oh man this made me tear up. Those were good times. We were so young then.

median voter

Not EVERYONE everyone. (Not here on the Wordcel Website!) But mostly everyone, yes.

When your theory of the case rests on someone acting in a way that could be characterized as THIS absurd and self-destructive, it's possible your theory of the case is...incomplete.

When I realize that when you think about it, money isn't even REAL

When I realize a new horror movie is a metaphor for trauma

Lotta people here forgetting the first two rules of Larry Summers Email Club.

me telling my wife about Hollow Knight

Look, of COURSE the email says President Trump "knew about the girls". Did you NOT notice that it's CLEARLY in the context of "telling [them] to stop"? This is TOTAL EXONERATION.

Age yourself with gaming.

Glonzo Rising™

BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. Baaaats baaaats baaaaaaats baaaats

My partner and I heard your lament from across the bar and we really love your pathos

I always hate having to acknowledge Trump's humanity at all (except for the "mortality" part) but sometimes I'm like "damn this cold af Diet Coke really is perfect right now, I get it."

No! NO!!

Indeed, it had better be! I’m temperamentally averse to “insurgencies,” self-designated or otherwise, but with this guy I was like “eh he seems normal, it’s fine.”

the thing about how people think about politicians is weird because politicians are mostly not living in hyperreality,especially on the Democratic side. is it true that the battle for America is in fact in hyperreality?yes,but it’s hard to blame them for not adjusting to that when it’s work for them

Well okay then. I was wondering if/when any of this would actually start happening. At least somebody is putting their money and effort where their mouth is. And we'll see what happens! I keep an open mind.

I literally did not know I got tomorrow off. Or had forgotten. Probably this happens to me every November. I'm still in shock.

Everyone's been furious already about this and I have nothing to add. Except that every time I see Angus King I think "Jean and Scotty never have to worry."

I mean we have ALL said that and all been dead serious! It’s not even a controversial opinion, really. It’s just…not a thing you can do if you’re planning on keeping this constitution at all. So what are we doing here? Come on.

this mostly seems right, yeah. I don't really agree with the "dog" thing but follow your heart.

Okay can we all go nuts about THIS now? It’s way more fun.

Oh please let him do this. Hell, let him do it today! He likes headlines, right? This is a day we'd like him to HAVE some headlines.

Evergreen. This happens to me every few months.

Am I the only one who, as a midwesterner, feels a bit salty about all this? Oh you like the Edmund Fitzgerald? Name three of its albums. We grew up with this story and now it’s this huge thing!

Why do Dems hate canceling Thanksgiving? It’s win/win.

TRUMP TAKE NOODLE

I don't know of the specifics of this decision (which was really a bunch of separate decisions) but yes, this captures a very important tension that's existed all year. And resolving that tension isn't as simple as people on either side of the question might think.

Yeah I mean this is all you really can say. It’s all grotesque and insane but the Trump GOP is getting to the point where they CAN’T win anything. Even if they get what they want it makes things worse for them! We’re all hostages to it but nevertheless. They’re kind of screwed!

It is indeed fascinating how here on the Gender Website many people are very certain that all that matters in the end is being "tough" and "fighting" and not "caving" like a "[gendered insult]."

And if said this to anyone literally anywhere else they'd be like "of course, duh. Who remembers stuff like that? I'm bored already." But HERE? Good lord. It is all remembered until the end of time.

Mike Johnson is the Liz Truss of Theresa Mays.

This is deeply true and deeply distorts the way so many people look at the present.

I cannot aspire to the heights of contrarianism that would allow me to talk about Nirvana like this. (Though people did it all the time while they were active!) But I absolutely agree that "Superunknown" holds up as well as any record from those years, and that Soundgarden is deserving.

Saw the Zohran campaign sign generator on Instagram and had to get this out of my head. Ok goodbye again.

Heh you can tell who's never worked in retail by who's sharing this as a grotesque and dystopian-sounding policy, rather than the normal (laughable) guidance corporate retail people ALWAYS get from management. "We're going to be the FRIENDLIEST store in the world and that's how we will WIN!"

Yes the Roberts majority has destroyed SCOTUS’s legitimacy, yes Trump shoulda never gone to SCOTUS asking to starve people, but in the world we live in KBJ did the best she could to control the process and let CA1 put its reasoning on the record before her colleagues disregard it without explanation

Getting tired of all the winning

I was just about to ask whether anyone even understands the rationale here. Like, what principle is being defended here, and to what end? Is this really just "you can't make us"?

Yeah and it's honestly pretty disgraceful that these kinds of unsourced insinuations and rumors can have a real effect in our politics. I think EVERYONE should be reposting this just to set frivolous people straight.

just attach this to every half-assed meme or pic i have ever posted

I think I like this. I naturally resist the idea of making a figure like Lynch into a saint of tolerance and liberal values because he's just...a lot more than that. But maybe that's the point, here. "Decency" should be non-negotiable and should NOT be the purview only of the unsophisticated.

Wales is so back!

We knew IN THE MOMENT that it was one of the funnier things ever to happen and that we wouldn't forget it. And we were right! Some of us remember it every year with a pleasant satisfaction.

"The Falcon's Children." "This is a fantasy novel, the first book of a trilogy." Dear God.

I was a lifelong liberal Democrat until my wife kept playing the song where Taylor Swift sings about her dick.